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Me: "The route was a good decision."
Buddy: "Both routes are fine."
Me: "But one is suboptimal."
Buddy: "Both are fine, really."
Buddy: "No. We will find that one pixel and prove that can never be the case!"
LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLuIVI3pNLI
Buddy: "Both routes are fine."
Me: "But one is suboptimal."
Buddy: "Both are fine, really."
Buddy: "No. We will find that one pixel and prove that can never be the case!"
LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLuIVI3pNLI
"Hmmm."
"Haaa... ...What is up? The Demon King says in Psychic Wave that it is dinner time?"
"Ordo Astra Selestina fights, surprisingly, defensively for a Combat Magician."
"Do I? Gee, maybe I do! Maybe it is because I have not seen much yet; from someone they call a Demon General. We Combat Magicians are kind of dimwits, you know. We lose interest in a duel when there is no real effort shown. Not even an intent to take it seriously. Haaa... If you want to get killed, better not by a perfectionist because it might never happen!"
"Is this what you call an ego talking?"
"Sarcasm. You used it before too."
"I see. A little disappointing because I will not be learning more of that. Soon enough, you either will not be able to explain it in detail, or there will be no one to listen to you anymore."
"...Frankly, Demon General Septimus has had a few too many chances for my liking already. Grrh... I would figure that a good opponent already understands that my skill in Defensive Magic is simply too low, and... tsk-kchh... it is annoyingly often that I need to disengage to catch my breath!"
"Be as it may, you are a human. In your case, you have a country to protect."
"Oh? And we should consider it granted that you Demons leave in case I win. Do you really expect me that I can take your word for it? Mmh?"
"Yes, you can."
"...Ghhh!? What is this..."
"That was the agreement, Ordo Astra Selestina."
"...O-Okay? You are SUCH A... Hrh..."
"I informed all of my Khalal-ak with a Psychid Wave beforehand, and it resonated back from all of them."
"...Tskch. Teenage girl leaves her village and Alyahan forests, only to come back as an adult to set it all ablaze with skills she learned. Hrhh... Hahahahaaa! Come on!!"
"Mmmhm..."
"Haaa... ...What is up? The Demon King says in Psychic Wave that it is dinner time?"
"Ordo Astra Selestina fights, surprisingly, defensively for a Combat Magician."
"Do I? Gee, maybe I do! Maybe it is because I have not seen much yet; from someone they call a Demon General. We Combat Magicians are kind of dimwits, you know. We lose interest in a duel when there is no real effort shown. Not even an intent to take it seriously. Haaa... If you want to get killed, better not by a perfectionist because it might never happen!"
"Is this what you call an ego talking?"
"Sarcasm. You used it before too."
"I see. A little disappointing because I will not be learning more of that. Soon enough, you either will not be able to explain it in detail, or there will be no one to listen to you anymore."
"...Frankly, Demon General Septimus has had a few too many chances for my liking already. Grrh... I would figure that a good opponent already understands that my skill in Defensive Magic is simply too low, and... tsk-kchh... it is annoyingly often that I need to disengage to catch my breath!"
"Be as it may, you are a human. In your case, you have a country to protect."
"Oh? And we should consider it granted that you Demons leave in case I win. Do you really expect me that I can take your word for it? Mmh?"
"Yes, you can."
"...Ghhh!? What is this..."
"That was the agreement, Ordo Astra Selestina."
"...O-Okay? You are SUCH A... Hrh..."
"I informed all of my Khalal-ak with a Psychid Wave beforehand, and it resonated back from all of them."
"...Tskch. Teenage girl leaves her village and Alyahan forests, only to come back as an adult to set it all ablaze with skills she learned. Hrhh... Hahahahaaa! Come on!!"
"Mmmhm..."
"...Gaaah..! Imagine! Seriously, I should have rolled over to the other side of my bed this morning for an hour longer. Half a day ago, I had no idea I would end up in this... fight. ...But... it somehow feels all at peace. I guess I am just THAT stressed out! Dammit!! It cannot be helped!"
"Winning or losing are consequences of a good fight. If we thought the way you do, but were still us Demons, we would surely consider either outcome to be a dull void that comes afterwards."
"...I see."
"You are getting tired, Ordo Astra Selestina. I never tire. You do not have much time left. Humans are prone to errors in their judgment, and significant drops in performance when they are tired. At the same time, however, Knights also showed sudden bursts in last resort attacks at that stage. What you would call fa... fac... Mmh."
"Fascinating. ...Is that so? Then why do you take breaks in combat, Demon General? Pch!"
"...What if I simply do not wish this to be so one-sided? Would you like a glass of water too? Then again, you have your Magic for that. Ten minutes? Bathroom?"
"Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-HO-HO!! Aaaah... SOMEONE learned how to TALK!"
"Tor veshan der tala… hm. Selura na weka."
"Hrrgh... Fahra ne koren. Ta der bolir, noha?"
"Noha. Der bolir salak ne to. Veshan... eta, erghan."
