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Buddy: "This is going to be a few lower level areas!"
Me: "Good time to catch up on the missed bestiary!"
Buddy: "I am missing 120. What is 120?"
Buddy: "Desert Salamander."
Buddy: "Fine. Why do I bother?"
LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFEOKz9-Xv8
Me: "Good time to catch up on the missed bestiary!"
Buddy: "I am missing 120. What is 120?"
Buddy: "Desert Salamander."
Buddy: "Fine. Why do I bother?"
LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFEOKz9-Xv8
"Then you... remember quite well! Ya see... sewers even in Crystana are... Mmmmh!? Mmmmmmmmmmh!? ...Whoa! Whoa whoa whoa! ...Geheheheeee! BRO! Look! ...Washed up... PANTIES! Now THAT is something you will not find in sewers anywhere... well not in such a condition anyway! Gahahaha-hee-heee!"
"..."
"It does not take an Inquisitor to know from where they can pop up all the way out here..! Whoo-HOOO! Hello hello! Missing anything... vital?"
"GRAAAAA-"
"She is coming now! Real fast! Oh no, no oh, no no, oh oooh! Gehehe!"
"-AAAAAAAAARRGGG-"
"Sister, when are ya charging, you should not announce yourself! Ayayaaay!"
"AAAAAAARGH!! YOU UNBELIEVABLE DIMWIIIIIIIIIIT!! GIVE THEM BAAAAACK..!! GRAAAAH!"
"Whoa! ...Slow!"
"SHUT UP! I NEED THEM!"
"One, two, three; time to flee!"
"GAAAAH!"
"Four, five, six; CRAZY chicks!"
"GRRRGHGH!!"
"Seven, eight, nine... What is yours can be-"
"TIME TO DIEEEEE!!"
"...Nh? Mmm-hmm! The magical shock wave cut into my gauntlet! Not bad!"
"Guys."
"I WILL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF, AND DROWN IT IN THE RIVER!!"
"Come on, Sister! Ya should thank me that I snatched them! ...Never underestimate the skills learned while I was working at Real Deal Eel Grill! Gheh."
"Dimwit!! I WILL BRUTALIZE YOUR ASS if you say you also worked at Merry Strawberry! GAAAAH!"
"Delivered milk. A few times. Mmh. Anyways! ...Gheh. Mmh. They smell like hopes and dreams with a sweet touch, and lingering scent of the tea I made yesterday!"
"GRAAAH! D-DIMWIT!"
"Guys."
"...Sister, your script is extremely simple. Oh well. ...You have TASTE though! My keen eye says that these are Magic Panties! Nice! Very, very nnnnice! The number one thing for every female adventurer! Where did ya get them from? ...Your Brother? Gheh."
"O-OF COURSE NOT, you dimwit!! The freaking loudmouth... b-bought them for me!! DAMMIT! ...Probably for everyone else too! GODDESS!!"
"...Gaahaha! Gahahahaha-haaaa! She has STYLE! Ey ey!"
"Shut up!! B-But their properties have their uses, y-yes! NOW GIVE THEM BACK OR DIE!!"
"..."
"It does not take an Inquisitor to know from where they can pop up all the way out here..! Whoo-HOOO! Hello hello! Missing anything... vital?"
"GRAAAAA-"
"She is coming now! Real fast! Oh no, no oh, no no, oh oooh! Gehehe!"
"-AAAAAAAAARRGGG-"
"Sister, when are ya charging, you should not announce yourself! Ayayaaay!"
"AAAAAAARGH!! YOU UNBELIEVABLE DIMWIIIIIIIIIIT!! GIVE THEM BAAAAACK..!! GRAAAAH!"
"Whoa! ...Slow!"
"SHUT UP! I NEED THEM!"
"One, two, three; time to flee!"
"GAAAAH!"
"Four, five, six; CRAZY chicks!"
"GRRRGHGH!!"
"Seven, eight, nine... What is yours can be-"
"TIME TO DIEEEEE!!"
"...Nh? Mmm-hmm! The magical shock wave cut into my gauntlet! Not bad!"
"Guys."
