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Buddy: "I do not recall a single ice attack that would also cause sleep or blindness other than the usual freezing and slowness."
Me: "You would make the ice element too powerful. Sorry."
Buddy: "Yeah, the ice element simply knows its place that it sort of sucks."
Buddy: "Snowball at you!"
Me: "How dare you! You need to counter-attack!"
Buddy: "Nah. He did not spend five minutes talking why the snowball's properties make for such an underrated clever attack. Shows how much ice sucks."
LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8W4fgefZksI
Me: "You would make the ice element too powerful. Sorry."
Buddy: "Yeah, the ice element simply knows its place that it sort of sucks."
Buddy: "Snowball at you!"
Me: "How dare you! You need to counter-attack!"
Buddy: "Nah. He did not spend five minutes talking why the snowball's properties make for such an underrated clever attack. Shows how much ice sucks."
LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8W4fgefZksI
"...What in the name of the Goddess happened here..? ...Lady. Lady, wake up. Hrrh... We are past closing time. Another one that is... Come on. Get up, and get out."
"...Glluuugh..."
"This is ridiculous. I am busy for a single day, more than usual, and the next thing is... ALMOST... getting a shock that this piece of work is actually a dead body. ...Would have been easier to deal with now that I think about it."
"Yes, I agree, Sir! Slight paperwork, but potentially less than when some dimwits cause damage!"
"...Ghhh... And where were YOU until now? Hm? Dammit, I do not pay people for being here when they should not, and not being here when they should be!"
"...Uuuh... I-I was just uh... not here."
"..."
"Sir! I mean, hahaha... I was counting all the extras and tips and such! Promise! Legally counting them! As in: They were legally obtained and then counted!"
"...Whatever. What even happened?"
"It was... uh... She was kinda a total menace! She was making bets left and right, winning them too, then every patron had to buy her a drink!"
"...Right. The next thing you tell me is that she was watering herself for TWO days straight on other people's lost bets!"
"B-But Sir! That is exactly what happened! Promise! ...She slammed the table like... THIS! ...Aghh.. Ouch! Like that! With: Well met, Gentlemen. Let's make a bet! ...You know... I mean, if someone shows how to control people through strength, then that is her, hahaa! ...Mhm."
"...Haaa... I believe it, fine. Well, anyways. You did well."
"Thank you, Sir!"
"...As you can see, she is a problem though. Look, I cannot touch her. That is why you deal with this."
"M-M-M-M-Meeee!? But but but, Sir! ...I-If I touch her, only pinch her, you might as well prepare disability compensation for two months due to my arm looking like a Tartar horn!"
"...Mrrghm... Nah. A Cleric would fix that right up. No compensations necessary."
"...I hate Magic."
"...Glluuugh..."
"This is ridiculous. I am busy for a single day, more than usual, and the next thing is... ALMOST... getting a shock that this piece of work is actually a dead body. ...Would have been easier to deal with now that I think about it."
"Yes, I agree, Sir! Slight paperwork, but potentially less than when some dimwits cause damage!"
"...Ghhh... And where were YOU until now? Hm? Dammit, I do not pay people for being here when they should not, and not being here when they should be!"
"...Uuuh... I-I was just uh... not here."
"..."
"Sir! I mean, hahaha... I was counting all the extras and tips and such! Promise! Legally counting them! As in: They were legally obtained and then counted!"
"...Whatever. What even happened?"
"It was... uh... She was kinda a total menace! She was making bets left and right, winning them too, then every patron had to buy her a drink!"
"...Right. The next thing you tell me is that she was watering herself for TWO days straight on other people's lost bets!"
"B-But Sir! That is exactly what happened! Promise! ...She slammed the table like... THIS! ...Aghh.. Ouch! Like that! With: Well met, Gentlemen. Let's make a bet! ...You know... I mean, if someone shows how to control people through strength, then that is her, hahaa! ...Mhm."
"...Haaa... I believe it, fine. Well, anyways. You did well."
"Thank you, Sir!"
"...As you can see, she is a problem though. Look, I cannot touch her. That is why you deal with this."
"M-M-M-M-Meeee!? But but but, Sir! ...I-If I touch her, only pinch her, you might as well prepare disability compensation for two months due to my arm looking like a Tartar horn!"
"...Mrrghm... Nah. A Cleric would fix that right up. No compensations necessary."
"...I hate Magic."
"Anyways. ...Is that sword hers? That is extremely good craftsmanship... butchered by a complete barbaric Troglodyte high on the dimwit scale."
"...Uh... I think so! She bragged about it anyway... Goddess! Do you think she stole it!?"
