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Buddy: "I will get you croissant in a moment."
Me: "Is it with chocolate?"
Buddy: "That is a rare affix. Two moments if you let me augment it with something."
LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbbUv1hz6mE
Me: "Is it with chocolate?"
Buddy: "That is a rare affix. Two moments if you let me augment it with something."
LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbbUv1hz6mE
Cheap Bronze Knife makes you consider turning back faster :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obYBACZ54oY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obYBACZ54oY
"We muse: Consider this a wise action you do, Knight? Press on you said we must! Energy in reserve we do have now! Such an unchanging thing it is, that humans feeble become when sleep they do not."
"...I need my rest too, yes. What I say applies during the day, during which you spend your time sitting on my shoulders, or, the last stretch especially, making up excuses as to why you cannot float."
"Turn the water warm we can! Save the energy we did! Useful to do as you can realize, Knight. Can we help?"
"...I would expect such a response from a Fairy, maybe, but instead I shall echo my Teacher by stating: Nice dodge. ...Regardless, I can do it partially myself. I need to train my Shamanism after all. I saw you turn moonlight into flowers with a dance. You have powers that do not need to be spent on trivial matters."
"Cold to hot. Looked where she could not. A Rainbow Drop! From a Unicorn she got. Now she is something she was not. And paid a price she never thought."
"... ...We are on a good pace. They love to take routes through caves. However, at least one of them is leaving traces. Either deliberately doing so, or it is sheer clumsiness. Impressive, as I cannot tell."
"..."
"I will get out soon, and then I will go sleep. I sense no monsters."
"...Nnnhn... Ah!"
"Esha. My armor is not your bathtub."
"Naaay! ...We think... mmm."
"Esha. The helmet is absolutely not a bucket. Stop it."
"Nhiii! Attached this was before, we think!? Aaay..."
"Esha."
"Nyeee! Ours now! Dear Knight, accept our armor and sword you shall afterwards!"
"Esha."
"Hmm-hmmm-mm-hmm."
"ESHABAATA! Kodron na shiro TAY!"
"NHHIIIII-IIIaaaaaayaaaaa..! Kniiiight!!"
"...I offer no apology. I warned you enough. However, I did not know it would have this effect. That in itself was not my intention."
"... Knight... surprise us... you do... so much! Respect we truly must this ability! For a human to learn the Psychic Wave of Demons! Incredible!"
"...I need my rest too, yes. What I say applies during the day, during which you spend your time sitting on my shoulders, or, the last stretch especially, making up excuses as to why you cannot float."
"Turn the water warm we can! Save the energy we did! Useful to do as you can realize, Knight. Can we help?"
"...I would expect such a response from a Fairy, maybe, but instead I shall echo my Teacher by stating: Nice dodge. ...Regardless, I can do it partially myself. I need to train my Shamanism after all. I saw you turn moonlight into flowers with a dance. You have powers that do not need to be spent on trivial matters."
"Cold to hot. Looked where she could not. A Rainbow Drop! From a Unicorn she got. Now she is something she was not. And paid a price she never thought."
"... ...We are on a good pace. They love to take routes through caves. However, at least one of them is leaving traces. Either deliberately doing so, or it is sheer clumsiness. Impressive, as I cannot tell."
"..."
"I will get out soon, and then I will go sleep. I sense no monsters."
"...Nnnhn... Ah!"
"Esha. My armor is not your bathtub."
"Naaay! ...We think... mmm."
"Esha. The helmet is absolutely not a bucket. Stop it."
"Nhiii! Attached this was before, we think!? Aaay..."
"Esha."
"Nyeee! Ours now! Dear Knight, accept our armor and sword you shall afterwards!"
"Esha."
"Hmm-hmmm-mm-hmm."
"ESHABAATA! Kodron na shiro TAY!"
"NHHIIIII-IIIaaaaaayaaaaa..! Kniiiight!!"
"...I offer no apology. I warned you enough. However, I did not know it would have this effect. That in itself was not my intention."
"... Knight... surprise us... you do... so much! Respect we truly must this ability! For a human to learn the Psychic Wave of Demons! Incredible!"
"I learned it from a Demon I defeated. As impressive as that may be, it is fairly useless to us. Psychic Wave does not affect humans. Only Demons and certain magical creatures... but you are aware of this perhaps a lot more than we understand about the ability."
"Knight..."
"Never occurred to me to use it against a Demon. I doubt it is convincing enough at this level. I do not wish to train it. I do not wish to use it much. It sends chills down my spine - like we were never meant to use it in the first place, nor experience its effects."
"Relay his visions the Demon King does. Pray to the Goddess many of you do. Different."