"I WILL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF, AND DROWN IT IN THE RIVER!!"
"Come on, Sister! Ya should thank me that I snatched them! ...Never underestimate the skills learned while I was working at Real Deal Eel Grill! Gheh."
"Dimwit!! I WILL BRUTALIZE YOUR ASS if you say you also worked at Merry Strawberry! GAAAAH!"
"Delivered milk. A few times. Mmh. Anyways! ...Gheh. Mmh. They smell like hopes and dreams with a sweet touch, and lingering scent of the tea I made yesterday!"
"GRAAAH! D-DIMWIT!"
"Guys."
"...Sister, your script is extremely simple. Oh well. ...You have TASTE though! My keen eye says that these are Magic Panties! Nice! Very, very nnnnice! The number one thing for every female adventurer! Where did ya get them from? ...Your Brother? Gheh."
"O-OF COURSE NOT, you dimwit!! The freaking loudmouth... b-bought them for me!! DAMMIT! ...Probably for everyone else too! GODDESS!!"
"...Gaahaha! Gahahahaha-haaaa! She has STYLE! Ey ey!"
"Shut up!! B-But their properties have their uses, y-yes! NOW GIVE THEM BACK OR DIE!!"
"Gheh. Yep yep. Here ya... go!"
"GRRAAAHGH!!"
"Aha! Haha! I knew it! SNEAK attacks do not work on meeeee! Neeee-ne-nene-ne-neeeeee!"
"SHUSH! ...What!? NO, I am not putting them on h-here, D-DIMWIT!"
"Gheh. ...I said no such thing? ...ACTUALLY! What are ya complaining about? I think I would fit right in over there! After all, it is extremely rude Zehibirians, sluts, pet brained retards, and Alyahan thrifter girls!"
"GHH!? I-I NEVER SAID- GRAAAAAAH! FORGET IIIT!!"
"Enough. If there is anything you want to eat, then do it now, otherwise, we are leaving."
"Well, the corpse has spoken!"
"..."
"Dimw- pff... mmhmmm... ghhheehehaa. Hrch-mmhm. Dimwit..!"
"Fine, fine! I am going to cook something. Twice for ya, Sister, as usual."
"Sh-shush!!"
"Gheh. But that hairband is off limits."
"W-what?"
"If anything happens to it, I am taking that personally. Geheheh! Very cute!"
"Nnnh... Sh-shut it!!"
"Never mentioned it, but it looks like something you got yourself for your first earned gold! I get that! Really!"
"You... HOW DO YOU... GRAAAAAAAAAAH!!"
https://youtu.be/z7ITKXoSWCA
"GRRAAAHGH!!"
"Aha! Haha! I knew it! SNEAK attacks do not work on meeeee! Neeee-ne-nene-ne-neeeeee!"
"SHUSH! ...What!? NO, I am not putting them on h-here, D-DIMWIT!"
"Gheh. ...I said no such thing? ...ACTUALLY! What are ya complaining about? I think I would fit right in over there! After all, it is extremely rude Zehibirians, sluts, pet brained retards, and Alyahan thrifter girls!"
"GHH!? I-I NEVER SAID- GRAAAAAAH! FORGET IIIT!!"
"Enough. If there is anything you want to eat, then do it now, otherwise, we are leaving."
"Well, the corpse has spoken!"
"..."
"Dimw- pff... mmhmmm... ghhheehehaa. Hrch-mmhm. Dimwit..!"
"Fine, fine! I am going to cook something. Twice for ya, Sister, as usual."
"Sh-shush!!"
"Gheh. But that hairband is off limits."
"W-what?"
"If anything happens to it, I am taking that personally. Geheheh! Very cute!"
"Nnnh... Sh-shut it!!"
"Never mentioned it, but it looks like something you got yourself for your first earned gold! I get that! Really!"
"You... HOW DO YOU... GRAAAAAAAAAAH!!"
https://youtu.be/z7ITKXoSWCA
The description said it was blessed directly. For a century :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y68h9Xf-B1c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y68h9Xf-B1c
Right stats for the right job :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6TYtJskNpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6TYtJskNpg
"Oooh! Oh oh oho ho! ...Pff-ahahahaa! It is the... NETORARE monster!!"
