"When you die, you're not gonna have to put up with everlasting non-existence, because that is not an experience. A lot of people are afraid that when they die, they're going to be locked up in a dark room forever, - Try and imagine what it would be like to go to sleep and never wake up." (Alan Watts)
FINALLY
AFTER ALL THESE YEARS
I CAN WIN
THIS CALLS FOR A CELEBRATION
LETS GO, SHALL WE?
(Edd: no..this c-can't be. It's over..? *sigh* goodbye.)
R̸̢̢̛̮̠̭̠͓̪̳͉̲̦̣̘̗̞̒̅̓̉̇̀̕Į̴̝̭̳̰̃̈̓́̎̅̐̈́̈́̋̽͊̒̚͜͝͠C̸̦͔͕̟̝̖̼͕̀̿Ḧ̶̛̜͖̝̦̠̪̙̼̯́͒̓͌̋Ǎ̴͓͙̙̗̟̮̫̼̹̽́͠R̶̟̪͉̳̽D̷̂̃͐̋͂̀̿̓̓̒̒̄̓̅̽͆͋͝͝ͅ
INV'EDD'STIGATORS:
We found 36 dead and 14 injured in total, Edd has killed around 50 people or more. We are trying to capture Edd, so please do not leave your home. Do not answer the door. A FBI message will play on every broadcast soon. Thank you for your understanding. Wait, hasn't DEWSNEWS87 not supposed to include any ed-------(left off here...)
Edd was a true sociopath, he hijacked a news channel, he killed so many people, he tried to run a news channel of his own!!!!!
Wait a minute...
(NOTE: the "We will find out in PART 2" is unnecessary. Don't pay attention to that.)
To be continued...
(If you do not know the drill yet, you haven't read the last two chapters.)
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