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Buddy: "You already had an apple."
Me: "Here is mine."
Buddy: "No! Trading is disabled right now."
Buddy: "Rockthevote! Rockthevote!"
LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcbQyCFnjzA
Me: "Here is mine."
Buddy: "No! Trading is disabled right now."
Buddy: "Rockthevote! Rockthevote!"
LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcbQyCFnjzA
...Glleeee... Gleeee... Meeee-gleeeee... Glu... Gluuu-leeee... Mleeee... Klyu... uuuu... Kleeeyuuu-UUUUUU!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx8C1QgbJyY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx8C1QgbJyY
Howriyucan dragon omelettes though? :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpDJrhanPB4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpDJrhanPB4
"Ghhhhwaaaa... uuuwaaaa... haaaaa... Nhiii-ghiii-hihihiiii! Gwiihihihi-hwaaaaa! Hwiiii-aaaAAAAA!! GHIHIHHIIIII-GUUUAWAAAAAA!!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iXpJYyZExg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iXpJYyZExg
"Good morninggg... mmmh, Lishandra!"
"...Good morning. Your. Excellency. ...Children that throw apples in my way, tug at my dress, and have the nerve to call me an Older Sister, still have more manners than you do. I believe I know where I am going, yet somehow I always end up in the Administratum. Feels like."
"Certainly! You also had to arrive TWO hours EARLIER, and there is a long line of people to your desk, of which half of them have a legitimate problem, and the rest are incredible dimwits who lack basic awareness! Reasoning NOT accepted!"
"...Hrrch... ...Was that magazine included with the chocolate?"
"Mm... Yesh."
"Your Excellency, if you buy those, wearing them will not magically halve your age. In fact, it might end up doubled, and you will look like a shopkeeper."
"Hoh! At least I have the butt for them. Hm..."
"When do you leave today..?"
"Oh ho ho ho! You are not getting anything, Liandra."
"...Your Excellency, I do not have nor earn that much gold."
"Yes, well, neither do I. It cannot be helped. I also do not have a primary contract with the Inquisition."
"..."
"...And I have quite some work left to do. The same goes for you, Liandra."
"Correct. I do as well."
"Oh? Care to share whose fault is that too?"
"My fault. Your Excellency."
"Very. Good! ...Liandra!"
"Mm..."
"...What? These? Liandra, if you come here wearing these, then I will, first thing, get you a job over at Pent-up Paradise instead."
"Ghh..! Your Excellency, I CLEARLY meant the second page. How about you give me the-"
"...Nhhn... Liandra... how dare... you... Stop that..!"
"You... kuuh... can be such a pain, Your- ...Just show me the next-"
"Liandra... grrah... watch it, that finger might just misfire... a Fireball..."
"Try it, Your Excellency! Try it... and... ghuuu... it will be the VERY LAST thing... nnnhaa..."
"...Tele... kinesis... really... what... grrh... DAMNED Clause is... magical theft... DAMMIT!"
"Huurh... Your... Excellency... YOU misrepresented... what I was trying to-"
"...Good morning. Your. Excellency. ...Children that throw apples in my way, tug at my dress, and have the nerve to call me an Older Sister, still have more manners than you do. I believe I know where I am going, yet somehow I always end up in the Administratum. Feels like."
"Certainly! You also had to arrive TWO hours EARLIER, and there is a long line of people to your desk, of which half of them have a legitimate problem, and the rest are incredible dimwits who lack basic awareness! Reasoning NOT accepted!"
"...Hrrch... ...Was that magazine included with the chocolate?"
"Mm... Yesh."
"Your Excellency, if you buy those, wearing them will not magically halve your age. In fact, it might end up doubled, and you will look like a shopkeeper."
"Hoh! At least I have the butt for them. Hm..."
"When do you leave today..?"
"Oh ho ho ho! You are not getting anything, Liandra."
"...Your Excellency, I do not have nor earn that much gold."
"Yes, well, neither do I. It cannot be helped. I also do not have a primary contract with the Inquisition."
"..."
"...And I have quite some work left to do. The same goes for you, Liandra."
