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Buddy: "Having this tea feels like leaving the starting village with a memento item, only to immediately use it against a level three Zombie because you missed once, and you are in trouble."
LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQdQ3ngu0n8
LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQdQ3ngu0n8
"Ahaa! You are awake! ...Hrrh, sorry, Miss Demon, but this room has to do for now. It uh... It is usually just me and the mess. Pardon all the vials and flasks and company. ...Hah, I do not have a drinking problem, oh no, it is just potion making. Still, some WOULD equate the two! Ahahaa!"
"..."
"...Please do not tell me you were sitting like this the whole night. I found you unconscious by the road. Well, on the flip side, that is how some stories begin."
"..."
"Anyways... Your robes were in a terrible state. Did you... fight anything... or anyone? Regardless... mmhm... those are from my neighbor. I... did not see a point in making it an issue. BUT! Nobody minds so... do not worry about going out or such if you want."
"..."
"...You Demons are truly built different. Not a sign of any injury! Uh... had to check. Haha! There are some spots that... mmm... look like petrification to me. ...No problem! No problem! Seems to spread slowly! I KNOW we can get that cured! I just need to find out how, and get the right ingredients. No problem, okay?"
"..."
"...Sheesh! I am such a dimwit!! Well, I apologize, but... you will not hear a single peep in your language from me. Hahaha! And... I guess you do not understand either... Or you are not telling."
"..."
"Ah! What you see there on the horizon is Mount Katerna! It is the highest peak of the Ronna Range after some nutcase with Magic blew up a chunk from what was the highest mountain... around three centuries ago! Ahahaa! Monster Hunters say that the mountain is more than a decent spot to hunt Ice Giants for Frostaches. Ice arrows are one use! ...Nemora lies past it. ...Mmh, there are Demons there so perhaps you should head that way after we solve your petrification problem."
"..."
"...Haaaa... The forests over there are teeming with Woodwyrms though. Not to mention a freaking Basilisk problem! It used to be... better at one point. What can you do."
"..."
"..."
"...Please do not tell me you were sitting like this the whole night. I found you unconscious by the road. Well, on the flip side, that is how some stories begin."
"..."
"Anyways... Your robes were in a terrible state. Did you... fight anything... or anyone? Regardless... mmhm... those are from my neighbor. I... did not see a point in making it an issue. BUT! Nobody minds so... do not worry about going out or such if you want."
"..."
"...You Demons are truly built different. Not a sign of any injury! Uh... had to check. Haha! There are some spots that... mmm... look like petrification to me. ...No problem! No problem! Seems to spread slowly! I KNOW we can get that cured! I just need to find out how, and get the right ingredients. No problem, okay?"
"..."
"...Sheesh! I am such a dimwit!! Well, I apologize, but... you will not hear a single peep in your language from me. Hahaha! And... I guess you do not understand either... Or you are not telling."
"..."
"Ah! What you see there on the horizon is Mount Katerna! It is the highest peak of the Ronna Range after some nutcase with Magic blew up a chunk from what was the highest mountain... around three centuries ago! Ahahaa! Monster Hunters say that the mountain is more than a decent spot to hunt Ice Giants for Frostaches. Ice arrows are one use! ...Nemora lies past it. ...Mmh, there are Demons there so perhaps you should head that way after we solve your petrification problem."
"..."
"...Haaaa... The forests over there are teeming with Woodwyrms though. Not to mention a freaking Basilisk problem! It used to be... better at one point. What can you do."
"..."
"Ironically, what you see obscured over... there... is our statue of His Holy Excellency Lord Ishmaiyel. He was very powerful and... an amazing man. He uncovered He- The First Heretic's... well, Heresy. The First Heretic was from Nemora. Unfortunately... uh... even His Holy Excellency perished to Demons at some point... In the end, statues are all well and nice, but our actions... utterly pale in comparison."
"...Ish... ma... lel. Mmh."
