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Buddy: "Careful. This is the optional place that houses several powerful massive monsters that appear nowhere else so they put them here for the heck of it."
Me: "I do not have anything to add."
Buddy: "Me neither."
Buddy: "Cool. It is time for candies. When I find them."
LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtfEEKXsyVw
Me: "I do not have anything to add."
Buddy: "Me neither."
Buddy: "Cool. It is time for candies. When I find them."
LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtfEEKXsyVw
"Oooh! Oh oh oho ho! ...Pff-ahahahaa! It is the... NETORARE monster!!"
"Ne-tre-bre! The monster's name is Netrebre! How many times- Forget it."
"Oops. Krr-chrr-chrr... Who named these monsters? Could just call it a Colossus! Pff-ahahaaa!"
"Whoa! An ACTUAL actually good question from you! ...Astara?"
"Hmm... I wonder. Any ideas, Dear?"
"While I cannot give you more details, we only started naming monsters that came with and after the Shadowlord. Primordial monsters were named by ancient Fairies in their own language. A language that I think is practically dead now. I believe though that a very few important Fairies might know how to speak it, and... Talk like this they do, if speaking the language of humans needed is. As a result."
"...Do I need to call him Dear as well to get answers like this for once? Well, there you have it!"
"Ahahahahaaa!"
"Pfff-AHAHAAAAAHA-HAHA!! ...Chrr... Sasuga. Thank youuuu! ...Nnnhaaa!"
"Ya know, in return you gotta tell me how you do this Pure Astral Energy nonsense!"
"Tsk-aawww! Bishie Ishie!! Do not worry, okaaay? One day! Krr-chrr-chrr... Imagine going to a party, and only standing around eating the cookies. That is no fun!"
"...What? ...WHOA! Hrrhgh..."
"Pff-ahahahaaa! Caaaaare-fuuuul! Or you will be... ahahaaaa... aha-ahahaaa... wait... pfff-ahahaaaa! SQUISHMAIYEL!! PFFF-AHAHAHAAAAA!!"
"...Ghhh... I had to guide your Fire Magic because YOU do not pay attention!"
"Mmm-hhmmm..! Pff-ahaahhaa, well, anyways, look on the bright side! Not everyone has an entire nation swimming inside his pants! AHAHAHAAAA!"
"Can we just... Gheh. Check out these high risk magic shots!!"
"Pffff-ahahahaaaa-hahhaaa!! Impregnated the carapace with Fire! OKAY! Krr-chrr-chrr..."
"...Dear, I feel like this is a Magic Trial. I understand the context, but nothing about what led to it. They are like children."
"Ishmaiyel would have gone insane if she did not join."
"Ahahaha! ...Dear, we cannot get outplayed by a couple of... amateurs, can we?"
"Ne-tre-bre! The monster's name is Netrebre! How many times- Forget it."
"Oops. Krr-chrr-chrr... Who named these monsters? Could just call it a Colossus! Pff-ahahaaa!"
"Whoa! An ACTUAL actually good question from you! ...Astara?"
"Hmm... I wonder. Any ideas, Dear?"
"While I cannot give you more details, we only started naming monsters that came with and after the Shadowlord. Primordial monsters were named by ancient Fairies in their own language. A language that I think is practically dead now. I believe though that a very few important Fairies might know how to speak it, and... Talk like this they do, if speaking the language of humans needed is. As a result."
"...Do I need to call him Dear as well to get answers like this for once? Well, there you have it!"
"Ahahahahaaa!"
"Pfff-AHAHAAAAAHA-HAHA!! ...Chrr... Sasuga. Thank youuuu! ...Nnnhaaa!"
"Ya know, in return you gotta tell me how you do this Pure Astral Energy nonsense!"
"Tsk-aawww! Bishie Ishie!! Do not worry, okaaay? One day! Krr-chrr-chrr... Imagine going to a party, and only standing around eating the cookies. That is no fun!"
"...What? ...WHOA! Hrrhgh..."
"Pff-ahahahaaa! Caaaaare-fuuuul! Or you will be... ahahaaaa... aha-ahahaaa... wait... pfff-ahahaaaa! SQUISHMAIYEL!! PFFF-AHAHAHAAAAA!!"
"...Ghhh... I had to guide your Fire Magic because YOU do not pay attention!"
