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Buddy: "The three proved that there is such a thing as recurring guest party members."
Me: "No kidding. I really thought we ran into someone from before and I could not tell."
Buddy: "Exactly what you would recruit from the personally reliable selection of Mercenaries because you have been playing with such a party composition. Incredible."
LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5_TiQy1zFI
Me: "No kidding. I really thought we ran into someone from before and I could not tell."
Buddy: "Exactly what you would recruit from the personally reliable selection of Mercenaries because you have been playing with such a party composition. Incredible."
LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5_TiQy1zFI
"Byaaaaa-ga-gaaaaaaraaaah!! Byaaaa-byaaaaa-BYAAAA-RAAAAHAAAAAA!! Hryuuu... Byaaaaraaa... BYAAAA-GRYYYYUUAAAAA!! HAAAAAA-SHHHHCHRAAAA-KAAAAKAAAAAA!!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7M54DCZjWk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7M54DCZjWk
"Uuuwaaaaaaa!! ...Fresh Sun! If I was a vampire, then I would certainly disintegrate right about... NOW! Speaking of vampires... HORNED TARTAR ARTERIES just entered a VERY BELIEVABLE FORTY PERCENT OFF deal!! ...It is not the real human stuff, but it is LEGAL!
Anyways! Heeeeeelloooo..! LOVE POTIONS are BACK in stock! That is me! Worked HARD to make them! Three days straight, in a dark room, all alone, sooooo... YOU do not have toooo! ...For the well known price of one hundred aaaand twenty gold! That is me! CLASSIC, unchanged, never changing, prices!! Buy TWO, and get an EXTRA Stamina Potion! ...That is right! Nothing cheaper than something FREE! Buy THREE, and together with an EXTRA Stamina Potion you also get EXTRA Sound Dampening Dust!
...The front door is... blocked at the moment by bloodthirsty plant DIMWITS, but fear not! The window is open! That is me! Alternative ways for YOUR convenience! If possible, bring your Levitation or Softening Magic!!"
https://youtu.be/ngXbpx-YHcA
Anyways! Heeeeeelloooo..! LOVE POTIONS are BACK in stock! That is me! Worked HARD to make them! Three days straight, in a dark room, all alone, sooooo... YOU do not have toooo! ...For the well known price of one hundred aaaand twenty gold! That is me! CLASSIC, unchanged, never changing, prices!! Buy TWO, and get an EXTRA Stamina Potion! ...That is right! Nothing cheaper than something FREE! Buy THREE, and together with an EXTRA Stamina Potion you also get EXTRA Sound Dampening Dust!
...The front door is... blocked at the moment by bloodthirsty plant DIMWITS, but fear not! The window is open! That is me! Alternative ways for YOUR convenience! If possible, bring your Levitation or Softening Magic!!"
https://youtu.be/ngXbpx-YHcA
Should have never stol- borrowed the Boredom Orb 99.5 years ago :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0xpJoMxqkI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0xpJoMxqkI
"If there is one thing you kinda do not want, then that is to be on Cereal Duty. ...I am serious."
"...Okay? You go and get cereals? ...Oh... Oooooh! I suppose not just ANY cereals, but THE cereals!"
"THE CEREALS!"
"THE CEREALS! ALYAHAN CEREALS!"
"YES!"
"Ghheh! I think I know where this one is going!"
"...Hardly! I recall Quint had the idea to enchant a Magic Stone in such a way, that if you placed it above the door, it would light up in three ways-"
"...Mhm. Already had her cereals. Not yet. Did not have cereals today."
"...Why you... Hahahahahaa! That is that, yes! ...Still... HARDLY!"
"Oh boy... Milk!"
"J-Just let me DO THE TALKING, dimwit! ...Milk, yep. Landturtle milk. Of course."
"I recall your Dear Brother likes that too! Gheh. You just go, and buy a box!"
"Sh-shush! That is the problem! You cannot just get Landturtle milk SHE wants like that!"
"...Maaaan... I get it. I actually had that job once. Before I ran away with the cash box! Hee-hee-heee!"
"DIMWIT! I do HOPE every place you ever worked at CLOSED DOWN! PERMANENTLY!"
"...Gahahaa!"
"Did you do it too? Tsk."
"Nah! I had a way around the problem! I just uh... eh-heh... could not get up from bed."