"Heh. Kahlal-dem, ormu felhaza der naakti. Kon-let ashra ABZUL!!"
https://youtu.be/hLotRkiihB4
"Winning or losing are consequences of a good fight. If we thought the way you do, but were still us Demons, we would surely consider either outcome to be a dull void that comes afterwards."
"...I see."
"You are getting tired, Ordo Astra Selestina. I never tire. You do not have much time left. Humans are prone to errors in their judgment, and significant drops in performance when they are tired. At the same time, however, Knights also showed sudden bursts in last resort attacks at that stage. What you would call fa... fac... Mmh."
"Fascinating. ...Is that so? Then why do you take breaks in combat, Demon General? Pch!"
"...What if I simply do not wish this to be so one-sided? Would you like a glass of water too? Then again, you have your Magic for that. Ten minutes? Bathroom?"
"Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-HO-HO!! Aaaah... SOMEONE learned how to TALK!"
"Tor veshan der tala… hm. Selura na weka."
"Hrrgh... Fahra ne koren. Ta der bolir, noha?"
"Noha. Der bolir salak ne to. Veshan... eta, erghan."
"Heh. Kahlal-dem, ormu felhaza der naakti. Kon-let ashra ABZUL!!"
https://youtu.be/hLotRkiihB4
You can let her prepare tea. Once :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmdB6Cr2Dyo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmdB6Cr2Dyo
"Have I ever told you about the time when I had to survive deep inside a monster infested cave, dressed as a Golmoran Bunny Girl, while a group of people was observing from a safe distance? Krr-chrr-chrr..."
"...What? Why? Why now? Why ever? What even? Goodbye."
"Pff-ahahahaa!! Wait, wait, I was also ALMOST railed by a DRAGON once, but that could be for another time! Ahahahaaa!"
"Yeah, right, in your dreams, perhaps, but... Are you sure you should be telling ME this?"
"Tsk-aww..! As an expert in plowing and seeding... krr-chrr-pff-ahahaaa, you might be interested! Fan club SCOOP! In terms of GP, it did beat hand-holding and making vacuum faces with Golmoran sticks! ...Pfff-ahahahaaa-haaa!"
"Goddess!! I want a life choice refund!"
"Pfffff-hahahahaa-HAHAHAAAA!! I am SURE sheeeee would agreeeee with youuuu! Ahaha-haaaaaa!! BADASS!"
"Mark my words! I KNOW I am going to die first, so I am telling her to lock the Astral Plane so that YOU can NEVER interfere with its... SERENE magnificence!"
"...Krrrr-chrrr-AHHAAAAAA!! OKAY! ...Now! That was not all! It was called: Paizuri-sama in Love Cave EX!! Pff-ahahaaaa! ...I think I also went by the name of Asagi back then!"
"Hrrrh... Dammit."
"Armed only with her Magic and pheromones, one session lasted for nice sixty nine minutes! Krr-chrr-chrrr!"
"...I take it back. You would not survive a month in Zehibiria."
"Pff-ahahahaaaa-hahaaa! Weeell, guess WHAT!? Paizuri-sama did not last long! Turns out that... if people do see the hole of their choice violated by... whatever was in the caves, they just drop off eventuallyyyy..! AHAHAHAHAAAAAA!! Pfff-ahahaaaaaHAHAAAAA!! Aaaha..."
"Goddess... But seriously! With your level of magical skill, massive level, you survived all that crap, WHAT A SURPRISE, but... a RANDOM NECROMANCER almost did you in!?"
"...What? Why? Why now? Why ever? What even? Goodbye."
"Pff-ahahahaa!! Wait, wait, I was also ALMOST railed by a DRAGON once, but that could be for another time! Ahahahaaa!"
"Yeah, right, in your dreams, perhaps, but... Are you sure you should be telling ME this?"
"Tsk-aww..! As an expert in plowing and seeding... krr-chrr-pff-ahahaaa, you might be interested! Fan club SCOOP! In terms of GP, it did beat hand-holding and making vacuum faces with Golmoran sticks! ...Pfff-ahahahaaa-haaa!"
"Goddess!! I want a life choice refund!"
"Pfffff-hahahahaa-HAHAHAAAA!! I am SURE sheeeee would agreeeee with youuuu! Ahaha-haaaaaa!! BADASS!"
"Mark my words! I KNOW I am going to die first, so I am telling her to lock the Astral Plane so that YOU can NEVER interfere with its... SERENE magnificence!"
"...Krrrr-chrrr-AHHAAAAAA!! OKAY! ...Now! That was not all! It was called: Paizuri-sama in Love Cave EX!! Pff-ahahaaaa! ...I think I also went by the name of Asagi back then!"
"Hrrrh... Dammit."
"Armed only with her Magic and pheromones, one session lasted for nice sixty nine minutes! Krr-chrr-chrrr!"
"...I take it back. You would not survive a month in Zehibiria."
