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Who Are You People?

Every good series has a cast and crew. They also have a set of characters too. These characters aren't your average morons. They're... ADVANCED MORONS. Let's give 'em a hand, one by one.

Jean-Luc The Fox

Jean-Luc! He's the leader of the Whackos and quite the well-rounded fellow. When tempted enough, he can get wild and dangerous, but can be quiet and calm even in the most troubling times of danger. He's well-rounded and loves his team of friends, but you can most likely find him spending more time with his son, Joey, than of the others... or sleeping.

Joey the Rabbit-Fox

Joey! Jean-Luc's adopted son, secondary leader and the Muscle of the Whackos. Just like his foxy counterpart, he's also got amnesia due to a severe blow to the head. He's not as smart as the others, but he's happy-go-lucky and always willing to put himself out there to help his friends no matter what the cost. But boy! This bunny's quite a glutton! His stomach is the equivalent of a bottomless pit! He follows his dad around and is a bit stupid, but its not his fault really. He's a goofball, but a loving goofball.

Ryan

Ryan! Joey's fast-talking, money-scheming, lady-lovin' best friend, and the Whackos' resident 'cool guy.' Luck is always on his side whether good or bad, and is never shy of conjuring some kind of scheme to make a quick buck. He's quite the ladies man (at least that's what he thinks), but can swing a baseball bat harder than Jackie Robinson. Bad guys beware! He's full of himself too, and at times quite chauvinistic. He's like that cool guy at school. He may love notoriety, but deep down, he's not all that bad.

Danny

Danny! The Whackos' very own greaser who's very capable in the art of gun ballet. He'll never use a gun unless he needs to shut someone up. He's got quite a temper almost like he's the rabbit version of Donald Duck, and will often be one to jump and swing his fists in rage or flip a table when in a berserk. When the gang is losing track of the mission, he's always ready to snap the gang right back into place.

100% Julie

100% Julie! The mad scientist of the Whackos and Joey's fiery girlfriend. A mad scientist of the fruity kind, Julie uses her skills to invent new gadgets for the Whackos' various schemes. Always creating something, her creations can often be a helpful resource or a true detriment if she goes out of control. She sometimes clashes with Jean-Luc when it comes to the idea of his magic powers or his and Joey's idiotic tendencies, or any of the others' annoying quirks. This girl's quite sassy and always ready for a come back... if her weapons don't malfunction first. This girl knows her way around building jets, planes, tanks, bikes, and even spaceships! Too bad she doesn't know how to drive a car though.

Melody

Melody! The timid voice of reason AND the silent, but deadly member of The Whackos! Starting out as nothing but the shy girl who's only there because she's encouraged by her secret, childhood crush, Joey, she can definitely defend herself in times of danger when she isn't scared. Melody is a pacifist, and won't use violence unless it's a last resort. She aims to think more than act, but when she does act, she ACTS. She also knows how to swing a broom or anything with a pole, trust me. When she's not helping her friends, she can be at home cleaning, gardening and caring for her pet snake, Sherman.

It might not sound it at times, but these guys really do look out for each other. Let's hope they don't try to kill each other in at least one of these stories.