I'm a guy.....I have 2 arms and 2 legs, 10 fingers and 10 toes, all of my hair and most of my mind. If I were to be stuck on an island with only three things I'd bring an acoustic guitar, a record player, and the entire Pink Floyd discography (that still only counts as one) and I'd sit on a rock and wait for one of you to come pick me up. I enjoy laughing and anything that makes me do that, so hopefully this will make you as well and if not......there's always the news......lol.