"I was a Knight for a short time. Those who fight Demons almost day and night. Knights speak of the terrifying feeling when the enemy communicates effectively under any circumstances, in every direction... without you seeing or hearing a thing. Ashen black armor. Glowing green eyes from behind closed helmets. Yet not a word. Rarely. And then sudden changes in strategies. No fear either."
"Knight, allow us to repair your armor! Battles you do for us too! Enhance it as well we can!"
"Thank you, but put the sword down."
"Strikes elemental the sword perform can now!"
"Fine, but please put it back. It is important to me."
"The sword is? Slay many monsters you indeed did. We muse: Through you the skill speaks, through the weapon not. We muse further: Boring in design the sword is. We conclude: Attachment in sentiment, but better seen we have in ages past."
"...You are a brat. Esha."
"Nhiii... Trees rustle! Over one thousand two hundred years old we are, we have you know! Less or more. Forget we did!"
"An ageless brat thus remains a brat. I offer human logic."
"MmmmmHMM! ...Nighty night, Knight!"
"Right."
https://youtu.be/j4CbazPjL20
"Knight..."
"Never occurred to me to use it against a Demon. I doubt it is convincing enough at this level. I do not wish to train it. I do not wish to use it much. It sends chills down my spine - like we were never meant to use it in the first place, nor experience its effects."
"Relay his visions the Demon King does. Pray to the Goddess many of you do. Different."
"I was a Knight for a short time. Those who fight Demons almost day and night. Knights speak of the terrifying feeling when the enemy communicates effectively under any circumstances, in every direction... without you seeing or hearing a thing. Ashen black armor. Glowing green eyes from behind closed helmets. Yet not a word. Rarely. And then sudden changes in strategies. No fear either."
"Knight, allow us to repair your armor! Battles you do for us too! Enhance it as well we can!"
"Thank you, but put the sword down."
"Strikes elemental the sword perform can now!"
"Fine, but please put it back. It is important to me."
"The sword is? Slay many monsters you indeed did. We muse: Through you the skill speaks, through the weapon not. We muse further: Boring in design the sword is. We conclude: Attachment in sentiment, but better seen we have in ages past."
"...You are a brat. Esha."
"Nhiii... Trees rustle! Over one thousand two hundred years old we are, we have you know! Less or more. Forget we did!"
"An ageless brat thus remains a brat. I offer human logic."
"MmmmmHMM! ...Nighty night, Knight!"
"Right."
https://youtu.be/j4CbazPjL20
"Odd. The creature is overgrown around the entire tower. Dutifully clinging with its tentacles on every single floor so far... Huhu. A mission like this would be never approved of, and... it would be considered strange even for a solo Archmagician. ...Huhu. Since I am the troublemaker, I might as well. On the bright side, if I die in any of these place, nobody should search for me. Perhaps they will find my bones some century down the line..."
"Sssss-ssssquuuiii..."
"What... is this monster. Massive. The tentacles can probably cover an entire Zehibiran pasture. ...I miss it, but... my decision to leave can be only countered by my decision to come back. Selestina, huhu, Zehibirians are not any more complex than that. ...For every sapling you plant, let another be carried by the wind to a distant place. If the fruit ever finds a way back home, then that is fine too. ...Huhu. Perhaps it is the slow change of thick Alyahan forests that creates the firmer grasp on one's place."
"Ssssssss... Quuiiii..."
"Nnh... I will call myself out for not having the encyclopedic knowledge on monsters, but... Hmmm... This one just seems so strange. This is no Chaplask. Most other tentacled monsters do not fit either... Huh."
"Blulululu... quiiiiIIIII!"
"!!!"
"IIIIISSSSSSSS... QUUUUuuuuu..."
"That was close... It wants to throw me out of the tower more than just simply killing me. ...From over here... There... Do not tell me... No way... Could it... ghh..."
"GUUUUIIIQQQQUUU!"
"...Ridiculous. It cannot be that the body of this... creature... is spread out under the entirety of the swamps. I did see similar tentacles around the swamps. ...We talk a lot about the horrors that are supposedly sealed in the abyssal depths of Segesmund, but this thing would match that."
"Ssssss-sssss-sss... Buuuyuu..."
"Sssss-ssssquuuiii..."
"What... is this monster. Massive. The tentacles can probably cover an entire Zehibiran pasture. ...I miss it, but... my decision to leave can be only countered by my decision to come back. Selestina, huhu, Zehibirians are not any more complex than that. ...For every sapling you plant, let another be carried by the wind to a distant place. If the fruit ever finds a way back home, then that is fine too. ...Huhu. Perhaps it is the slow change of thick Alyahan forests that creates the firmer grasp on one's place."
"Ssssssss... Quuiiii..."
"Nnh... I will call myself out for not having the encyclopedic knowledge on monsters, but... Hmmm... This one just seems so strange. This is no Chaplask. Most other tentacled monsters do not fit either... Huh."
