17. Escape
Jun 17, 2019
Sorry this update is coming up later than usual but I have been panicking since, like, 2:00 in the morning which is making me feel like sand.
Anyway I didn't read Bill Bryson's A Walk in the Woods, but I read enough of Bill Bryson's A Walk in the Woods to know that your chances of escaping a bear are a crap shoot. Sometimes you can run and that works. Sometimes you can stay still and that works. Sometimes you can climb a tree and that works. Sometimes you can do any of those things and then bear eats you. So anyway the moral of the story is: I don't know how to get away from a bear, don't take this as advice.
jozaud
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yeah DO NOT DO THIS. Running from a bear will make them chase you. The thing to remember with bears is “BROWN: GET DOWN. BLACK: ATTACK. WHITE: GOODNIGHT” brown bears and grizzly bears are aggressive, go into the fetal position. Black bears are more cautious, make yourself big and act aggressive and they will back off. Polar bears will just fuck you up if you’re close to a polar bear you’re probably already dead.
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