Things I enjoy: Watching horror movies, sometimes to laugh at stuff like, remake freddy kreuger's voldemort pig face. Sometimes in languages I don't speak, sometimes to be genuinely terrified to sleep at night.
Eating triple sausage pizza, petting puppies and kittens, making a general nuisance of myself. Being incompetent at playing video games.
Things I won't do: Eat salad, drink protein shakes that taste like they are made with pinecones from your local organic grocery store, watch any movies involving long time best friends just discovering their love for each other. Long impossible workout routines named after animals in the Chinese zodiac.
Sit still and behave like a normal human being.