"Correct. I do as well."
"Oh? Care to share whose fault is that too?"
"My fault. Your Excellency."
"Very. Good! ...Liandra!"
"Mm..."
"...What? These? Liandra, if you come here wearing these, then I will, first thing, get you a job over at Pent-up Paradise instead."
"Ghh..! Your Excellency, I CLEARLY meant the second page. How about you give me the-"
"...Nhhn... Liandra... how dare... you... Stop that..!"
"You... kuuh... can be such a pain, Your- ...Just show me the next-"
"Liandra... grrah... watch it, that finger might just misfire... a Fireball..."
"Try it, Your Excellency! Try it... and... ghuuu... it will be the VERY LAST thing... nnnhaa..."
"...Tele... kinesis... really... what... grrh... DAMNED Clause is... magical theft... DAMMIT!"
"Huurh... Your... Excellency... YOU misrepresented... what I was trying to-"
"Ghiiiaaa..!"
"...Nrrghh..."
"...Ladies, please."
""A-Archmagus Quint!!""
"I know. Coming at a bad time is my second nature. Thankfully, nobody here needs killing."
""Khii!?""
"Your Excellency, Lord Commandant Willfore wishes to speak with you, and you are aware that he-"
"Gwahahaa! These stair lamps never cease to amaze me!"
"That. Never waits."
"Oh ho ho ho ho! Willfore! How do you do?"
"Selestina! Gwahaha! A real pleasure to see you! Greetings, Miss Inquisitor! ...Nheh, a sharp look that can only come from Vladrym's gang."
"Likewise, Lord Commandant. Goddess bless."
"...Say, I heard that one of your kids recently gave an entire presentation to one of my Paladins on training Fluffmouths to clean armor! We tried it, and, by the Goddess, the results are fantastic! Gwahahaha!"
"Oooh? That must have definitely been Archmagia Mya. Huuh. I could call her here, but she would disintegrate so I will let her know later. She is NICE, and gets things DONE."
"Ghah! Good good! ...Well, I wish that was the only reason for me to come here, but we know that is not how things go. Selestina, mind shooing the kids away for a moment?"
"All right, kiddos, time to play elsewhere! There is always work to do."
""Kiddos..?""
"Zahara der! Tora naa!!"
"Let's go, Liandra. ...Your Excellency, you mastered Psychic Wave that works on humans. Very impressive!"
https://youtu.be/eWdJR-FgzRQ
"...Nrrghh..."
"...Ladies, please."
""A-Archmagus Quint!!""
"I know. Coming at a bad time is my second nature. Thankfully, nobody here needs killing."
""Khii!?""
"Your Excellency, Lord Commandant Willfore wishes to speak with you, and you are aware that he-"
"Gwahahaa! These stair lamps never cease to amaze me!"
"That. Never waits."
"Oh ho ho ho ho! Willfore! How do you do?"
"Selestina! Gwahaha! A real pleasure to see you! Greetings, Miss Inquisitor! ...Nheh, a sharp look that can only come from Vladrym's gang."
"Likewise, Lord Commandant. Goddess bless."
"...Say, I heard that one of your kids recently gave an entire presentation to one of my Paladins on training Fluffmouths to clean armor! We tried it, and, by the Goddess, the results are fantastic! Gwahahaha!"
"Oooh? That must have definitely been Archmagia Mya. Huuh. I could call her here, but she would disintegrate so I will let her know later. She is NICE, and gets things DONE."
"Ghah! Good good! ...Well, I wish that was the only reason for me to come here, but we know that is not how things go. Selestina, mind shooing the kids away for a moment?"
"All right, kiddos, time to play elsewhere! There is always work to do."
""Kiddos..?""
"Zahara der! Tora naa!!"
"Let's go, Liandra. ...Your Excellency, you mastered Psychic Wave that works on humans. Very impressive!"
https://youtu.be/eWdJR-FgzRQ
"Pfff-ahahahaa! Quinteeeeen! You finally became more nimble! That is more like iiiit! Ahahahaaaa! ...I need to aim for more coverage!"