"Mmm-hhmmm..! Pff-ahaahhaa, well, anyways, look on the bright side! Not everyone has an entire nation swimming inside his pants! AHAHAHAAAA!"
"Can we just... Gheh. Check out these high risk magic shots!!"
"Pffff-ahahahaaaa-hahhaaa!! Impregnated the carapace with Fire! OKAY! Krr-chrr-chrr..."
"...Dear, I feel like this is a Magic Trial. I understand the context, but nothing about what led to it. They are like children."
"Ishmaiyel would have gone insane if she did not join."
"Ahahaha! ...Dear, we cannot get outplayed by a couple of... amateurs, can we?"
"One is your equal in different areas of Magic, and the other understands Pure Astral Energy neither of you two do."
"...Is there a potion that enables one's sense of humor?"
"Then you agree with Ishmaiyel on that."
"Mmh. So be it."
"Do you want me to start talking like the professionals?"
"Khh..!"
"Yoohoo! What is up you- NICE!! I have not noticed the gap in the armor! Gehehehee! WE are on a roll!"
"GRUUU-MUUUOOAAANN!!"
"Pff-ahahaaaa! Colossus down! I repeat! COLOSSUS DOWN!"
"Gahahaaa! High-five, high-five! Whhooo!"
"Pfff-ahahaaaa..! YES!"
"This insults us, Dear."
"Hmm... ...All right, you two. From now on it is one point per monster you kill individually, and three points if you beat a monster together. The target is two hundred points."
"Tsch! Wanna race us, Dears? ...A fair warning to you!"
"No, me and Astara do not gain points. If we kill monsters, it simply means less are available. Plenty of monsters left. The ruins are vast."
"With my hands tied! Are you suuure?"
"And bondaged! Krr-chrr-chrr."
"Uh... What if we need your help?"
"Two points if any of us help you."
"Gotcha! Gheh. ...Then we are... OFF! ...And, PLEASE, do not blast an entire room! That is just ONE point per monster!"
"Okaaaay! Okay okay..!"
"Huh. Dear, they are missing something here."
"Let's see then, Astara. Mm-hm-hm-hm."
https://youtu.be/pfhWKFS3fH8
"...Is there a potion that enables one's sense of humor?"
"Then you agree with Ishmaiyel on that."
"Mmh. So be it."
"Do you want me to start talking like the professionals?"
"Khh..!"
"Yoohoo! What is up you- NICE!! I have not noticed the gap in the armor! Gehehehee! WE are on a roll!"
"GRUUU-MUUUOOAAANN!!"
"Pff-ahahaaaa! Colossus down! I repeat! COLOSSUS DOWN!"
"Gahahaaa! High-five, high-five! Whhooo!"
"Pfff-ahahaaaa..! YES!"
"This insults us, Dear."
"Hmm... ...All right, you two. From now on it is one point per monster you kill individually, and three points if you beat a monster together. The target is two hundred points."
"Tsch! Wanna race us, Dears? ...A fair warning to you!"
"No, me and Astara do not gain points. If we kill monsters, it simply means less are available. Plenty of monsters left. The ruins are vast."
"With my hands tied! Are you suuure?"
"And bondaged! Krr-chrr-chrr."
"Uh... What if we need your help?"
"Two points if any of us help you."
"Gotcha! Gheh. ...Then we are... OFF! ...And, PLEASE, do not blast an entire room! That is just ONE point per monster!"
"Okaaaay! Okay okay..!"
"Huh. Dear, they are missing something here."
"Let's see then, Astara. Mm-hm-hm-hm."
https://youtu.be/pfhWKFS3fH8
"I am one to talk, but that means you are quite far from home. You are lucky we ran into each other. The wound could have been infected by now. Does it hurt?"
"Nnhn... Only a little, really! I am not used to Healing Magic! People say that even such effects are something you need to get used to."
"Either that, or I am not good at it. I am sorry."
"...Hahaaha! Nonsense! ...Ow. ...Well, I could not take it anymore so... I ran away. My parents... They have been trying so hard to save face in front of me, but I saw it happen again."
"...Coughing up black blood?"
"Yes! That. Silly me! It has to be the same everywhere. Haa... Now... I just... I am so stupid!!"