"Blulululu... quiiiiIIIII!"
"!!!"
"IIIIISSSSSSSS... QUUUUuuuuu..."
"That was close... It wants to throw me out of the tower more than just simply killing me. ...From over here... There... Do not tell me... No way... Could it... ghh..."
"GUUUUIIIQQQQUUU!"
"...Ridiculous. It cannot be that the body of this... creature... is spread out under the entirety of the swamps. I did see similar tentacles around the swamps. ...We talk a lot about the horrors that are supposedly sealed in the abyssal depths of Segesmund, but this thing would match that."
"Ssssss-sssss-sss... Buuuyuu..."
"...Hrrh... I would... mmm... I would rather not prematurely wake up a horror that would require... heroic levels of effort to bring down. Better continue to sleep for now. ...Indeed, I cannot recall that many monsters of above average strength. If monsters are scared then what you are potentially guarding here has to be very... important... and very ancient. ...A Portal perhaps? Coordinates would agree."
"QUUIIAAAAA!!"
"...Hraaaah! ...FIRE WIND!!"
"SSSSSSSSSSSSS-QUUUU!"
"Nhaaa... Haaa... Up up up! Am I reckless? Huhu. I guess I am indeed reckless!"
"SQUAAA!"
"...I see! These bigger tentacles have a mind of their own! If I kill one, a number of the lesser ones just... petrifies. What is this thing!? ...MAGMA FALL!!"
"QUIIAAA-SSSS-SSSsss-uuuu..."
"...Mm. I hope this only slightly tickled you, and you had to turn to your other side. Huhu. ...Nnn... The fetid air here is almost choking me."
"Quuu..."
"Hm. If some of these tentacles are already petrified, then... something or somebody... killed the main tentacles previously. Who and when? I am not saying that a group of decently strong warriors could not kill a bunch in search of treasures, but... I assume we would know more of this place, and this massive monster. Unless they never made it back. Unless we should not know more anyway."
"Ssssss-sssuuu... Quuuquu..."
"This world is never too small for mysteries, yes."
https://youtu.be/fVN8CA-Ufkk
"QUUIIAAAAA!!"
"...Hraaaah! ...FIRE WIND!!"
"SSSSSSSSSSSSS-QUUUU!"
"Nhaaa... Haaa... Up up up! Am I reckless? Huhu. I guess I am indeed reckless!"
"SQUAAA!"
"...I see! These bigger tentacles have a mind of their own! If I kill one, a number of the lesser ones just... petrifies. What is this thing!? ...MAGMA FALL!!"
"QUIIAAA-SSSS-SSSsss-uuuu..."
"...Mm. I hope this only slightly tickled you, and you had to turn to your other side. Huhu. ...Nnn... The fetid air here is almost choking me."
"Quuu..."
"Hm. If some of these tentacles are already petrified, then... something or somebody... killed the main tentacles previously. Who and when? I am not saying that a group of decently strong warriors could not kill a bunch in search of treasures, but... I assume we would know more of this place, and this massive monster. Unless they never made it back. Unless we should not know more anyway."
"Ssssss-sssuuu... Quuuquu..."
"This world is never too small for mysteries, yes."
https://youtu.be/fVN8CA-Ufkk
Sell weapons. Monsters get killed. No need to go to kill more monsters :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACQTcpS3JXw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACQTcpS3JXw
"Though I walk upon the remains of the wild, I fear no shadow."
"...!!"
"Though I walk upon the remains of the wild, I fear no shadow."
".... !! ??"
"Though I walk upon the remains... of the wild, I fear... no shadow."
"!!! ?? ..!"
"Though I walk upon the remains of MY SANITY! Sheesh! Could you please relocate your wings to more important tasks? Scouting the road ahead? Maaaaybe?"
"!!! !!... !! !.."
"Patience has nothing to with this! ...Okay, I might be easily distracted, but one thing is training, and another is dealing with an annoying Magic Butterfly! Go make yourself useful!"
"... ..??"
"Of course not... Perhaps after many years of practice, but clearing your mind is fairly difficult. Shamans struggle with this as much as Magicians do! You truly act like Fairies do... Just because I set out to do something, it does not mean there is a checklist of things I do every day! Done! Complete! Skill received!"
"...?"
"I can be stubborn. Look... Being a Shaman is more laid-back, in accordance with the Nature, than being a Magician, so I give you that... Hm... They probably have the better mindset. Muuhh... I wonder if a High Shaman ever became a Sage, and not an Archmagician!"
"..!!.. ?? !!!! ..."
"Ahahaaa! Well, that it is one issue we have with them! Magicians are all about knowing the Astral Plane. Discoveries of Magic! ...But ask one about some particularly wonderful magical effect, and they say: Mm... That is impossible Magic. Miracles. Excuse me!? And you are satisfied with that!? I can see it! It affects the Nature too! Where did all the oooh... MYSTERIES about the Astral Plane... disappeared to!? Haaa..."
