Animate Pudding is chasing you down the street.

Animate Pudding will try to bite you!

You must run away from Animate Pudding.

You go inside to talk to your mom.

You say, "Mom!  Animate Pudding is chasing me down the street!"

But your mom is really Animate Pudding.

She puts down her frying pan and chases you.

You go outside to play with your dog.

You say, "Dog, you can fetch the stick."

But your dog is really Animate Pudding.

He does not want to fetch the stick!

You see your mailman coming up the drive.

You say, "run away, Mr. Mailman!"

But your mailman is really your mailman.

He gives you your mail.

Who is this Animate Pudding?

You say, "go away, Animate Pudding!"

But Animate Pudding is really Animate Pudding.

It invites you to its birthday.

You buy it a present.

Background: Everybody's gotta start somewhere.  This was one my first experiments with audio software in the 1990s.  The sample quality is terrible, but the song's timeless message more than makes up for it.

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