"Hah! You see right through me! My apologies, but I truly had no measure of your Magic! Looks like I can afford to push it a lot further!"
"Krr-chrr-chrr... Sasuga! Do not worry about it! HAVING FUN!! Pfff-ahahahaaa! FLOAT!"
"My... This sure is going to test a few things! I am used to Combat Magicians keeping it more to the ground!"
"Then... ahahahaaa, GROUND POUND meeeee, Quinteeeen! ...Pfff-ahahahaa-AHAHAAAA! No special terms were specified! Sooorryyyy!"
"Knock yourself out! This is incredible! ...Oh, I am very sure there is only one way to conduct Magic Duels, so I do not know what you mean by terms! Hahaha!"
"I am all for getting KNOCKED UUUUP! PFFF-AHAHAHAAAA-AHHAAAA!! Krr-chrrr-chrrr... Check this OUT! ...Fire Breath Like You Just Fingered a Female Magma Salamandeeeeer!!"
"...Nnnnhn..! Very... impressive, or impressionable, but a Firewall would have accomplished that too! ...No wait. This was not just Fire elemental! Goodness!"
"Pfff-ahahahaaaa! YES! Fire and WATER elemental! Ahahahaaaa!"
"Hahahaa! Incredible! Truly! Now you have to tell me what the difference between uh... Starfall and Meteo Strike was! They seemed... identical!"
"Well, pff-ahahaaaa, the former takes slightly more time to cast! Krr-chrr-chrrr..."
"...I... see. And Boombeam Plus seemed the same size as Megaplosion Mini!"
"Mmmh! One can put you to sleep though! Pff-ahahaaa! ...DOOMBOLT!!"
"Khh..! Earth elemental..? Why not! Hah, I am having a GOOD time!"
"Tsk-aaaw..! You are ADORABLE, Quinteeen! ...But you are not the one!"
"Hahahahaaa! I am good, I am good! Besides, I am sure your entire army will not miss ONE guy!"
"Pfff-AHAHAHAAAAA!! YOU ARE A BADASS STILL! ...Blaze Twister Shine Rain!!"
"Hah! You see right through me! My apologies, but I truly had no measure of your Magic! Looks like I can afford to push it a lot further!"
"Krr-chrr-chrr... Sasuga! Do not worry about it! HAVING FUN!! Pfff-ahahahaaa! FLOAT!"
"My... This sure is going to test a few things! I am used to Combat Magicians keeping it more to the ground!"
"Then... ahahahaaa, GROUND POUND meeeee, Quinteeeen! ...Pfff-ahahahaa-AHAHAAAA! No special terms were specified! Sooorryyyy!"
"Knock yourself out! This is incredible! ...Oh, I am very sure there is only one way to conduct Magic Duels, so I do not know what you mean by terms! Hahaha!"
"I am all for getting KNOCKED UUUUP! PFFF-AHAHAHAAAA-AHHAAAA!! Krr-chrrr-chrrr... Check this OUT! ...Fire Breath Like You Just Fingered a Female Magma Salamandeeeeer!!"
"...Nnnnhn..! Very... impressive, or impressionable, but a Firewall would have accomplished that too! ...No wait. This was not just Fire elemental! Goodness!"
"Pfff-ahahahaaaa! YES! Fire and WATER elemental! Ahahahaaaa!"
"Hahahaa! Incredible! Truly! Now you have to tell me what the difference between uh... Starfall and Meteo Strike was! They seemed... identical!"
"Well, pff-ahahaaaa, the former takes slightly more time to cast! Krr-chrr-chrrr..."
"...I... see. And Boombeam Plus seemed the same size as Megaplosion Mini!"
"Mmmh! One can put you to sleep though! Pff-ahahaaa! ...DOOMBOLT!!"
"Khh..! Earth elemental..? Why not! Hah, I am having a GOOD time!"
"Tsk-aaaw..! You are ADORABLE, Quinteeen! ...But you are not the one!"
"Hahahahaaa! I am good, I am good! Besides, I am sure your entire army will not miss ONE guy!"