"Ne-tre-bre! The monster's name is Netrebre! How many times- Forget it."
"Oops. Krr-chrr-chrr... Who named these monsters? Could just call it a Colossus! Pff-ahahaaa!"
"Whoa! An ACTUAL actually good question from you! ...Astara?"
"Hmm... I wonder. Any ideas, Dear?"
"While I cannot give you more details, we only started naming monsters that came with and after the Shadowlord. Primordial monsters were named by ancient Fairies in their own language. A language that I think is practically dead now. I believe though that a very few important Fairies might know how to speak it, and... Talk like this they do, if speaking the language of humans needed is. As a result."
"...Do I need to call him Dear as well to get answers like this for once? Well, there you have it!"
"Ahahahahaaa!"
"Pfff-AHAHAAAAAHA-HAHA!! ...Chrr... Sasuga. Thank youuuu! ...Nnnhaaa!"
"Ya know, in return you gotta tell me how you do this Pure Astral Energy nonsense!"
"Tsk-aawww! Bishie Ishie!! Do not worry, okaaay? One day! Krr-chrr-chrr... Imagine going to a party, and only standing around eating the cookies. That is no fun!"
"...What? ...WHOA! Hrrhgh..."
"Pff-ahahahaaa! Caaaaare-fuuuul! Or you will be... ahahaaaa... aha-ahahaaa... wait... pfff-ahahaaaa! SQUISHMAIYEL!! PFFF-AHAHAHAAAAA!!"
"...Ghhh... I had to guide your Fire Magic because YOU do not pay attention!"
"Mmm-hhmmm..! Pff-ahaahhaa, well, anyways, look on the bright side! Not everyone has an entire nation swimming inside his pants! AHAHAHAAAA!"
"Can we just... Gheh. Check out these high risk magic shots!!"
"Pffff-ahahahaaaa-hahhaaa!! Impregnated the carapace with Fire! OKAY! Krr-chrr-chrr..."
"...Dear, I feel like this is a Magic Trial. I understand the context, but nothing about what led to it. They are like children."
"Ishmaiyel would have gone insane if she did not join."
"Ahahaha! ...Dear, we cannot get outplayed by a couple of... amateurs, can we?"
"Ne-tre-bre! The monster's name is Netrebre! How many times- Forget it."
"Oops. Krr-chrr-chrr... Who named these monsters? Could just call it a Colossus! Pff-ahahaaa!"
"Whoa! An ACTUAL actually good question from you! ...Astara?"
"Hmm... I wonder. Any ideas, Dear?"
"While I cannot give you more details, we only started naming monsters that came with and after the Shadowlord. Primordial monsters were named by ancient Fairies in their own language. A language that I think is practically dead now. I believe though that a very few important Fairies might know how to speak it, and... Talk like this they do, if speaking the language of humans needed is. As a result."
"...Do I need to call him Dear as well to get answers like this for once? Well, there you have it!"
"Ahahahahaaa!"
"Pfff-AHAHAAAAAHA-HAHA!! ...Chrr... Sasuga. Thank youuuu! ...Nnnhaaa!"
"Ya know, in return you gotta tell me how you do this Pure Astral Energy nonsense!"
"Tsk-aawww! Bishie Ishie!! Do not worry, okaaay? One day! Krr-chrr-chrr... Imagine going to a party, and only standing around eating the cookies. That is no fun!"
"...What? ...WHOA! Hrrhgh..."
"Pff-ahahahaaa! Caaaaare-fuuuul! Or you will be... ahahaaaa... aha-ahahaaa... wait... pfff-ahahaaaa! SQUISHMAIYEL!! PFFF-AHAHAHAAAAA!!"
"...Ghhh... I had to guide your Fire Magic because YOU do not pay attention!"
"Mmm-hhmmm..! Pff-ahaahhaa, well, anyways, look on the bright side! Not everyone has an entire nation swimming inside his pants! AHAHAHAAAA!"