"Who knows. Who cares. I doubt it, but she certainly ruined it. I would guess there is barely anything similar in existence."
"Sir! Now that I THINK about it... There is something... FAMILIAR about this dimwit! From like... a while ago. Like... from a poster... What what what IF SHE IS W-W-W-WANTED!?"
"Calm down. Could be though. Haarh... I will throw her out, okay? Can you just clean this junk up?"
"A-Absolutely!! RIGHT AWAY, SIR!!"
"...Fine? ...Alright, you unsightly mess! Get up! Now! Pronto! Or I am throwing you out by force through the window or the door! What is closer."
"...Bluuugh..."
"Wow! She can drink while asleep! I wish I could work while asleep!"
"...COME ON! Hrrh... Ghhh... hraaah... Dammit... Hrhh."
"...Grrrrh... Whasha wha wut... maaaa... gooo... shtuuup... Hrrr!?"
"Hrrhm! ...You do not want to do that, Lady."
"...Gllu... Bwahaha! BwahahahahhaaaaHAHAAA!! Maaaan... You have GUTS! And YOU do not want- khhh!? Dammit... I need to... BARF..!"
"GET OUT!!"
"Ghh... Shiiiit... I gotta VOMIT so DAMN hard!! Piss too!! Uuuugh..!"
"OUT!! OUT!! NOW!!"
"Bwaha... Ghhhhiii... Damn damn damn! There was... a fountain... a fountain... Please, fountain, wait for me... Ghh... Guuuuuuuh..."
https://youtu.be/E3cvO6zHCrs
"...Uh... I think so! She bragged about it anyway... Goddess! Do you think she stole it!?"
"Who knows. Who cares. I doubt it, but she certainly ruined it. I would guess there is barely anything similar in existence."
"Sir! Now that I THINK about it... There is something... FAMILIAR about this dimwit! From like... a while ago. Like... from a poster... What what what IF SHE IS W-W-W-WANTED!?"
"Calm down. Could be though. Haarh... I will throw her out, okay? Can you just clean this junk up?"
"A-Absolutely!! RIGHT AWAY, SIR!!"
"...Fine? ...Alright, you unsightly mess! Get up! Now! Pronto! Or I am throwing you out by force through the window or the door! What is closer."
"...Bluuugh..."
"Wow! She can drink while asleep! I wish I could work while asleep!"
"...COME ON! Hrrh... Ghhh... hraaah... Dammit... Hrhh."
"...Grrrrh... Whasha wha wut... maaaa... gooo... shtuuup... Hrrr!?"
"Hrrhm! ...You do not want to do that, Lady."
"...Gllu... Bwahaha! BwahahahahhaaaaHAHAAA!! Maaaan... You have GUTS! And YOU do not want- khhh!? Dammit... I need to... BARF..!"
"GET OUT!!"
"Ghh... Shiiiit... I gotta VOMIT so DAMN hard!! Piss too!! Uuuugh..!"
"OUT!! OUT!! NOW!!"
"Bwaha... Ghhhhiii... Damn damn damn! There was... a fountain... a fountain... Please, fountain, wait for me... Ghh... Guuuuuuuh..."
https://youtu.be/E3cvO6zHCrs
"Pfff-ahahahaaaa! It is always AMAZING when we do this..! Ahahaaa!"
"HUUUUAAAAUUU-OOOURRH!!"
"...Dammit. I feel like I am losing Zehibirian credits by the day! I just wish this cliff road was not so damn narrow!"
"Oooh! No no no nooo! Not at ALL!! Pff-ahahaa! REAL Zehibirians know when to flee too! ...Wheeeeee!! Pff-ahahahaaa!"
"Goddess! And the treasure chest was so close too, right!?"
"Yeeeeeeppers!! ...There-there, we will get another one elsewhere!"
"Haaa..."
""It cannot be helped!""
"Krrr-chrr-chrrr... Hanging on TIGHT!"
"WUUUUAAAAOHH!!"
"...Dammit... Who would have thought a freaking Froznoff would just pop out of nowhere!? All the way here!! Quite impressive! You would... hrrr... sorry... You would expect them as far as the border between Snopolepole and Zehibira! MAYBE Upea! ...But here!? What in the..."
"HUUUUOAAWAAAA-MRUUUHUUU!!"
"I know! I know! How aboooout... Heatbeam Rayblast EX Ultima!?"
"...Ghhh..! No spells no matter WHAT, okay!? Until I give the order! ...THANKFULLY, I do not remember half of the names, and I refuse to say the other half!"
