...HAWT Like Me
Mar 22, 2013
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Again, another true story. Some of it is obviously exaggerated, but like the rest of my stories, this one is 80% to 100% true.
Some of you have asked, and yes, I really did see a duck on a leash at the bus stop. Yes, I really have been crapped on by flocks of birds (multiple times, actually). Yes, two hobos had a fight over my drumming group and gave us candy (which we did not eat). Everything is TRUE (unfortunately [?!]).
My life is pretty weird guys, but I guess it's good because I never run out of material haha
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I wish all janitors were that fun : D mine was 'reading' porn mags all the time ahah
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