"Do not worry. I went through that partially myself already."
"...Mm. But now I just fear that if I come back... I will find everything empty. Black blood everywhere, and not a trace of any person. ...The world will soon end."
"Yeah... Many towns are already empty. People went insane in others, or they desperately turned to Necromancy. Black blood flows down the once busy streets. Washed away by the rain afterwards. And then... silence. That is what I myself do not want to see so I understand."
"...I overheard people saying that defeating the Shadowlord might have been a mistake in the end. We were at least alive before. I dunno."
"Maybe. Maybe not. We won, but in many ways we lost. The Shadowlord lost, but in many ways they won. ...Nobody could have predicted the Shadowlord's last move. Now... It is the absolute state. Even the Dragons suffered under the Shadowlord."
"...Who was the Shadowlord anyway? Since my birth, nobody really told me."
"Mmh. I do not know much, but... my parents told me that back then, when the heroes returned, and before their sudden deaths, they said that they removed the Shadowlord's mask, and... under it was just a person. Nothing more, nothing less. At one point... just a villager from somewhere. Could be any of us all over again. We never learned more."
"Nnhn... Only a little, really! I am not used to Healing Magic! People say that even such effects are something you need to get used to."
"Either that, or I am not good at it. I am sorry."
"...Hahaaha! Nonsense! ...Ow. ...Well, I could not take it anymore so... I ran away. My parents... They have been trying so hard to save face in front of me, but I saw it happen again."
"...Coughing up black blood?"
"Yes! That. Silly me! It has to be the same everywhere. Haa... Now... I just... I am so stupid!!"
"Do not worry. I went through that partially myself already."
"...Mm. But now I just fear that if I come back... I will find everything empty. Black blood everywhere, and not a trace of any person. ...The world will soon end."
"Yeah... Many towns are already empty. People went insane in others, or they desperately turned to Necromancy. Black blood flows down the once busy streets. Washed away by the rain afterwards. And then... silence. That is what I myself do not want to see so I understand."
"...I overheard people saying that defeating the Shadowlord might have been a mistake in the end. We were at least alive before. I dunno."
"Maybe. Maybe not. We won, but in many ways we lost. The Shadowlord lost, but in many ways they won. ...Nobody could have predicted the Shadowlord's last move. Now... It is the absolute state. Even the Dragons suffered under the Shadowlord."
"...Who was the Shadowlord anyway? Since my birth, nobody really told me."
"Mmh. I do not know much, but... my parents told me that back then, when the heroes returned, and before their sudden deaths, they said that they removed the Shadowlord's mask, and... under it was just a person. Nothing more, nothing less. At one point... just a villager from somewhere. Could be any of us all over again. We never learned more."
"Magic can be scary, huh? They must have been extremely talented."
"The Shadowlord's last words were apparently: ...I wish you were all dead. Acceptance, no regrets. Simply a pure wish."
"...I see. And... at that moment it affected almost all life. The curse. Huh?"
"Clearly."
"...But not even the Shadowlord could have influenced life yet to come."
"Indeed."
"You sound like somebody who wants to do something about this! Hahaha!"
"Mmh? Me? I am just a boy. At least I know little sword fighting and Magic to combat basic monsters."
"Hey!!"
"Mmm-hm-hm. I am sorry. However, admitting to your weakness is a good start with Magic."
"...Khhmm!! Fine! Watch me! I will become the BEST Defensive Magic user you will EVER KNOW!!"
"...We shall see. There. Done. How does your knee feel?"
"Perfect! Th-Thank you so much! Um... I think you should really think about it."
"Perhaps. I am afraid I will just end up dead."
"No! Heroes NEVER die!"
"I am not one though."
"Yeees, but... um... WE shall make you one! ...Alright, alright! I know! It is silly! Hahahaha!"
"Mm-hm-hm-aahaha!"
"...How about we meet here every week, and show off what we learned though? We are about to live past the end of the world so might as well..."
"Hm. Sounds good to me. Two weeks the first time because we will not learn much right away."
"Good! Whoever does not show up, is a... hm. I will think of something!"
"I apologize. I have not even introduced myself."
"Nope..! Incentive for next time! For both of us!"
"Mm-hm-hm-hm. Fair enough. Incentive to get your other knee injured."
