It's Pride Month, so all my LGBTQ+ people take the time to dig down deep and vomit up a rainbow in celebration. Be sure to use your pride vomit as a defensive measure during any protests that you attend this month!
Science shows that when threatened, a member of the LGBTQ+ community can spray Rainbows up to fifteen feet. The best results can be achieved by eating copious amounts of skittles, gummy bears, and Lucky Charms.
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