"Of course. ...Hm. Whateeeever. I am sure Kyahaha did not mind though! Gheh."
"Absolutely not! That had its advantages, but it was mostly Quint who willingly took the hit for everyone."
"Sister, you had a freaking Zehibirian around! Or... Mya?"
"Zehibirian WITH Explosive Magic! EXPLOSIVE! MAGIC! ZEHIBIRIAN! ...I would say everyone silently agreed to never push that option, but I do think she said they never had Landturtles at their farm. ...And Mya... WELL. WELL."
"Ghehehaha!"
"Guys, if I may."
"Hey! Sure!"
"The Landturtle milk quality required in this scenario needs to be extracted while two Landturtles are mating. That is a fairly important element."
"...You sure never know when to actually speak up, Bro."
"Mm-hm-hm. Fair enough."
"...Okay? You go and get cereals? ...Oh... Oooooh! I suppose not just ANY cereals, but THE cereals!"
"THE CEREALS!"
"THE CEREALS! ALYAHAN CEREALS!"
"YES!"
"Ghheh! I think I know where this one is going!"
"...Hardly! I recall Quint had the idea to enchant a Magic Stone in such a way, that if you placed it above the door, it would light up in three ways-"
"...Mhm. Already had her cereals. Not yet. Did not have cereals today."
"...Why you... Hahahahahaa! That is that, yes! ...Still... HARDLY!"
"Oh boy... Milk!"
"J-Just let me DO THE TALKING, dimwit! ...Milk, yep. Landturtle milk. Of course."
"I recall your Dear Brother likes that too! Gheh. You just go, and buy a box!"
"Sh-shush! That is the problem! You cannot just get Landturtle milk SHE wants like that!"
"...Maaaan... I get it. I actually had that job once. Before I ran away with the cash box! Hee-hee-heee!"
"DIMWIT! I do HOPE every place you ever worked at CLOSED DOWN! PERMANENTLY!"
"...Gahahaa!"
"Did you do it too? Tsk."
"Nah! I had a way around the problem! I just uh... eh-heh... could not get up from bed."
"Of course. ...Hm. Whateeeever. I am sure Kyahaha did not mind though! Gheh."
"Absolutely not! That had its advantages, but it was mostly Quint who willingly took the hit for everyone."
"Sister, you had a freaking Zehibirian around! Or... Mya?"
"Zehibirian WITH Explosive Magic! EXPLOSIVE! MAGIC! ZEHIBIRIAN! ...I would say everyone silently agreed to never push that option, but I do think she said they never had Landturtles at their farm. ...And Mya... WELL. WELL."
"Ghehehaha!"
"Guys, if I may."
"Hey! Sure!"
"The Landturtle milk quality required in this scenario needs to be extracted while two Landturtles are mating. That is a fairly important element."
"...You sure never know when to actually speak up, Bro."
"Mm-hm-hm. Fair enough."
"Do not listen to him! Y-Yes, that is the entire point here. Hahahaaa! I mean, there are people for that, but uh... there hardly is anyone in the Crystal Tower, and I am sure the rest is the matter of gold, and the Order is kinda... uh... well. On the lower-ish side-ish of gold."
"So you just go... wherever Landturtles are kept in Crystana, and ask someone. Right. But that means hearing and seeing the process. Gahahaaa! ...The job I used to have. Mmmhm. ...Early in the morning when Landturtles are in the mood! EARLY in the morning! ...Sister, you are truly my amazing girl!"
"Graaaaah!!"
"Ya know, you really know how to mention things only under whatever light that makes you seem better or clever!"
"DIMWIT! I sooo hope that you were RAILED HARD by one of the Landturtles yourself!! IN YOUR ASS!"
"...Sis- Gahahahaaaa!! Hahaaaaahahaa!"
"Mmm-hm-hm-hm-hm. Guys."
"...Aaaaah... Even HE found that funny! Haaa..."
"SHUT UUUP!"
"Ey-ey-ey! Easy there! ...Sister, you know to WHOM you are saying all these stories and stuff, right?"
"!!!"
"Eeee-yup! That is some hefty BLACKMAIL material all in all!"
"...YOU DIMWIT!! GRAAAAAAAH!!"
"Gheh! ...So! Wanna play Landturtles!? Milking!?"
"GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!"
https://youtu.be/amcaOunDyeo
"So you just go... wherever Landturtles are kept in Crystana, and ask someone. Right. But that means hearing and seeing the process. Gahahaaa! ...The job I used to have. Mmmhm. ...Early in the morning when Landturtles are in the mood! EARLY in the morning! ...Sister, you are truly my amazing girl!"
"Graaaaah!!"
"Ya know, you really know how to mention things only under whatever light that makes you seem better or clever!"
"DIMWIT! I sooo hope that you were RAILED HARD by one of the Landturtles yourself!! IN YOUR ASS!"
"...Sis- Gahahahaaaa!! Hahaaaaahahaa!"
"Mmm-hm-hm-hm-hm. Guys."
"...Aaaaah... Even HE found that funny! Haaa..."
"SHUT UUUP!"
"Ey-ey-ey! Easy there! ...Sister, you know to WHOM you are saying all these stories and stuff, right?"
"!!!"
"Eeee-yup! That is some hefty BLACKMAIL material all in all!"
"...YOU DIMWIT!! GRAAAAAAAH!!"
"Gheh! ...So! Wanna play Landturtles!? Milking!?"
"GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!"
https://youtu.be/amcaOunDyeo
Also five seconds before an attempted baby murder :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acDgcJv7b4Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acDgcJv7b4Q
"Oh! THIS one happened... on a Moorsday, I think."
"Maaan... That must have been extra terrible for you. Gheh. I want to instead know how you were even awake!"
"Dimwit! Sh-Shut up! ...Anyways... I was walking down a corridor, kind of still... uh... sleepy, BUT... then I heard a shattering world ending scream from the snacks room-"
"Where else, I mean."
"SHUSH! Hhh... Okay. Unmistakably Mya's scream at the end of the world, but then... with her the world ends every week or so. Maybe more. I did not give it much thought... like I thought she just saw big insects or something, I was uh... just passing by though so I decided to peek inside."
"She burned her finger."
"Oh no, that would be Lady Selestina. ANYWAYS. Mya was standing there, muttering: Pudding monster. Cream monster. Pudding monster. Cream monster! Shaking, and pointing at... well... a pile of pudding shaped like a girl. Just... standing there."
"Whoa! Tits and everything?"
"...Tits and EVERYTHING! Graaah! ...ANYWAAAYS-"
"Sister, I really need a ticket there! Guhuhu-huuuu..!"
"...A-Absolutely never ever, ever never! It is not for DIMWITS!"
"...Mmm... yeeeah. It is for hard working people. The rest kind of, sort of, sort of kind of... leaves."
"SHUT UP!! LET ME FINISH! ...Grrrhh... Well, the pudding girl was holding a large chocolate heart too."
"Mmmh?"
"Yep! Of course, the next thing is that suddenly everyone was there. Most audibly Kyahaha who just called it freaking adorable, and proclaimed that it is for Quint. He shrugged. Said that in that case the pudding is either poisoned, or the heart explodes upon contact."
"...Fun guy."
"Right... Hahaha! Lady Selestina shouted: STAY BACK! I got this! ...And inspected the pudding girl if she was in any way Alyahan... I think that is the measure of safe or not safe... At THAT moment, the pudding girl, in a low tone, said: Happy Birthday, Ketrick! I figured you would love a dumb thing like this! Hhhmph..."
"Huh..."
"Maaan... That must have been extra terrible for you. Gheh. I want to instead know how you were even awake!"
"Dimwit! Sh-Shut up! ...Anyways... I was walking down a corridor, kind of still... uh... sleepy, BUT... then I heard a shattering world ending scream from the snacks room-"
"Where else, I mean."
"SHUSH! Hhh... Okay. Unmistakably Mya's scream at the end of the world, but then... with her the world ends every week or so. Maybe more. I did not give it much thought... like I thought she just saw big insects or something, I was uh... just passing by though so I decided to peek inside."
"She burned her finger."
"Oh no, that would be Lady Selestina. ANYWAYS. Mya was standing there, muttering: Pudding monster. Cream monster. Pudding monster. Cream monster! Shaking, and pointing at... well... a pile of pudding shaped like a girl. Just... standing there."
"Whoa! Tits and everything?"
"...Tits and EVERYTHING! Graaah! ...ANYWAAAYS-"
"Sister, I really need a ticket there! Guhuhu-huuuu..!"
