After retiring, a man went to the Social Security office to
apply
for Social Security.
The woman
behind the counter asked him for his driver's License to
verify his age.
He looked in
His pockets and realized he had left his wallet at
home. He told the woman that he was very sorry, but he would
have
to go home and come back later.
The woman
said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.
So the man opened
His shirt revealing his curly silver hair.
She said,
'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for
me' and she processed my Social Security application.
When he got
home, the man excitedly told his wife about his experience at
the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have
dropped
your pants. You might have gotten disability too.'
And then the
fight started...
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