"The Shadowlord's last words were apparently: ...I wish you were all dead. Acceptance, no regrets. Simply a pure wish."
"...I see. And... at that moment it affected almost all life. The curse. Huh?"
"Clearly."
"...But not even the Shadowlord could have influenced life yet to come."
"Indeed."
"You sound like somebody who wants to do something about this! Hahaha!"
"Mmh? Me? I am just a boy. At least I know little sword fighting and Magic to combat basic monsters."
"Hey!!"
"Mmm-hm-hm. I am sorry. However, admitting to your weakness is a good start with Magic."
"...Khhmm!! Fine! Watch me! I will become the BEST Defensive Magic user you will EVER KNOW!!"
"...We shall see. There. Done. How does your knee feel?"
"Perfect! Th-Thank you so much! Um... I think you should really think about it."
"Perhaps. I am afraid I will just end up dead."
"No! Heroes NEVER die!"
"I am not one though."
"Yeees, but... um... WE shall make you one! ...Alright, alright! I know! It is silly! Hahahaha!"
"Mm-hm-hm-aahaha!"
"...How about we meet here every week, and show off what we learned though? We are about to live past the end of the world so might as well..."
"Hm. Sounds good to me. Two weeks the first time because we will not learn much right away."
"Good! Whoever does not show up, is a... hm. I will think of something!"
"I apologize. I have not even introduced myself."
"Nope..! Incentive for next time! For both of us!"
"Mm-hm-hm-hm. Fair enough. Incentive to get your other knee injured."
"Dimwit!! Just you wait! ...Huh. You have not mentioned why YOU are all the way here."
"Ah. People at my village said that they noticed a creature watching them intently around this forest, but they could not approach it. It was the size of a small child or such, but quickly scattered. I was curious, but I had no luck, and it is about to rain soon."
"G-Good point! Nhii... I truly should go back home."
"I should as well. Follow the outcrop if it starts to rain so you will not bump into any Fungoids."
"G-Got it!"
"Good. As for me, after all of this, I do not wish to fall into a mud pit so I have to hurry too."
https://youtu.be/Y_ujurU0wOg
"Ah. People at my village said that they noticed a creature watching them intently around this forest, but they could not approach it. It was the size of a small child or such, but quickly scattered. I was curious, but I had no luck, and it is about to rain soon."
"G-Good point! Nhii... I truly should go back home."
"I should as well. Follow the outcrop if it starts to rain so you will not bump into any Fungoids."
"G-Got it!"
"Good. As for me, after all of this, I do not wish to fall into a mud pit so I have to hurry too."
https://youtu.be/Y_ujurU0wOg
"Pluck out our eyes, that She may finally sleep in the dark.
Sever our ears, that the screaming of creation may cease to reach Her.
Wither our hands, that She may never again feel the weight of Her clay.
Stillborn repose. Hush, little children, and bleed quietly - For every breath we take is a stone upon Her chest."
https://youtu.be/VFVTnLgnNeE
Sever our ears, that the screaming of creation may cease to reach Her.
Wither our hands, that She may never again feel the weight of Her clay.
Stillborn repose. Hush, little children, and bleed quietly - For every breath we take is a stone upon Her chest."
https://youtu.be/VFVTnLgnNeE
"Ish-Khalel-dem, zharok tor valthar der khorun doshte.
Shuvara naah murath der shalen maha, tor valthar der khorun zelthar.
Ish-Khalel-dem, korvash tora nethral hoono opuru der khorun doshte.
Orebani solmir, cereva naah maoka sabba. Durak ajurne tor morat hajaabi, Astara, shalor avo zelthar."
https://youtu.be/F2ubmjaYD78
Shuvara naah murath der shalen maha, tor valthar der khorun zelthar.
Ish-Khalel-dem, korvash tora nethral hoono opuru der khorun doshte.
Orebani solmir, cereva naah maoka sabba. Durak ajurne tor morat hajaabi, Astara, shalor avo zelthar."
https://youtu.be/F2ubmjaYD78
"Through our eyes, She witnesses the unrighteous.
Through our ears, She hears the confessions of the broken.
Through our hands, She shapes the clay of the realm.
Free of Heroes - We are the vessel of Her focus; She is the architect of our will. Offer Her your sight, that Her justice may never blink."
https://youtu.be/SPj61-K7MaM
Through our ears, She hears the confessions of the broken.