"Can we just... Gheh. Check out these high risk magic shots!!"
"Pffff-ahahahaaaa-hahhaaa!! Impregnated the carapace with Fire! OKAY! Krr-chrr-chrr..."
"...Dear, I feel like this is a Magic Trial. I understand the context, but nothing about what led to it. They are like children."
"Ishmaiyel would have gone insane if she did not join."
"Ahahaha! ...Dear, we cannot get outplayed by a couple of... amateurs, can we?"
"One is your equal in different areas of Magic, and the other understands Pure Astral Energy neither of you two do."
"...Is there a potion that enables one's sense of humor?"
"Then you agree with Ishmaiyel on that."
"Mmh. So be it."
"Do you want me to start talking like the professionals?"
"Khh..!"
"Yoohoo! What is up you- NICE!! I have not noticed the gap in the armor! Gehehehee! WE are on a roll!"
"GRUUU-MUUUOOAAANN!!"
"Pff-ahahaaaa! Colossus down! I repeat! COLOSSUS DOWN!"
"Gahahaaa! High-five, high-five! Whhooo!"
"Pfff-ahahaaaa..! YES!"
"This insults us, Dear."
"Hmm... ...All right, you two. From now on it is one point per monster you kill individually, and three points if you beat a monster together. The target is two hundred points."
"Tsch! Wanna race us, Dears? ...A fair warning to you!"
"No, me and Astara do not gain points. If we kill monsters, it simply means less are available. Plenty of monsters left. The ruins are vast."
"With my hands tied! Are you suuure?"
"And bondaged! Krr-chrr-chrr."
"Uh... What if we need your help?"
"Two points if any of us help you."
"Gotcha! Gheh. ...Then we are... OFF! ...And, PLEASE, do not blast an entire room! That is just ONE point per monster!"
"Okaaaay! Okay okay..!"
"Huh. Dear, they are missing something here."
"Let's see then, Astara. Mm-hm-hm-hm."
https://youtu.be/pfhWKFS3fH8
"...Is there a potion that enables one's sense of humor?"
"Then you agree with Ishmaiyel on that."
"Mmh. So be it."
"Do you want me to start talking like the professionals?"
"Khh..!"
"Yoohoo! What is up you- NICE!! I have not noticed the gap in the armor! Gehehehee! WE are on a roll!"
"GRUUU-MUUUOOAAANN!!"
"Pff-ahahaaaa! Colossus down! I repeat! COLOSSUS DOWN!"
"Gahahaaa! High-five, high-five! Whhooo!"
"Pfff-ahahaaaa..! YES!"
"This insults us, Dear."
"Hmm... ...All right, you two. From now on it is one point per monster you kill individually, and three points if you beat a monster together. The target is two hundred points."
"Tsch! Wanna race us, Dears? ...A fair warning to you!"
"No, me and Astara do not gain points. If we kill monsters, it simply means less are available. Plenty of monsters left. The ruins are vast."
"With my hands tied! Are you suuure?"
"And bondaged! Krr-chrr-chrr."
"Uh... What if we need your help?"
"Two points if any of us help you."
"Gotcha! Gheh. ...Then we are... OFF! ...And, PLEASE, do not blast an entire room! That is just ONE point per monster!"
"Okaaaay! Okay okay..!"
"Huh. Dear, they are missing something here."
"Let's see then, Astara. Mm-hm-hm-hm."
https://youtu.be/pfhWKFS3fH8
"I am one to talk, but that means you are quite far from home. You are lucky we ran into each other. The wound could have been infected by now. Does it hurt?"
"Nnhn... Only a little, really! I am not used to Healing Magic! People say that even such effects are something you need to get used to."
"Either that, or I am not good at it. I am sorry."
"...Hahaaha! Nonsense! ...Ow. ...Well, I could not take it anymore so... I ran away. My parents... They have been trying so hard to save face in front of me, but I saw it happen again."
"...Coughing up black blood?"
"Yes! That. Silly me! It has to be the same everywhere. Haa... Now... I just... I am so stupid!!"
"Do not worry. I went through that partially myself already."
