After retiring, a man went to the Social Security office to

apply

for Social Security.

The woman

behind the counter asked him for his driver's License to

verify his age.

He looked in

His pockets and realized he had left his wallet at

home. He told the woman that he was very sorry, but he would

have

to go home and come back later.

The woman

said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.

So the man opened

His shirt revealing his curly silver hair.

She said,

'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for

me' and she processed my Social Security application.

When he got

home, the man excitedly told his wife about his experience at

the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have

dropped

your pants. You might have gotten disability too.'

And then the

fight started...