"...!!..!!"
"Hey! I am a slightly grumpy, biased Shaman who... laments the skills she should have improved seasons ago! I am happy we are alive! Hahaa."
"...?? ...?? ...?"
"...!!"
"Though I walk upon the remains of the wild, I fear no shadow."
".... !! ??"
"Though I walk upon the remains... of the wild, I fear... no shadow."
"!!! ?? ..!"
"Though I walk upon the remains of MY SANITY! Sheesh! Could you please relocate your wings to more important tasks? Scouting the road ahead? Maaaaybe?"
"!!! !!... !! !.."
"Patience has nothing to with this! ...Okay, I might be easily distracted, but one thing is training, and another is dealing with an annoying Magic Butterfly! Go make yourself useful!"
"... ..??"
"Of course not... Perhaps after many years of practice, but clearing your mind is fairly difficult. Shamans struggle with this as much as Magicians do! You truly act like Fairies do... Just because I set out to do something, it does not mean there is a checklist of things I do every day! Done! Complete! Skill received!"
"...?"
"I can be stubborn. Look... Being a Shaman is more laid-back, in accordance with the Nature, than being a Magician, so I give you that... Hm... They probably have the better mindset. Muuhh... I wonder if a High Shaman ever became a Sage, and not an Archmagician!"
"..!!.. ?? !!!! ..."
"Ahahaaa! Well, that it is one issue we have with them! Magicians are all about knowing the Astral Plane. Discoveries of Magic! ...But ask one about some particularly wonderful magical effect, and they say: Mm... That is impossible Magic. Miracles. Excuse me!? And you are satisfied with that!? I can see it! It affects the Nature too! Where did all the oooh... MYSTERIES about the Astral Plane... disappeared to!? Haaa..."
"...!!..!!"
"Hey! I am a slightly grumpy, biased Shaman who... laments the skills she should have improved seasons ago! I am happy we are alive! Hahaa."
"...?? ...?? ...?"
"Suuuure you do... That reminds me of an old joke: What is the fastest way to cause a conflict between two Mages? Present an ice cube to them! Hahahaa! ...A Shaman places an ice cube near two Magicians. One of them says: It is Ice elemental! ...No! ...Says the other Mage. It is Water elemental! The Shaman then turns the ice cube to water. One Mage goes: Ha! I told you so! ...The Shaman freezes the puddle back to ice. The other Mage shouts: Haaa! I told YOU so!"
"... ?? ..!!"
"Mmh... Yes, to us it is what it is. The current natural state."
"!! !!"
"Not only that, but show me! Show me ONE Magic user, who caaaan... hm... Oh! One Magician, or a Heretic, who can channel Pure Astral Energy, or attempts it at least! Somebody who... understands the Astral Plane! Not as something you serve or control, not as something you revere or take advantage of, but as... mmmh. ...As a buddy!"
"... !.? !?"
"This waterfall can swallow me up and drown me. I can stop it and deny the whole stream from this point. ...But I can also bath and drink. You know... It is my buddy. The Nature is my buddy too. ...Buddies do not follow, nor want to be followed."
"... ..! ..!"
"Oh, please. There is nothing to apologize for! Really! ...I would like to meditate now though."
"... .."
"Though I walk upon the remains of the wild, I fear no shadow. Though I walk upon the remains of the wild, I fear no shadow. Though-"
"!!! ...??? ?? !!"
"What previous context!? Why do you HAVE THE NEED to bring up Knights!? Y-You have PROBLEMS!"
https://youtu.be/31fba-gnIfk
"... ?? ..!!"
"Mmh... Yes, to us it is what it is. The current natural state."
"!! !!"
"Not only that, but show me! Show me ONE Magic user, who caaaan... hm... Oh! One Magician, or a Heretic, who can channel Pure Astral Energy, or attempts it at least! Somebody who... understands the Astral Plane! Not as something you serve or control, not as something you revere or take advantage of, but as... mmmh. ...As a buddy!"
"... !.? !?"
"This waterfall can swallow me up and drown me. I can stop it and deny the whole stream from this point. ...But I can also bath and drink. You know... It is my buddy. The Nature is my buddy too. ...Buddies do not follow, nor want to be followed."
"... ..! ..!"
"Oh, please. There is nothing to apologize for! Really! ...I would like to meditate now though."
"... .."
"Though I walk upon the remains of the wild, I fear no shadow. Though I walk upon the remains of the wild, I fear no shadow. Though-"
"!!! ...??? ?? !!"
"What previous context!? Why do you HAVE THE NEED to bring up Knights!? Y-You have PROBLEMS!"
https://youtu.be/31fba-gnIfk