"Pff-ahahaaaa! OKAY! ...Speaking of large monsters... What is TRULY always AMAZING to me... krr-chrr-chrr-ahahaaa, is how good you can flee with that COLOSSAL monster of a BASILISK in your pants!! Pfff-ahahahaaaa-ahahaaa..!"
"G-Goddess..!"
"BADASS!! ...Krr-chrr-chrr, I am sure you have ALL of her protection! Ahahaaaa! Nuuu..."
"...S-Stop... th-that..!"
"Nhaaaa..! SOMETHING poked me!! Oooh!!"
"THAT WAS THE HANDLE!!"
"Pfff-aahahaaaaHAHAAAAA!! AHAHAAA! Hey! I can always float..!"
"Honey, floating is mobility, but it says nothing about speed... Haaa... It is ALWAYS AMAZING to me how you survived until I personally saved your ass!"
"...Pfff-ahahahaaaa! BADASS! Krr-chrrr-chrrr... You severely underestimate my signature ability to latch on the nearest guy for protections! Ahahaha-hahaaa!"
"Hahahahaaa! Haaa... I... dammit... Hahahaha-hahaa! Gghh..."
"Pffff-AHAHAHAAAA!! YEP YEP!"
"WUUOOHAAAA! GUUHUHUUAAAA!"
"HUUUUAAAAUUU-OOOURRH!!"
"...Dammit. I feel like I am losing Zehibirian credits by the day! I just wish this cliff road was not so damn narrow!"
"Oooh! No no no nooo! Not at ALL!! Pff-ahahaa! REAL Zehibirians know when to flee too! ...Wheeeeee!! Pff-ahahahaaa!"
"Goddess! And the treasure chest was so close too, right!?"
"Yeeeeeeppers!! ...There-there, we will get another one elsewhere!"
"Haaa..."
""It cannot be helped!""
"Krrr-chrr-chrrr... Hanging on TIGHT!"
"WUUUUAAAAOHH!!"
"...Dammit... Who would have thought a freaking Froznoff would just pop out of nowhere!? All the way here!! Quite impressive! You would... hrrr... sorry... You would expect them as far as the border between Snopolepole and Zehibira! MAYBE Upea! ...But here!? What in the..."
"HUUUUOAAWAAAA-MRUUUHUUU!!"
"I know! I know! How aboooout... Heatbeam Rayblast EX Ultima!?"
"...Ghhh..! No spells no matter WHAT, okay!? Until I give the order! ...THANKFULLY, I do not remember half of the names, and I refuse to say the other half!"
"Pff-ahahaaaa! OKAY! ...Speaking of large monsters... What is TRULY always AMAZING to me... krr-chrr-chrr-ahahaaa, is how good you can flee with that COLOSSAL monster of a BASILISK in your pants!! Pfff-ahahahaaaa-ahahaaa..!"
"G-Goddess..!"
"BADASS!! ...Krr-chrr-chrr, I am sure you have ALL of her protection! Ahahaaaa! Nuuu..."
"...S-Stop... th-that..!"
"Nhaaaa..! SOMETHING poked me!! Oooh!!"
"THAT WAS THE HANDLE!!"
"Pfff-aahahaaaaHAHAAAAA!! AHAHAAA! Hey! I can always float..!"
"Honey, floating is mobility, but it says nothing about speed... Haaa... It is ALWAYS AMAZING to me how you survived until I personally saved your ass!"
"...Pfff-ahahahaaaa! BADASS! Krr-chrrr-chrrr... You severely underestimate my signature ability to latch on the nearest guy for protections! Ahahaha-hahaaa!"
"Hahahahaaa! Haaa... I... dammit... Hahahaha-hahaa! Gghh..."
"Pffff-AHAHAHAAAA!! YEP YEP!"
"WUUOOHAAAA! GUUHUHUUAAAA!"
"...Whoa! Easy there big fella! ...Dammit, if it continues to send more shock waves, then the road is just going to collapse under me! ...You really cannot forget that monsters do not care about their own safety a lot of times! If it happens, then just IMMEDIATELY float, and I... will figure something out in the time between I start falling and hitting the ground with a splat!"
"...Pfff-ahahhaaaaa!! Sasuga! ...Ohhh! There! There there there! LOOK!"
"Hmm... Ah! Maybe I can... Hm."
"Let's gooo!!"
"Lady Magician-"
"Tsk-aaaww..!"
"Do you think I should make that jump?"
"Pff-ahahaaaa! YES! Jumps are BADASS!! Whoooo-hooo!!"
"I mean it! It is your decision!"
"DOOO IIIIT!! SUPER BADASS JUMPS!"
"...Heh. Only under one condition!"
"Pfff-ahahaaaaa! OKAY!"
"HUUUUUUAAGHHH!!"
