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Buddy: "Thousand and one ways you in particular can get your foot stuck in the snow."
Buddy: "Hey. Cooldown timer for a failed high level chocolate transmute. Reputation reduced. You are not getting any now."
LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbbUv1hz6mE
Buddy: "Hey. Cooldown timer for a failed high level chocolate transmute. Reputation reduced. You are not getting any now."
LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbbUv1hz6mE
"Your Excellency, well, speaking honestly, since that is your preference, and I am mentioning this to make it clear that we are going by your rules, that said, I would not have it any other way, naturally, and, removing any human factor from this, something that we can agree is simple for me, most of the time, for better or worse, frankly speaking, and for simplicity's sake putting it in Merchant Guild terms: They would write it very near the top of a list of the most embarrassing trades ever performed. No one would trade with you ever again. However, there is a degree of qualitative perception. Between shouting and screaming and yelling, and a silent deeply resentful gaze. Quantitively, conflicts remain stable."
"... ...SELESHKA NA VIRI! KRENNA MORU DERNA TOR SKRAVA DRIK! TALAH DER MUSHINAI, KORE NA-MENDARA SABBUH!?"
https://youtu.be/-uFMljAUUVk
"... ...SELESHKA NA VIRI! KRENNA MORU DERNA TOR SKRAVA DRIK! TALAH DER MUSHINAI, KORE NA-MENDARA SABBUH!?"
https://youtu.be/-uFMljAUUVk
Even Happier Hour at 01:20 :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fooSbF3HG1Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fooSbF3HG1Q
"Um..."
"Zyuu..?"
"H-Here are the Red Jellies. G-Good luck. Um... Please go and... um... I do not know what I should be doing!"
"Zuuyu?"
"O-Oh! Mr. Ethercat, go and bite them. Ehehehe... Just not too a-aggressively, okay? I mean... uuu... Please defeat them in combat by... biting them. Ahaaaa... Th-They are JUST Jellies, is that right, Mr. Ethercat..?"
"...Zyaauu. Zyaaaauu!"
"...Eeeek!! Th-th-there is a Blue Jelly among them as well! M-Maybe we should really just- ...No. We cannot now. Mr. Ethercat, i-innocent lives depend on the f-ferocity of your next bite!"
"Zyauau?"
"D-Do not think about me... too much. If I die here, then I-I am sure it will be worth the sacrifice for people to be able to pass undisturbed again!"
"...Zyauau..."
"I know that Jellies look cute. They do! They are um... squishy and soooo soft! Ehehehe! ...I used to own one, you know? When I was but a little girl, I caught one outside by a river. I brought it back, and... Goddess! I was such a dimwit!"
"Zaauyau..?"
"I-I liked the Red Jelly so much! I named it Goodian. It loved to slither inside my pillow, and stay there. I thought it would double as a good hiding spot too! Warm squishy pillow! I was... scared the family would simply k-k-kill it. Ehehehe..."
"Zuuya..."
"You know what? Goodian tried to suffocate me three times! Ehehe... I thought it was just unused to humans... being a monster. And... um... that I could train it. ...That was not meant to be. One day Goodian jumped out of the pillow while my father was repairing my chair... and started choking him. B-Bless the Goddess that my brother was at home, and... um... have a lot more brains than I have e-ever had! Stabbed the Red Jelly to death with a pen my mother gifted me for my Birthday."
"...Zyuu..."
"Zyuu..?"
"H-Here are the Red Jellies. G-Good luck. Um... Please go and... um... I do not know what I should be doing!"
"Zuuyu?"
"O-Oh! Mr. Ethercat, go and bite them. Ehehehe... Just not too a-aggressively, okay? I mean... uuu... Please defeat them in combat by... biting them. Ahaaaa... Th-They are JUST Jellies, is that right, Mr. Ethercat..?"
"...Zyaauu. Zyaaaauu!"
"...Eeeek!! Th-th-there is a Blue Jelly among them as well! M-Maybe we should really just- ...No. We cannot now. Mr. Ethercat, i-innocent lives depend on the f-ferocity of your next bite!"
"Zyauau?"
"D-Do not think about me... too much. If I die here, then I-I am sure it will be worth the sacrifice for people to be able to pass undisturbed again!"
"...Zyauau..."
"I know that Jellies look cute. They do! They are um... squishy and soooo soft! Ehehehe! ...I used to own one, you know? When I was but a little girl, I caught one outside by a river. I brought it back, and... Goddess! I was such a dimwit!"
