👉👌Luke's POV👌👈
"What's a dicaymomo?" I asked
The sex god rolled his eyes as if to show that he regretted helping me.
"Not a dicaymo . . . mo." He sighed. "A Dicamotus."
"OK what's a Dicamotus?"
"Let me start from the beginning." He started.
"From the beginning of human existence there were always problems. Humans were fickle and needed guidance from here on earth since they could no longer connect to the universe. The universe created the Auxilio. The Auxilio are the helpers, they are always around. They are always the people that help the people that do the big things in the world."
"Wait, what do you mean by that?" I asked, interrupting him.
"Like the president has the vice president but he really listens to his friend who is really smart. That friend might be his maid, his security guard or just his Secretary. The point is that person is an Adiutor and their job is to help the people."
"Wait but if everyone has an Adiutor-"
"No the Auxilio are spread out. One fourth of the population are Auxilio."
"So that means."
"That means that there is a one in four chance that someone is a Adiutor and that means we can help the rest of the population that is clueless."
"OK, that seems nice and all but why is everyone either freaking out or trying to sleep with me whenever they see me?" I asked, wanting him to get to the point.
"Well you aren't like most Auxilio, you are a special Adiutor,
You are the Dicamotus."
"What is a Dicamotus?"
He sighed looking at me as if he was thinking again.
"Though there are a lot of Auxilio in the world every one hundred years there is a shortage," he explained.
"What do you mean by that?"
"Well though Auxilio are very important we don't really need to hide it from average people so Adiutor can fall for a regular person. And Auxilio usually date regular people and after a hundred years the amount of Auxilio go down to one eighth."
"Ok so where do I come in?"
He paused again looking me straight in the eye.
"To bring the population of Auxilio up across the world several million Dicamotus are crowned by the ancient spirits and when they turn 15 it is known by all."
"What, I don't get it?"
"Today is your Birthday isn't it?"
"Yeah."
"Well parents have to teach their children the ways of the Auxilio once they see the signs of a Adiutor in them but since the next deadline for one hundred years was this year 2016, every child that was born in 2001 had all of their signs hidden and when they turned 15 their parents would either see that they were a regular Adiutor and with that they could teach them normally or they would see that there child is a Dicamotus in which case there child must meet a stranger who is willing to reveal the Auxilio world to them."
I nodded my head taking in all of the information.
I know that this is super crazy and I should be freaking out about all of this and all of the responsibility but it feels so right and true. I just can't deny it.
"But that doesn't explain everyone's reaction."
He sighed again.
"Well a Dicamotus has a very specific job."
"A Dicamotus is like . . . "
"Like what?" I asked."
"Like . . . A Dicamotus is basically the perfect person for any sexual need."
"WHAT!?" I screamed.
"Sorry sorry, I said that wrong." He apologized.
"Look when a Adiutor looks at you they can see that you are a Dicamotus." He tried again, looking away as he racked his brain for a good way to put it. "All Dicamotus are given abilities in relationships and sex instead of in assisting people."
I stared at him completely at a loss.
"A Dicamotus can always make the perfect date. They can be in charge in the relationship or the support. They have a huge collection of sex techniques that no human or Adiutor can match. Their . . . body parts can change size to adapt-"
"OK! I GET IT!" I screamed
The sex god turned crimson at his realization of what he just said.
"So I am basically the perfect person for anything from a long term relationship to a quick fuck?"
"Yeah that about sums it up," he answered.
"Why?" I almost whined.
"Because you have to have someone by the time that you are twenty so that you can breed."
"Wait What!? Breed!?"
"Yeah, when you turn twenty you are supposed to get pregnant with the Dicamotus offspring and for four generations the offspring will breed with only Auxilio to bring the population back up."
"But I am a boy, I can't get pregnant."
"Actually you can, and you will get pregnant a lot too. At least for five years since during those five years there will only be a week in between the times that you get pregnant."
"What . . . but . . . how will they come out?"
"The way they came in."
I furrowed my eyebrows in confusion.
"How did they come in?"
"Through your ass."
My eyes widened.
"Nononononononono."
The sex lord burst out into laughter.
"Calm down, the babies will come out through C-section." He told me in between laughs.
Ok now this I can deny.
I got up off of the floor and made my way out of the alleyway.
"Where are you going?" he asked, getting up as well.
"I'm going home." I sighed. "Thanks for telling me about all of this but I can't be the next Dicamotus."
"What do you mean you can't? You don't have a choice," he said
"Goodbye." I told him as I walked away.
When I get home my parents are gonna have a lot of explaining to do.
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I sat on the bus looking out of the window like I usually did when I was pretending I was in a dramatic movie and cameras were surrounding me as I made my Oscar worthy performance but this time
I was actually in a drama
The fact that all this stuff was happening to me was really shitty and annoying so of course I would be mini pouting out of the window thinking about everything that would happen to me from now on.
I ignored the lingering eyes as I prepared myself for a really awkward talk with my parents.
Yay me
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So the talk with my parents wasn't as bad as I presumed but there were still those awkward moments and
Me being the smart person I am
Didn't bring up the fact that I didn't want to be a Dicamotus.
My parents were really supportive though and they made it a lot easier.
I have started getting a big head from all the people who were looking at me so I was constantly reminding myself that it was just for sex.
Just for sex
Just for sex
Just for sex
Just for-
OK IT'S NOT WORKING!
I am enjoying this WAY to much!
I walk with confidence to the tree to meet my friends.
"Hey guys!" I say as I spot Aubrey Layla, and Sean standing at the tree.
"What brings you so early Sean?" I ask Sean obviously referring to the fact that he came before me and Hunter.
"Oh n-nothing." He says stuttering and blushing slightly.
I raise my eyebrows but say nothing more of it since I don't like to pry.
Jk
"Why are you blushing?" I ask Sean.
Layla gasps.
"REALLY?!" She asks, much louder than needed.
"No way!" Aubrey says following Layla suit.
"N-no I'm not!" He defends but we are already gushing over the fact that he is now turning crimson.
"Hey guys! what's up?" Hunter asks once he arrives.
"Noth-"
"SEAN ARRIVED EARLY OVER A GIRL!" Kayla screams interrupting Sean.
"Awwww," Hunter gushes. "LOOK! he's blushing!"
By now Sean us furious and very embarrassed but we keep pushing it by cooing over him like a baby for another minute before deciding that he had enough torture and releasing our fingers from his cheeks.
"So, how's the whole Dicamotus thing going?" Hunter asks.
"Hunter! We don't even know if he found someone to tell him! You could've ruined the prophecy!" Aubrey yells.
"Wait, how could that have ruined the prophecy?" I ask.
"There are very specific rules to the prophecy so breaking them could possibly break all possibility of it being fulfilled." Sean informs me.
"Really?" I ask rhetorically as an idea begins to form in my head.
"Why do you have that look on your face?" Layla asks worriedly.
"Look you guys, I haven't told you this yet but I don't want to be a Dicamotus. It's too much responsibility and not enough freedom. I can't do it."
"What do you mean you can't do it? You have to!" Layla tells me.
"Better yet, you don't have a choice." Sean says.
"Yeah man, from what the girls told me this is a BIG deal." Hunter reasons.
"Well if I can't say no, then I will have to make THEM say no!"
"What do you mean by that?" Aubrey asks worriedly.
"I am going to break the prophecy."
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