"After I leap forward, AS SOOON AS I am above.. mmh... that tree, you fire off... uh... Beamboom M2 Compact... right under the Froznoff to make it plummet down with the entire cliff side! I am not risking the monster jumping too!"
"...Pfffffff-"
"YOU READY!?"
"AHAHAHAAAAAAA!! YES! ABSOLUTE BADASSERY!! ...On your mark!"
"Cool! Heh."
"PFFFFF-AHAHAAAAAA! DOOOO IIIT!! AHAHAHAAAAA!! GANBATTEEEEE YOOOOO!! HEEEEEEERRROOOOO..! KYAAAA-AHAHAHAHAAAA-HAHAHAHAAAA!!"
https://youtu.be/VwbPXldPqQU
"...Pfff-ahahhaaaaa!! Sasuga! ...Ohhh! There! There there there! LOOK!"
"Hmm... Ah! Maybe I can... Hm."
"Let's gooo!!"
"Lady Magician-"
"Tsk-aaaww..!"
"Do you think I should make that jump?"
"Pff-ahahaaaa! YES! Jumps are BADASS!! Whoooo-hooo!!"
"I mean it! It is your decision!"
"DOOO IIIIT!! SUPER BADASS JUMPS!"
"...Heh. Only under one condition!"
"Pfff-ahahaaaaa! OKAY!"
"HUUUUUUAAGHHH!!"
"After I leap forward, AS SOOON AS I am above.. mmh... that tree, you fire off... uh... Beamboom M2 Compact... right under the Froznoff to make it plummet down with the entire cliff side! I am not risking the monster jumping too!"
"...Pfffffff-"
"YOU READY!?"
"AHAHAHAAAAAAA!! YES! ABSOLUTE BADASSERY!! ...On your mark!"
"Cool! Heh."
"PFFFFF-AHAHAAAAAA! DOOOO IIIT!! AHAHAHAAAAA!! GANBATTEEEEE YOOOOO!! HEEEEEEERRROOOOO..! KYAAAA-AHAHAHAHAAAA-HAHAHAHAAAA!!"
https://youtu.be/VwbPXldPqQU
Ever so slightly more INT on hard bargaining :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E-AD-OUxKg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E-AD-OUxKg
"And as Demons would say: Torashima der falen, sabbuh na yure."
https://youtu.be/PfqJ-8_FsCw
https://youtu.be/PfqJ-8_FsCw
"Ahaa! You are awake! ...Hrrh, sorry, Miss Demon, but this room has to do for now. It uh... It is usually just me and the mess. Pardon all the vials and flasks and company. ...Hah, I do not have a drinking problem, oh no, it is just potion making. Still, some WOULD equate the two! Ahahaa!"
"..."
"...Please do not tell me you were sitting like this the whole night. I found you unconscious by the road. Well, on the flip side, that is how some stories begin."
"..."
"Anyways... Your robes were in a terrible state. Did you... fight anything... or anyone? Regardless... mmhm... those are from my neighbor. I... did not see a point in making it an issue. BUT! Nobody minds so... do not worry about going out or such if you want."
"..."
"...You Demons are truly built different. Not a sign of any injury! Uh... had to check. Haha! There are some spots that... mmm... look like petrification to me. ...No problem! No problem! Seems to spread slowly! I KNOW we can get that cured! I just need to find out how, and get the right ingredients. No problem, okay?"
"..."
"...Sheesh! I am such a dimwit!! Well, I apologize, but... you will not hear a single peep in your language from me. Hahaha! And... I guess you do not understand either... Or you are not telling."
"..."
"Ah! What you see there on the horizon is Mount Katerna! It is the highest peak of the Ronna Range after some nutcase with Magic blew up a chunk from what was the highest mountain... around three centuries ago! Ahahaa! Monster Hunters say that the mountain is more than a decent spot to hunt Ice Giants for Frostaches. Ice arrows are one use! ...Nemora lies past it. ...Mmh, there are Demons there so perhaps you should head that way after we solve your petrification problem."
"..."
"...Haaaa... The forests over there are teeming with Woodwyrms though. Not to mention a freaking Basilisk problem! It used to be... better at one point. What can you do."
"..."
"..."
"...Please do not tell me you were sitting like this the whole night. I found you unconscious by the road. Well, on the flip side, that is how some stories begin."
"..."
"Anyways... Your robes were in a terrible state. Did you... fight anything... or anyone? Regardless... mmhm... those are from my neighbor. I... did not see a point in making it an issue. BUT! Nobody minds so... do not worry about going out or such if you want."
"..."