"...Mm. But now I just fear that if I come back... I will find everything empty. Black blood everywhere, and not a trace of any person. ...The world will soon end."
"Yeah... Many towns are already empty. People went insane in others, or they desperately turned to Necromancy. Black blood flows down the once busy streets. Washed away by the rain afterwards. And then... silence. That is what I myself do not want to see so I understand."
"...I overheard people saying that defeating the Shadowlord might have been a mistake in the end. We were at least alive before. I dunno."
"Maybe. Maybe not. We won, but in many ways we lost. The Shadowlord lost, but in many ways they won. ...Nobody could have predicted the Shadowlord's last move. Now... It is the absolute state. Even the Dragons suffered under the Shadowlord."
"...Who was the Shadowlord anyway? Since my birth, nobody really told me."
"Mmh. I do not know much, but... my parents told me that back then, when the heroes returned, and before their sudden deaths, they said that they removed the Shadowlord's mask, and... under it was just a person. Nothing more, nothing less. At one point... just a villager from somewhere. Could be any of us all over again. We never learned more."
"Nnhn... Only a little, really! I am not used to Healing Magic! People say that even such effects are something you need to get used to."
"Either that, or I am not good at it. I am sorry."
"...Hahaaha! Nonsense! ...Ow. ...Well, I could not take it anymore so... I ran away. My parents... They have been trying so hard to save face in front of me, but I saw it happen again."
"...Coughing up black blood?"
"Yes! That. Silly me! It has to be the same everywhere. Haa... Now... I just... I am so stupid!!"
"Do not worry. I went through that partially myself already."
"...Mm. But now I just fear that if I come back... I will find everything empty. Black blood everywhere, and not a trace of any person. ...The world will soon end."
"Yeah... Many towns are already empty. People went insane in others, or they desperately turned to Necromancy. Black blood flows down the once busy streets. Washed away by the rain afterwards. And then... silence. That is what I myself do not want to see so I understand."
"...I overheard people saying that defeating the Shadowlord might have been a mistake in the end. We were at least alive before. I dunno."
"Maybe. Maybe not. We won, but in many ways we lost. The Shadowlord lost, but in many ways they won. ...Nobody could have predicted the Shadowlord's last move. Now... It is the absolute state. Even the Dragons suffered under the Shadowlord."
"...Who was the Shadowlord anyway? Since my birth, nobody really told me."
"Mmh. I do not know much, but... my parents told me that back then, when the heroes returned, and before their sudden deaths, they said that they removed the Shadowlord's mask, and... under it was just a person. Nothing more, nothing less. At one point... just a villager from somewhere. Could be any of us all over again. We never learned more."
"Magic can be scary, huh? They must have been extremely talented."
"The Shadowlord's last words were apparently: ...I wish you were all dead. Acceptance, no regrets. Simply a pure wish."
"...I see. And... at that moment it affected almost all life. The curse. Huh?"
"Clearly."
"...But not even the Shadowlord could have influenced life yet to come."
"Indeed."
"You sound like somebody who wants to do something about this! Hahaha!"
"Mmh? Me? I am just a boy. At least I know little sword fighting and Magic to combat basic monsters."
"Hey!!"
"Mmm-hm-hm. I am sorry. However, admitting to your weakness is a good start with Magic."
"...Khhmm!! Fine! Watch me! I will become the BEST Defensive Magic user you will EVER KNOW!!"
"...We shall see. There. Done. How does your knee feel?"
"Perfect! Th-Thank you so much! Um... I think you should really think about it."
"Perhaps. I am afraid I will just end up dead."
"No! Heroes NEVER die!"
"I am not one though."
"Yeees, but... um... WE shall make you one! ...Alright, alright! I know! It is silly! Hahahaha!"
"Mm-hm-hm-aahaha!"
"...How about we meet here every week, and show off what we learned though? We are about to live past the end of the world so might as well..."
"Hm. Sounds good to me. Two weeks the first time because we will not learn much right away."
"Good! Whoever does not show up, is a... hm. I will think of something!"
"I apologize. I have not even introduced myself."
"Nope..! Incentive for next time! For both of us!"