"Pfff-AHAHAHAAAAA!! YOU ARE A BADASS STILL! ...Blaze Twister Shine Rain!!"
"...Ghhhaah! ...Light elemental... because why... not!? This is positively ridiculous! And to think that there is a Combat Magician of your level out there! Nobody knows you! Not even where you got that Magic Crest from!"
"...Krr-chrr-chrrr! Wanna call a Dragon in here?"
"Hahahaa! I give, I give! Haha! I am joking, but your imagination must at least play some role in your... casting style as well! Regardless, you have your reasons!"
"Pff-ahahahaaa! OKAY! But there is no Magic more powerful then Hypnosis based.... HOMEWRECKIIIING!! AHAHAHAAAA! HAHAAAAHAA!!"
"Haaa..."
"Pff-ahahaaaa! Nice THRUST with the Ice Lance! Definitely taking a note of the length and thickness! Krr-chrr-chrr... ALMOST got a LOAD of that!"
"His Excellency is correct. Your mind is like a storm over the Judgment Fields, with little glimpses of Astral Plane serenity!"
"Since, pff-ahahaaa, I am not getting more of your Rock Pillars, I need to force something more amazing! Mmmmm-haaa! Magic Missile! Carpet bomb modifier is a GO! ATARASHI CHIKARA GAAAA!! PFFF-AHAHAHAAA-AHAAHAAAAA!! KYAAAA-HAHAHHAA-HAHAHAAAAA!!"
"!!!"
"Ahaaaa! Quinteeeen, YOU are what is INCREDIBLE heeeeere! Pff-hahhaaaaa..! BADASS!!"
"Ghuuu..! Well, well, somebody underestimated my assassin senses here! Hahahaha! I think you would say... maximum thrill! ...Amazing. That was all Pure Astral Energy at its finest! No prep time. No constraints. No struggle. Pure execution."
"Tsk-aawwww..! Quinten! I am just running out of counters with you!"
"Haha! Call me fascinated! Call me anything! I still encounter Magic I have no explanation for!"
"Krr-chrr-chrr... Nah. I could use a break though! I had fun! Let's call it a draw! There is only so much of you I can handle, pff-ahahaa!"
https://youtu.be/vjALqkBqH3c
"...Krr-chrr-chrrr! Wanna call a Dragon in here?"
"Hahahaa! I give, I give! Haha! I am joking, but your imagination must at least play some role in your... casting style as well! Regardless, you have your reasons!"
"Pff-ahahahaaa! OKAY! But there is no Magic more powerful then Hypnosis based.... HOMEWRECKIIIING!! AHAHAHAAAA! HAHAAAAHAA!!"
"Haaa..."
"Pff-ahahaaaa! Nice THRUST with the Ice Lance! Definitely taking a note of the length and thickness! Krr-chrr-chrr... ALMOST got a LOAD of that!"
"His Excellency is correct. Your mind is like a storm over the Judgment Fields, with little glimpses of Astral Plane serenity!"
"Since, pff-ahahaaa, I am not getting more of your Rock Pillars, I need to force something more amazing! Mmmmm-haaa! Magic Missile! Carpet bomb modifier is a GO! ATARASHI CHIKARA GAAAA!! PFFF-AHAHAHAAA-AHAAHAAAAA!! KYAAAA-HAHAHHAA-HAHAHAAAAA!!"
"!!!"
"Ahaaaa! Quinteeeen, YOU are what is INCREDIBLE heeeeere! Pff-hahhaaaaa..! BADASS!!"
"Ghuuu..! Well, well, somebody underestimated my assassin senses here! Hahahaha! I think you would say... maximum thrill! ...Amazing. That was all Pure Astral Energy at its finest! No prep time. No constraints. No struggle. Pure execution."
"Tsk-aawwww..! Quinten! I am just running out of counters with you!"
"Haha! Call me fascinated! Call me anything! I still encounter Magic I have no explanation for!"
"Krr-chrr-chrr... Nah. I could use a break though! I had fun! Let's call it a draw! There is only so much of you I can handle, pff-ahahaa!"
https://youtu.be/vjALqkBqH3c