"...You Demons are truly built different. Not a sign of any injury! Uh... had to check. Haha! There are some spots that... mmm... look like petrification to me. ...No problem! No problem! Seems to spread slowly! I KNOW we can get that cured! I just need to find out how, and get the right ingredients. No problem, okay?"
"..."
"...Sheesh! I am such a dimwit!! Well, I apologize, but... you will not hear a single peep in your language from me. Hahaha! And... I guess you do not understand either... Or you are not telling."
"..."
"Ah! What you see there on the horizon is Mount Katerna! It is the highest peak of the Ronna Range after some nutcase with Magic blew up a chunk from what was the highest mountain... around three centuries ago! Ahahaa! Monster Hunters say that the mountain is more than a decent spot to hunt Ice Giants for Frostaches. Ice arrows are one use! ...Nemora lies past it. ...Mmh, there are Demons there so perhaps you should head that way after we solve your petrification problem."
"..."
"...Haaaa... The forests over there are teeming with Woodwyrms though. Not to mention a freaking Basilisk problem! It used to be... better at one point. What can you do."
"..."
"Ironically, what you see obscured over... there... is our statue of His Holy Excellency Lord Ishmaiyel. He was very powerful and... an amazing man. He uncovered He- The First Heretic's... well, Heresy. The First Heretic was from Nemora. Unfortunately... uh... even His Holy Excellency perished to Demons at some point... In the end, statues are all well and nice, but our actions... utterly pale in comparison."
"...Ish... ma... lel. Mmh."
"Lord Ishmaiyel, yup! Miss Demon now knows more of our language than we over here do of yours! Ahahahaaa!"
"Ish..."
"...Listen, I need to make a quick trip to Amento over that hill, and be back by sunset. They ought to have the right books on potions I have never had the reason to try out, and the necessary ingredients, so I can get started immediately! ...As I said, if you need something, try to bother my neighbor first! She is alright!"
"Tk-tk. Tk-tk. Tk-tk."
"...Hm? Oh! The clock? I can take it away. Hrrh... sure!"
"Tk-tk. Tk-tk. Tk-tk."
"...Here..? ...Mh! Our heartbeat perhaps? Whoa! You Demons can sense that? Ahahaa! We... cannot live without a heart, you know? Impossible. Very briefly, maybe, even with very powerful Magic. I-I am a little nervous, but do not worry about it. That is what you sense... This situation is just... uh... interesting to us considering the usual Demon encounters."
"..."
"Oh oh oh! And and and! You have not touched any of the food, medicine, herbs, nothing! ...I suppose you do not need to. Sadly, we have no clue what Demons uh... eat? If you can somehow explain it, PLEASE do to my neighbor, and we will see what can be done! Really!"
"..."
"...Haaa... I guess confusion is universal. ...I will see you in a few hours, okay? Bye!"
"... ...Want. Be. Useful. Helpful. ...Pure Lifeforce. Yes. Kasha-gadra der halam."
https://youtu.be/dv95sMMEZnM
"...Ish... ma... lel. Mmh."
"Lord Ishmaiyel, yup! Miss Demon now knows more of our language than we over here do of yours! Ahahahaaa!"
"Ish..."
"...Listen, I need to make a quick trip to Amento over that hill, and be back by sunset. They ought to have the right books on potions I have never had the reason to try out, and the necessary ingredients, so I can get started immediately! ...As I said, if you need something, try to bother my neighbor first! She is alright!"
"Tk-tk. Tk-tk. Tk-tk."
"...Hm? Oh! The clock? I can take it away. Hrrh... sure!"
"Tk-tk. Tk-tk. Tk-tk."
"...Here..? ...Mh! Our heartbeat perhaps? Whoa! You Demons can sense that? Ahahaa! We... cannot live without a heart, you know? Impossible. Very briefly, maybe, even with very powerful Magic. I-I am a little nervous, but do not worry about it. That is what you sense... This situation is just... uh... interesting to us considering the usual Demon encounters."
"..."
"Oh oh oh! And and and! You have not touched any of the food, medicine, herbs, nothing! ...I suppose you do not need to. Sadly, we have no clue what Demons uh... eat? If you can somehow explain it, PLEASE do to my neighbor, and we will see what can be done! Really!"
"..."
"...Haaa... I guess confusion is universal. ...I will see you in a few hours, okay? Bye!"
"... ...Want. Be. Useful. Helpful. ...Pure Lifeforce. Yes. Kasha-gadra der halam."
https://youtu.be/dv95sMMEZnM
Can be still dropped by accident :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_z86KoFgI4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_z86KoFgI4
The ones ACTUALLY worth a lot more :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTCJiAfLzI4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTCJiAfLzI4