"Mm-hm-hm-hm. Fair enough. Incentive to get your other knee injured."
"The Shadowlord's last words were apparently: ...I wish you were all dead. Acceptance, no regrets. Simply a pure wish."
"...I see. And... at that moment it affected almost all life. The curse. Huh?"
"Clearly."
"...But not even the Shadowlord could have influenced life yet to come."
"Indeed."
"You sound like somebody who wants to do something about this! Hahaha!"
"Mmh? Me? I am just a boy. At least I know little sword fighting and Magic to combat basic monsters."
"Hey!!"
"Mmm-hm-hm. I am sorry. However, admitting to your weakness is a good start with Magic."
"...Khhmm!! Fine! Watch me! I will become the BEST Defensive Magic user you will EVER KNOW!!"
"...We shall see. There. Done. How does your knee feel?"
"Perfect! Th-Thank you so much! Um... I think you should really think about it."
"Perhaps. I am afraid I will just end up dead."
"No! Heroes NEVER die!"
"I am not one though."
"Yeees, but... um... WE shall make you one! ...Alright, alright! I know! It is silly! Hahahaha!"
"Mm-hm-hm-aahaha!"
"...How about we meet here every week, and show off what we learned though? We are about to live past the end of the world so might as well..."
"Hm. Sounds good to me. Two weeks the first time because we will not learn much right away."
"Good! Whoever does not show up, is a... hm. I will think of something!"
"I apologize. I have not even introduced myself."
"Nope..! Incentive for next time! For both of us!"
"Mm-hm-hm-hm. Fair enough. Incentive to get your other knee injured."
"Dimwit!! Just you wait! ...Huh. You have not mentioned why YOU are all the way here."
"Ah. People at my village said that they noticed a creature watching them intently around this forest, but they could not approach it. It was the size of a small child or such, but quickly scattered. I was curious, but I had no luck, and it is about to rain soon."
"G-Good point! Nhii... I truly should go back home."
"I should as well. Follow the outcrop if it starts to rain so you will not bump into any Fungoids."
"G-Got it!"
"Good. As for me, after all of this, I do not wish to fall into a mud pit so I have to hurry too."
https://youtu.be/Y_ujurU0wOg
"Ah. People at my village said that they noticed a creature watching them intently around this forest, but they could not approach it. It was the size of a small child or such, but quickly scattered. I was curious, but I had no luck, and it is about to rain soon."
"G-Good point! Nhii... I truly should go back home."
"I should as well. Follow the outcrop if it starts to rain so you will not bump into any Fungoids."
"G-Got it!"
"Good. As for me, after all of this, I do not wish to fall into a mud pit so I have to hurry too."
https://youtu.be/Y_ujurU0wOg
"Pluck out our eyes, that She may finally sleep in the dark.
Sever our ears, that the screaming of creation may cease to reach Her.
Wither our hands, that She may never again feel the weight of Her clay.
Stillborn repose. Hush, little children, and bleed quietly - For every breath we take is a stone upon Her chest."
https://youtu.be/VFVTnLgnNeE
Sever our ears, that the screaming of creation may cease to reach Her.
Wither our hands, that She may never again feel the weight of Her clay.
Stillborn repose. Hush, little children, and bleed quietly - For every breath we take is a stone upon Her chest."
https://youtu.be/VFVTnLgnNeE
"Ish-Khalel-dem, zharok tor valthar der khorun doshte.
Shuvara naah murath der shalen maha, tor valthar der khorun zelthar.
Ish-Khalel-dem, korvash tora nethral hoono opuru der khorun doshte.
Orebani solmir, cereva naah maoka sabba. Durak ajurne tor morat hajaabi, Astara, shalor avo zelthar."
https://youtu.be/F2ubmjaYD78
Shuvara naah murath der shalen maha, tor valthar der khorun zelthar.
Ish-Khalel-dem, korvash tora nethral hoono opuru der khorun doshte.
Orebani solmir, cereva naah maoka sabba. Durak ajurne tor morat hajaabi, Astara, shalor avo zelthar."
https://youtu.be/F2ubmjaYD78