"Pff-ahahahaaaa-hahaaa! Weeell, guess WHAT!? Paizuri-sama did not last long! Turns out that... if people do see the hole of their choice violated by... whatever was in the caves, they just drop off eventuallyyyy..! AHAHAHAHAAAAAA!! Pfff-ahahaaaaaHAHAAAAA!! Aaaha..."
"Goddess... But seriously! With your level of magical skill, massive level, you survived all that crap, WHAT A SURPRISE, but... a RANDOM NECROMANCER almost did you in!?"
"...Pffff-AHAHAHAHAAAAAA!! YOU BADASSS! That is what that case needed! Hey! Magical immunity IS magical immunity! Krr-chrr-chrrr..! Come here... you... nnnnhnnnn!! Just THINKING about how you crashed there through a window makes me ovulate here on the spot!! You have a day left to show me some... ZEHIBIRIAN sword moves!! Ahahahaaaaa-hahaaaa!"
"Ghhh..! H-Hey... cut it... out! Hahaaha! Dammit! ...One, two... ha! Haa!"
"Pff-ahahaaa! ...W-wait! Hrh..!"
"Alyahaaan giiirl... three, four! Ey ey! ...Ahahaa! Come on! Come on!"
"Pff-ahahaaa! I cannot keep up! You are good!"
"Hah! How else do you think we celebrate harvests? Slaying Cyclopes!? Naaaah! You need to know how to dance well!"
"Ahahahaaa! Can I speed up and float!?"
"Nope! Not enough fangirl points so I am banning that one!"
"Pfff-ahahahaaaa!"
"Haaa... Some of those years without love dungeons... whatever... had to be pretty dull, huh!"
"!!!"
"What? ...Kidding. Of course. Not that your sense of time and age ever aligned with anything! Goddess!"
"...Pfffff-AHAHAHAAAA! You Zehibirians can be dangerously sneaky! You almost got me or something! ...Ahaahhaaa!"
"It cannot be helped. You always need to have the last... laugh. Hrrh."
"...Pffffff-"
"Haaa..."
"Fffffff-ahahahaaaaaa!! AHAHAHAHAAAAAAA-HAHAHAA... haa... aha... AHAHAAAAA!!"
"Hahaha! Aaaah... What is worse, ahahaha, I even feel proud about that one! ...Is this how you feel all the time? That is insanity!"
"Ahaha-HAHAHAAAA! HAHAHAHAAAA!!"
"Hahaha... haaaa... Man. Dammit. I doubt even the power of His Holy Excellency Lord Ishmaiyel's Silence would be enough for you..."
"AHAHAHAHAAAAAA! YOU MIGHT BE JUUUUUST RIIIIIGHT!! BADASS! AHAHAHAAAAA! KYAAAA-HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA-HAHAHHAAAAAAAA!!"
https://youtu.be/DcpcoT9bRDs
"Ghhh..! H-Hey... cut it... out! Hahaaha! Dammit! ...One, two... ha! Haa!"
"Pff-ahahaaa! ...W-wait! Hrh..!"
"Alyahaaan giiirl... three, four! Ey ey! ...Ahahaa! Come on! Come on!"
"Pff-ahahaaa! I cannot keep up! You are good!"
"Hah! How else do you think we celebrate harvests? Slaying Cyclopes!? Naaaah! You need to know how to dance well!"
"Ahahahaaa! Can I speed up and float!?"
"Nope! Not enough fangirl points so I am banning that one!"
"Pfff-ahahahaaaa!"
"Haaa... Some of those years without love dungeons... whatever... had to be pretty dull, huh!"
"!!!"
"What? ...Kidding. Of course. Not that your sense of time and age ever aligned with anything! Goddess!"
"...Pfffff-AHAHAHAAAA! You Zehibirians can be dangerously sneaky! You almost got me or something! ...Ahaahhaaa!"
"It cannot be helped. You always need to have the last... laugh. Hrrh."
"...Pffffff-"
"Haaa..."
"Fffffff-ahahahaaaaaa!! AHAHAHAHAAAAAAA-HAHAHAA... haa... aha... AHAHAAAAA!!"
"Hahaha! Aaaah... What is worse, ahahaha, I even feel proud about that one! ...Is this how you feel all the time? That is insanity!"
"Ahaha-HAHAHAAAA! HAHAHAHAAAA!!"
"Hahaha... haaaa... Man. Dammit. I doubt even the power of His Holy Excellency Lord Ishmaiyel's Silence would be enough for you..."
"AHAHAHAHAAAAAA! YOU MIGHT BE JUUUUUST RIIIIIGHT!! BADASS! AHAHAHAAAAA! KYAAAA-HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA-HAHAHHAAAAAAAA!!"
https://youtu.be/DcpcoT9bRDs
Maxed out Convincing Argument stat :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6TYtJskNpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6TYtJskNpg
Estpolis Tactics. Use: Large movement range. High AGI. Two turns. Perfect to snatch treasures. Everything else sucks :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eCPn1kAEX0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eCPn1kAEX0