"...A-Absolutely never ever, ever never! It is not for DIMWITS!"
"...Mmm... yeeeah. It is for hard working people. The rest kind of, sort of, sort of kind of... leaves."
"SHUT UP!! LET ME FINISH! ...Grrrhh... Well, the pudding girl was holding a large chocolate heart too."
"Mmmh?"
"Yep! Of course, the next thing is that suddenly everyone was there. Most audibly Kyahaha who just called it freaking adorable, and proclaimed that it is for Quint. He shrugged. Said that in that case the pudding is either poisoned, or the heart explodes upon contact."
"...Fun guy."
"Right... Hahaha! Lady Selestina shouted: STAY BACK! I got this! ...And inspected the pudding girl if she was in any way Alyahan... I think that is the measure of safe or not safe... At THAT moment, the pudding girl, in a low tone, said: Happy Birthday, Ketrick! I figured you would love a dumb thing like this! Hhhmph..."
"Huh..."
"Everyone was like... WHAAAAAT!? Her Excellency rubbed her temples like: Who is Ketrick? This must be an unfortunate mistake. Nice though. ...You know... SHE can be bafflingly coherent, because then Kyahaha dropped: The pudding girl is magically formed. It takes skill and... love. She was scheduled to appear here, but something prevented it. What is unfortunate here, is that it took this long since... who knows! CUTE! Then laughed. Of course. Everyone was wide-eyed!"
"Whoa! I guess something ended up triggering a spell effect that... somehow never completed since... huuh."
"I-I guess that is possible, y-yeah. Hhrhm... Well, since... His Excellency Lord Ketrick's time mostly likely, as our Zehibirian put it. I mean, there could have been other Ketricks, but we like to pick the person who was in some way significant. Really, who knows for sure."
"Whoever it was... it never worked out! Nyeeeh... Sucks! Sister, pick BETTER stories! Come on! COME... ON!"
"Dimwit, just STOP interrupting!" ...Now that I recall this, I realize that the loudmouth was just overall very quiet during this whole surprise until we agreed to dispel the pudding girl instead of uh... eating her. Shame- I MEAN, we put her to rest! ACTUALLY... It probably hit Kyahaha in the same DIMWITTED way as YOU!"
"...Gheh. ...We outlive ourselves in the minds and hearts of others. Our actions are what truly exists beyond death."
"Whaa..?"
"Whoa! I guess something ended up triggering a spell effect that... somehow never completed since... huuh."
"I-I guess that is possible, y-yeah. Hhrhm... Well, since... His Excellency Lord Ketrick's time mostly likely, as our Zehibirian put it. I mean, there could have been other Ketricks, but we like to pick the person who was in some way significant. Really, who knows for sure."
"Whoever it was... it never worked out! Nyeeeh... Sucks! Sister, pick BETTER stories! Come on! COME... ON!"
"Dimwit, just STOP interrupting!" ...Now that I recall this, I realize that the loudmouth was just overall very quiet during this whole surprise until we agreed to dispel the pudding girl instead of uh... eating her. Shame- I MEAN, we put her to rest! ACTUALLY... It probably hit Kyahaha in the same DIMWITTED way as YOU!"
"...Gheh. ...We outlive ourselves in the minds and hearts of others. Our actions are what truly exists beyond death."
"Whaa..?"
"Sisteeeer! Have you read ANYTHING when you had the access to EVERYTHING? Geeeez! It is from a book Beyond Believes where a Necromancer realizes this with his dying words when he snaps out of years of madness!"
"D-DIMWIT!"
"Mm-hm-hm-hm."
"Bro! You are awake! Did you catch anything? Actually... DID you know this Ketrick dude!?"
"I am sorry. I did not intend to listen in. And no, I did not. If I was alive during his time, then he either was not an Excellency yet, or... I was already dead. However, I can tell that such Necromancers existed and... said that once."
""...""
https://youtu.be/o-xRxXYpavU
"D-DIMWIT!"
"Mm-hm-hm-hm."
"Bro! You are awake! Did you catch anything? Actually... DID you know this Ketrick dude!?"
"I am sorry. I did not intend to listen in. And no, I did not. If I was alive during his time, then he either was not an Excellency yet, or... I was already dead. However, I can tell that such Necromancers existed and... said that once."
""...""
https://youtu.be/o-xRxXYpavU
