You snap your head to the left, cracking your neck and getting rid of the flinglesnabber in one go. Taking a second to enjoy the beauty that Nuuk, Denweden really is. All the beautiful traditional houses, but with that modern 301920 feel. Ever since 191919 people really adapted their hobbies into everything they do. Your hobbies, auditory and visual arts, were the main focus of your hive, the group of rooms you call a mingleship. Just thinking of that old hunk of junk gives you the nostalgia of a kid born in the 301890’s who sees an old cartoon being posted on FLIIBpfron. Man, thats bad. You walk towards the man with 2 horns sticking out of his head. He’s just as tall as you, but he wears a trenchcoat all the time and is obsessed with zodiacs and blood color or something like that. He says he has no problem with you since you are the same blood rank, but you never understood what that meant, you thought he was just some looney that got plastic surgery to get a few horns implanted. Although, the horns do make him seem pretty cool, you even thought of getting some yourself.

“Hello, Emil. I have been expecting you. Where is the,” he checked that nobody was around and he leaned in and whispered to you “the youfie.” This startles you. You’ve already told him that nobody is to say the name aloud, even you. You get a quizzical look on your face as he leans away and takes his hand out of his pocket, along with 2000000000 shmaecklez.

“i thought we agreed on 5 bil buddy. 2 bil wont cut it.” you say, pushing his hand back in his pocket.

“Listen, Emil. You know my job is selling out right now, and I know I promised you 5 billion shmaecklez, but you have to hear me out,” Jon said. So you hear him out. “All the selling out money is going to the big man on the top floor. I can not get any of the money because of him, he is stealing the company money. I have filed a complaint to Human Resources, but because of their paycheck being cut off they have quit the company. Now all I have is 2 billion shmaecklez in my hand and 10 million shmaecklez in the bank. I have to save the bank money for my son’s college, I’m sure you understand.” You did’nt understand. On FLIIBpfron he had told you that he had the 5 billion already and he was going to wait for you to give him the treasure. You can’t say too much on FLIIBpfron without Her finding out. You even went through the rigorous task of fitting Jon with an anti government chip in his flinglesnabber just so you could talk about thieving.

“alright fine ill find a different client who works well with the government and museums who can get more than he bought it for.” you say sarcastically, guilt tripping him into giving you the money. This works far too often and you’re wondering what happens in his head when you say that that makes him want to give you more shmaecklez than before. He’s tried multiple times to pull one over your eyes. Luckily you’re just as cunning and deceiving as him or you wouldn’t have all this profit. It could also be that stubbornness runs in your family, from your great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather, Tom. He was quite the stubborn one.

“Fine!” he yelled as you fake walked away. “I’ll give you the 5 billion, I was just trying to deceive you so I would not have to pay as much. I am extremely sorry and would be greatful if you kept me as your number one client.”

“oh really? youll be greatful if i keep you as my number one client? fine but i want an extra mil for compensation.” you say. He gives you the 5.1 bil shmaecklez, and runs off crying. He’s lucky he’s your best friend or else you would have exploited him for more than he even had. You feel a little sad that you had to exploit him, though. He was always so kind to you and you just use him for money. “ah screw it” you say aloud, walking away from the great glass building.