"Zaauyau..?"
"I-I liked the Red Jelly so much! I named it Goodian. It loved to slither inside my pillow, and stay there. I thought it would double as a good hiding spot too! Warm squishy pillow! I was... scared the family would simply k-k-kill it. Ehehehe..."
"Zuuya..."
"You know what? Goodian tried to suffocate me three times! Ehehe... I thought it was just unused to humans... being a monster. And... um... that I could train it. ...That was not meant to be. One day Goodian jumped out of the pillow while my father was repairing my chair... and started choking him. B-Bless the Goddess that my brother was at home, and... um... have a lot more brains than I have e-ever had! Stabbed the Red Jelly to death with a pen my mother gifted me for my Birthday."
"...Zyuu..."
"I-Imagine it would have been a Blue Jelly or worse! In the end, they are monsters. Their sole purpose is to um... kill us. Perhaps one day we can, somehow, learn more about their thoughts than just studying their ways of combat. Like we can with animals and Magic Pets!"
"Zyaa-yaa!"
"Mr. Ethercat! S-Sir! Please..? Uuuu... I am already in so much hot water that not even a High Shaman would turn it cold just because I bought you! It is going to rain soon as well! I-I also need to deliver this letter to Sir Krython! He is not going to wait forever. Th-that means... ehehee... I need f-five minutes more to prepare a greeting! A-And and and... I need additional five minutes to take a deep breath before going through the lobby! One minute to knock on the door! It adds up! ...Then I still have to return this book to the library for Miss Liandra!"
"Zyaaaauuuu!!"
"Nuuu... I really cannot return empty ha- oh! M-Mr. Ethercat! Um... Good! Good job! You can proceed l-less viciously-"
"ZYAAAUUU-ZUUUUYAAAAA!!"
"...Well done, Mr. Ethercat! Now... um... I think... Go with bites, and use any Red Jelly residue to power yourself up. Then you can face the Blue Jelly afterwards. Scratch any other Jellies to keep them off your... tail. Ehehehe!"
"Zya-zya-zyauauaaa!"
"Tail whip to distract them? Clever thinking! Mr. Ethercat! Pounce the Red Jelly to your left! ...Uuuu... Well done! Well done! Ehehehe! Dodge from... the right!"
https://youtu.be/49MGvCE5c8g
"Zyaa-yaa!"
"Mr. Ethercat! S-Sir! Please..? Uuuu... I am already in so much hot water that not even a High Shaman would turn it cold just because I bought you! It is going to rain soon as well! I-I also need to deliver this letter to Sir Krython! He is not going to wait forever. Th-that means... ehehee... I need f-five minutes more to prepare a greeting! A-And and and... I need additional five minutes to take a deep breath before going through the lobby! One minute to knock on the door! It adds up! ...Then I still have to return this book to the library for Miss Liandra!"
"Zyaaaauuuu!!"
"Nuuu... I really cannot return empty ha- oh! M-Mr. Ethercat! Um... Good! Good job! You can proceed l-less viciously-"
"ZYAAAUUU-ZUUUUYAAAAA!!"
"...Well done, Mr. Ethercat! Now... um... I think... Go with bites, and use any Red Jelly residue to power yourself up. Then you can face the Blue Jelly afterwards. Scratch any other Jellies to keep them off your... tail. Ehehehe!"
"Zya-zya-zyauauaaa!"
"Tail whip to distract them? Clever thinking! Mr. Ethercat! Pounce the Red Jelly to your left! ...Uuuu... Well done! Well done! Ehehehe! Dodge from... the right!"
https://youtu.be/49MGvCE5c8g
No Dark Lords with Petrification available at the moment. Try again in... much later :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkiU0GpadvQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkiU0GpadvQ
Pleeee... uueeeee-eeee... Klll-lleee... Kl-klk-kll-kllk-kleeee... Tleee-pleeee-UUUUEEEEE-WEEEEEEE-KLEEEEEE!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI1y1kJAsIo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI1y1kJAsIo
"Hreee-reeeee-uuuu..! Gree-greee-ruuu..! Krrr... Krrr-reeee... Hreeee-ruuuu!! HREEEEE-REEEEE-GREEEEE-AAAAYREEEEEEE!! GUUU-GREEEEE!!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFh5_wNYydU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFh5_wNYydU
