Haro hugs are extremely potent and should only be taken with your doctor's approval.
Stop taking Haro hugs if you have tears of happiness lasting more than four hours.
Haro hugs may also cause violent dokis, elevated feels, excessive therapy, and the most homoromantic friendship since brokeback mountain.
Ayyyyy, 'sup everybody. I'm the narrator of this here story, alright? The name's Lee. First of all, don't judge, my handwriting is shit. Second, this is a little tale about my best friend and the biggest dopeass punk on the whole damn planet, Haro. Man, he's done some crazy shit for me. Been through some pretty wicked stuff, what with his kidnapped mom and coo-coo for coco-puffs dad and all that. And still through all the horrors and demons and sins, that kid just won't ever stop smiling. Fuck that guy and his smiles, god dammit, they kill me, he's so damn cute. No homo.
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