"Saik, wake up!"

Yuki hit me on the head, and I opened my eyes.

Ah, in the blink of an eye, my sleep ended. Well, at least I rested.

"You need to get up."

Ah, I fell asleep. Everyone is already getting up from their seats.

I got up and yawned. Well, finally, time to go to the classroom.

"I'm sleepy."

"Hey, wait."

Did someone talk to me? No, I doubt it; I don't know anyone.

I started walking, but...

"Eh?"

Someone put their hand on my shoulder.

"I said wait."

That's the voice of the representative. Ah, how tiresome.

I turned to look at the representative.

"What's up?"

"I have a question. Why did you refuse to give the speech?"

"I felt lazy."

"..."

"..."

A silence filled the air as she frowned in doubt and confusion. What? Doesn't she believe me?

"You're saying you felt lazy?"

"Yes. Why?"

"Are you serious?"

"Yes."

"... Never mind what I said."

"That's exactly what I'll do."

I walked away from her and stretched my arms.

I need to get used to waking up early. Ah, what a hassle. I hate full-time schedules. Being at school at 7 in the morning and not leaving until 4 in the afternoon. Ah, it's hell on earth.

"Fufu. Look at Ram, Saik. She can't believe that you're better than her. She's probably wondering if you're really intelligent."

"And that means she'll investigate me."

"Exactly! We need to be careful with her, or they'll discover you're an idiot."

"Hey, that hurt, but yeah, you're right."

I hope you don't cause me trouble, Ram.

•

•

Alright, I've arrived. Class 1-B.

I entered my classroom and took advantage of the fact that no one has taken the seat next to the window at the last table in the last row.

A quiet seat away from everyone. Perfect for sleeping.

As I walk, I can notice the formation of social groups.

Girls around the handsome guy. Girls who clearly look like annoying girls, the kind who would mock a chubby person by calling them a pig. Some students talking to each other about video games and anime. And a lonely girl and a boy. Well, two boys if I count myself... Well, I guess three boys; there's another one sitting there, reading a manga.

Ah, yes, this classroom seems quite normal.

I sat down, and Yuki sat on my desk.

"Alright, it's time for Yuki's plan! I'll help you make friends!"

"I don't want to."

I put my head on my arms and closed my eyes. What I want to do is sleep. I still have a few free minutes.

"Hey, hey, don't ignore me...! Why can't I touch you?!"

"I want to sleep."

"Everyone is socializing!"

"I don't care."

Let them socialize among themselves; I have to maintain my role as the friendless guy who's always alone. That way, I feel more comfortable.

•

•

(Pov- Yuki.)

Ahhhhhhhh! You're driving me crazy, Saik!

Why won't you let me touch you?! Oh, that sounded perverted. Ahhhhhhh! I don't care! Saik, Saik, let me touch you, I want to hit you! Everyone is socializing! Move your butt and go make new friends!

Tsk. My hands still pass right through him. Will you seriously behave this childish?!

"Saik, come on, you need to socialize!"

W-wait...

D-don't tell me... Uwaaaah! He fell asleep already! You idiot, you're missing a unique opportunity! The first day of classes defines your role in the class!

Do you really want to always be the weird guy with no friends? I truly will never understand you, Saik!

"Hey, can I have your number?"

"You must be really smart. I didn't even understand half of the exam questions."

"What's your GPA?"

The class representative is popular among the students... Saik, that could've been you! Why didn't you accept to give the speech?!

God Dog, give me the strength to endure his stupidity.

I know it's rude of me to think that, but it's unavoidable!

"Hi, my name is Danna! Nice to meet you all! Why don't we introduce ourselves? It's the best way to get to know each other better. My name is Danna, I'm 16 years old, and my goal is to be friends with everyone! Pleasure to meet you!"

Oh, wow, I think she went to my school. She was always surrounded by her friends. A girl born to be popular. I haven't seen her in years. She's still as cheerful as ever. She's become even more beautiful. And her breasts have grown a lot... Oh...

I touched my chest, as flat as a board. Why did I die so young?! My mother has big breasts. Genetics were on my side! It's not fair!

"My name is Saoto, I'm 16 years old, and my goal is to be a good student... Kind of boring, isn't it? I know, but..."

He wasn't allowed to finish speaking before his new friends let him know they supported him.

"That's admirable!"

"We'll support you!"

Ugh. Did he say that to appear as a good guy and win the girls' hearts? Although it could also be that he's telling the truth.

... A handsome guy... Mmm... I think I prefer Saik. Yeah, I think Saik is more attractive than him... If only he'd style his hair!

The student representative stood up.

"My name is Ram, and I'm 15 years old. I guess that's it."

A quick introduction. She's definitely a serious girl.

One by one, the students introduced themselves. I've already figured out their personalities and hobbies. I've even spotted the shy girl with no friends. Saik, don't worry, I'll make that girl your girlfriend... or at least your friend.