Through our hands, She shapes the clay of the realm.
Free of Heroes - We are the vessel of Her focus; She is the architect of our will. Offer Her your sight, that Her justice may never blink."
https://youtu.be/SPj61-K7MaM
I hate your life, and I hate your color scheme, and I hate them together :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znYjj-c0SH0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znYjj-c0SH0
"Welcome! Welcooome! I will be right there at the fro... nt. ...Oh, hello, Munyun."
"Hi. You really did not need to."
"Goddess! You alwaaays make me remember that I should commission someone for an illusionary door just for you! One that you enter, and it leads you back outside. That is me! Considerate!"
"Sure feels empty in here. Nyooh... Almost looks unnatural. Girl, you do not even need that door. Nohoho! People get the idea just fine! That is sooo YOU!"
"My bad, Mun, my bad! Yep yep! The one you need is with a red lantern above! Oh me, oh my! That would be terrible for my business! That is me! Cannot do it! Soooorryyyy..! ...Now get out."
"Hoh! As if! You would be surprised how much I learned about Potions and substances! So much so that now I can just have my own store instead!"
"Mmhm. I can IMAGINE. Just. Fine."
"Nyyoh!? Suit yourself! ...Above-Average Potions? Hoh! Below-average service! In the end, it all averages out to just an incredibly meh experience! Clearly, people realize this!"
"What did you say!? Goddess! Munyun! If your brain was not just for spreading your legs, you would realize that you are comparing qualitative perception and quantitative data!"
"Girl, it is an objective assessment presented with quantitative language! Nyooh..! A summary judgment of perceived value!"
"Kllrchrll..!"
"Hoh! Even you monster plant agrees with ME!"
"Congratulations. Chloe agrees with any dimwit! W-What do you want anyway?"
"Kchm. I am here to return this book. I am done with it."
"Munyun, you STOLE that book!"
"Hoh! YOU did not show the slightest sign of wanting it back! Besides, now it is here so no theft ever happened! In one piece! FOR FREE! It kind of sucks anyway."
"I am so sorry, Mun, that your reading comprehension and abilities to learn are that of a Red Jelly in a bathtub. That is me! The real pro! ...Give it here."
"For instance, this instruction: Stir for three minutes! Nyyo!? One minute, and it almost exploded into my face!"
"Hi. You really did not need to."
"Goddess! You alwaaays make me remember that I should commission someone for an illusionary door just for you! One that you enter, and it leads you back outside. That is me! Considerate!"
"Sure feels empty in here. Nyooh... Almost looks unnatural. Girl, you do not even need that door. Nohoho! People get the idea just fine! That is sooo YOU!"
"My bad, Mun, my bad! Yep yep! The one you need is with a red lantern above! Oh me, oh my! That would be terrible for my business! That is me! Cannot do it! Soooorryyyy..! ...Now get out."
"Hoh! As if! You would be surprised how much I learned about Potions and substances! So much so that now I can just have my own store instead!"
"Mmhm. I can IMAGINE. Just. Fine."
"Nyyoh!? Suit yourself! ...Above-Average Potions? Hoh! Below-average service! In the end, it all averages out to just an incredibly meh experience! Clearly, people realize this!"
"What did you say!? Goddess! Munyun! If your brain was not just for spreading your legs, you would realize that you are comparing qualitative perception and quantitative data!"
"Girl, it is an objective assessment presented with quantitative language! Nyooh..! A summary judgment of perceived value!"
"Kllrchrll..!"
"Hoh! Even you monster plant agrees with ME!"
"Congratulations. Chloe agrees with any dimwit! W-What do you want anyway?"
"Kchm. I am here to return this book. I am done with it."
"Munyun, you STOLE that book!"
"Hoh! YOU did not show the slightest sign of wanting it back! Besides, now it is here so no theft ever happened! In one piece! FOR FREE! It kind of sucks anyway."
"I am so sorry, Mun, that your reading comprehension and abilities to learn are that of a Red Jelly in a bathtub. That is me! The real pro! ...Give it here."
"For instance, this instruction: Stir for three minutes! Nyyo!? One minute, and it almost exploded into my face!"
