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Eating for 2 is a lie

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Biggest lie during pregnancy :
" Eating for 2".

( There is always this filthy bitch to tell you this fuck and projecting her own secret bulimia on you just cause you're prego. Just punch her on the stomach and spit on her. TRUST ME. )

Sure you have weird cravings,
they're especially psychological and works as comfort against your hormones.
The other ones are for deficiencies
(Like, you have that special need of suddenly eating a strawberry yogurt or some milk rice ? Your body is trying to tell you that you needs lactose. )

Nature is well... SOMETIMES.

For the normal humans as me ( Ok, I'm talking about the gender who can bear life ... sorry guys. ♥ )
It's NORMAL to get weight during pregnancy. The bitches who tells you they were as skinny as before are just creatures from hell who deserve to die.
( No, I'm not even frustrated ... )

#pregnancy #slice_of_life #humour #girl #eating #food #pizza #weird_cravings #all_my_hormones #irony

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