... It's true, what kind of girls are attractive to Saik? Does he like shy girls, or does he prefer girls with big breasts?

"Hey, it's your... Uh?"

"Is he sleeping?"

Kya! This idiot won't wake up!

"Saik, your ordered video game has arrived!"

Saik lifted his head. Did it work?! It worked! Fufu. I'm great, I know.

"Really...? Ah... You tricked me."- He whispered.

"You should introduce yourself!"

"Huh? What's going on? Why is everyone looking at me?"- He said in his normal voice.

"We're introducing ourselves. It's your turn."- Saoto said.

"Ah, I see."

Saik, everyone is watching you. Don't mess it up!

"My name is Saik... That's all."

He fell asleep again... You idiot!

"You should at least say your age, idiot!"

Everyone gave him strange looks... You've made a bad first impression!

"Saik... Are you the one who scored the highest on the entrance exam?! Incredible!"

Saoto is approaching. W-wait, don't tell me he'll try...

"Hey, hey, Saik, could I ask you some questions? Of course, only if you permit me."

T-this guy is too nice. Don't do it! Saik hates being woken up!

I-still haven't forgotten when he fell asleep on a park bench while I pretended to play with some kids... Pretending to play with them. Oh, how depressing that sounds.

Anyway. Some men (idiots with nothing better to do) kicked him in the stomach to wake him up and make him leave the bench, which they claimed was theirs.

They wanted to intimidate him, to threaten him or something, but when Saik woke up, he didn't get angry at the blow; he got angry because "he was woken up."

And then he proceeded to beat them all up until a policeman came and took Saik away for being violent.

It was the first time I saw Saik fight, and it was awful! And I don't mean because of the blood; I mean they also hit Saik! That idiot hits hard, but he can't fight!

But that day, I learned that Saik doesn't like being woken up. I'm safe since I'm his little sister, but if a stranger does it... Oh... Saik, don't get into trouble!

"Excuse me, Saik, it'll just take a second."

H-he started shaking him gently. I-don't want to see this.

"Eh?"

Saik lifted his head and looked at Saoto.

"Don't do anything stupid, Saik!"

"Can we talk?"- Saoto said.

"Hey, idiot, you're annoying. Don't talk to me."

Ahhhhhhhh! I knew it! He didn't hit him, but those words destroyed Saik's reputation!

"I... I'm sorry, I didn't mean to bother you."

Saoto left, and the girls' judgmental looks towards Saik didn't take long.

T-they've already started talking bad about him. Goodbye, hope that Saik will make friends!

•

•

(Pov - Saik.)

Ah, finally, lunchtime. The first classes are always the most boring, but at least they weren't too complicated.

"Finally, I'm hungry."

"Hmmmh!"

Ah, well. What an adorable pout, but I can truly sense anger from her. Now what have I done?

"What's wrong, Yuki?"

"What's wrong? You ruined your first day of classes!"

"Ah, I see. I don't care."

"That's exactly why I'm mad!"

"Come on, eating will help you relax."

"I hope so."

I took out two lunch boxes from my backpack. My mouth is watering just thinking about the taste. I'm definitely starving. Learning is really exhausting. I deserve a good meal after all that inhumane effort.

"Hold on."

Ah, what a hassle.

I stopped and turned to look at the class representative... What was her name? I forgot.

I seriously forgot? Think, Saik, think... Ah, I don't remember. Mental exhaustion doesn't allow me to recall irrelevant details like her name.

"Hello, representative. What's up?"

"You don't remember my name?"

"... Monica?"

"Ram."

"That was my second choice."

"You're lying."

"Well, third option."

"Anyway, it doesn't matter. I'll get straight to the point. Did you cheat on the entrance exam?"

"Yes."

"You cheated?!"

"Yes. A ghost copied the students' answers and gave them to me."

"Haha. How funny."

That sarcastic tone was adorable.

I took a lollipop out of my pocket and offered it to her.

"Here."

"Huh? Why?"

"You look adorable when you use that sarcastic tone."

"D-don't treat me like a little girl!"

"Am I treating you like an old lady? I also have tea bags."

I took a tea bag out of my pocket and offered it to her.

"Do you want one?"

"... I'm not going to ask why you have that too."

"Well, if that's all, I'm leaving."

"Wait... The teacher asked you some simple questions, and you didn't know how to answer. You're supposed to be the best first-year student."

"I guess I'm not that smart."

"... You're weird."

"I'm told that often. Goodbye, I'm going to eat with the ghost that gave me the answers."

"Cut the jokes and go."

I left the classroom and sighed.

It wasn't a joke.

"Hahahahahaha! It's funny how you tell the truth so easily and they don't believe you! But she's right, you're raising suspicions."

"I need to study more."

But first, I'll solve the problem with my stomach. I need nutrients to grow healthy and strong.