"...Surely something you are used to. Goddess! Munyun! Incredible! You discovered potion making right now! Things are so volatile, and instructions can have mistakes! You use your experiences, of which you have so little!"
"Nyoohoho! That is soooo YOU! Allow me to let you on a secret! See the author's name? Schaaarazaaan-Baaacchuura? A Lizardman wrote it!"
"Guuugii!"
"Hate to say it, Mun, but Gucco agrees with you too. What a discovery! Not even related to Potions! OF COURSE it is a Lizardfolk name!"
"Mmh, and in that case, OF COURSE, you also realize that the Lizardfolk have a completely different sense of time, yes?"
"...W-Well... Well, Munyun... I guess I know now. ...That is me! At least I CAN admit to you being right!"
"Welcome to potion making! I am glad that you have all the LUCK! Nyohoho!"
"...Ladies, please."
""O-Oh! W-Welcome, Sir!!""
""...""
""Stop greeting MY customers!!""
"Hahaha! Is that your assistant? Nice to meet you!"
""NO! NEVER!""
"Alright, Munyun! Go away now!"
"Hoh! ...Sir, please come with me to my store. This place is a rude mess!"
"Hahaha! I am glad I know about it now. Perhaps another time, Miss!"
"W-What!? Munyun! You will PAY ME for this advertising!! ...What can I do for you today, Sir?"
"Nyoohoho! That is soooo YOU! Allow me to let you on a secret! See the author's name? Schaaarazaaan-Baaacchuura? A Lizardman wrote it!"
"Guuugii!"
"Hate to say it, Mun, but Gucco agrees with you too. What a discovery! Not even related to Potions! OF COURSE it is a Lizardfolk name!"
"Mmh, and in that case, OF COURSE, you also realize that the Lizardfolk have a completely different sense of time, yes?"
"...W-Well... Well, Munyun... I guess I know now. ...That is me! At least I CAN admit to you being right!"
"Welcome to potion making! I am glad that you have all the LUCK! Nyohoho!"
"...Ladies, please."
""O-Oh! W-Welcome, Sir!!""
""...""
""Stop greeting MY customers!!""
"Hahaha! Is that your assistant? Nice to meet you!"
""NO! NEVER!""
"Alright, Munyun! Go away now!"
"Hoh! ...Sir, please come with me to my store. This place is a rude mess!"
"Hahaha! I am glad I know about it now. Perhaps another time, Miss!"
"W-What!? Munyun! You will PAY ME for this advertising!! ...What can I do for you today, Sir?"
"Haaa... How should I put this. Her Excellency is due to give a speech soon, but... she is hanging from a flag pole right now. And our dignity with her. The Lord Commandant can reasonably prolong his speech, but the same cannot be said about the Grand Inquisitor."
"Goddess! Did you hear THAT, Mun!? It is an EMERGENCY!!"
"Float and Levitation are blocked around the Crystal Tower, but a Levipotion will not be. Very impressive security."
"Cloudstones! Pronto! ...Gucco! Chloe! Stop tangling vines! You TOO!"
"Hoh! You do not have any! Typical! That is sooo YOU! One ingredient you think is pointless and low level! Ha!"
"Then use those legs for something GOOD, and get some from your own wares!"
"Girl, I do not work for YOUR miserable store!"
"No, you do not! You SLAVE for it now! Move it!! While I heat these up!"
"...Nyyyooh!?"
"There is still time, Ladies! I will have some crab and cabbage soup nearby in the meantime!"
https://youtu.be/qEaRmPeAYXY
"Goddess! Did you hear THAT, Mun!? It is an EMERGENCY!!"
"Float and Levitation are blocked around the Crystal Tower, but a Levipotion will not be. Very impressive security."
"Cloudstones! Pronto! ...Gucco! Chloe! Stop tangling vines! You TOO!"
"Hoh! You do not have any! Typical! That is sooo YOU! One ingredient you think is pointless and low level! Ha!"
"Then use those legs for something GOOD, and get some from your own wares!"
"Girl, I do not work for YOUR miserable store!"
"No, you do not! You SLAVE for it now! Move it!! While I heat these up!"
"...Nyyyooh!?"
"There is still time, Ladies! I will have some crab and cabbage soup nearby in the meantime!"
https://youtu.be/qEaRmPeAYXY