"Lord Ishmaiyel, yup! Miss Demon now knows more of our language than we over here do of yours! Ahahahaaa!"
"Ish..."
"...Listen, I need to make a quick trip to Amento over that hill, and be back by sunset. They ought to have the right books on potions I have never had the reason to try out, and the necessary ingredients, so I can get started immediately! ...As I said, if you need something, try to bother my neighbor first! She is alright!"
"Tk-tk. Tk-tk. Tk-tk."
"...Hm? Oh! The clock? I can take it away. Hrrh... sure!"
"Tk-tk. Tk-tk. Tk-tk."
"...Here..? ...Mh! Our heartbeat perhaps? Whoa! You Demons can sense that? Ahahaa! We... cannot live without a heart, you know? Impossible. Very briefly, maybe, even with very powerful Magic. I-I am a little nervous, but do not worry about it. That is what you sense... This situation is just... uh... interesting to us considering the usual Demon encounters."
"..."
"Oh oh oh! And and and! You have not touched any of the food, medicine, herbs, nothing! ...I suppose you do not need to. Sadly, we have no clue what Demons uh... eat? If you can somehow explain it, PLEASE do to my neighbor, and we will see what can be done! Really!"
"..."
"...Haaa... I guess confusion is universal. ...I will see you in a few hours, okay? Bye!"
"... ...Want. Be. Useful. Helpful. ...Pure Lifeforce. Yes. Kasha-gadra der halam."
https://youtu.be/dv95sMMEZnM
"...Ish... ma... lel. Mmh."
"Lord Ishmaiyel, yup! Miss Demon now knows more of our language than we over here do of yours! Ahahahaaa!"
"Ish..."
"...Listen, I need to make a quick trip to Amento over that hill, and be back by sunset. They ought to have the right books on potions I have never had the reason to try out, and the necessary ingredients, so I can get started immediately! ...As I said, if you need something, try to bother my neighbor first! She is alright!"
"Tk-tk. Tk-tk. Tk-tk."
"...Hm? Oh! The clock? I can take it away. Hrrh... sure!"
"Tk-tk. Tk-tk. Tk-tk."
"...Here..? ...Mh! Our heartbeat perhaps? Whoa! You Demons can sense that? Ahahaa! We... cannot live without a heart, you know? Impossible. Very briefly, maybe, even with very powerful Magic. I-I am a little nervous, but do not worry about it. That is what you sense... This situation is just... uh... interesting to us considering the usual Demon encounters."
"..."
"Oh oh oh! And and and! You have not touched any of the food, medicine, herbs, nothing! ...I suppose you do not need to. Sadly, we have no clue what Demons uh... eat? If you can somehow explain it, PLEASE do to my neighbor, and we will see what can be done! Really!"
"..."
"...Haaa... I guess confusion is universal. ...I will see you in a few hours, okay? Bye!"
"... ...Want. Be. Useful. Helpful. ...Pure Lifeforce. Yes. Kasha-gadra der halam."
https://youtu.be/dv95sMMEZnM
Can be still dropped by accident :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_z86KoFgI4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_z86KoFgI4
The ones ACTUALLY worth a lot more :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTCJiAfLzI4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTCJiAfLzI4
"Your Excellency, well, speaking honestly, since that is your preference, and I am mentioning this to make it clear that we are going by your rules, that said, I would not have it any other way, naturally, and, saying this as his former teacher, doubling as a very good friend, allow me to use an analogy based on my experiences: If we place you in a padded sealed room with an anti-magic field in place, in restraints, you will still somehow manage to find a way to hurt yourself. In the same vein, he will always manage to find something to do."
"... ...KRRRAH MUSHIRA, MUSHIRA!! TALAH NO KORE, DER SABBUH MAHA-YAMIRA NAAA!!"
https://youtu.be/Xr2iAVlPHBY
"... ...KRRRAH MUSHIRA, MUSHIRA!! TALAH NO KORE, DER SABBUH MAHA-YAMIRA NAAA!!"
https://youtu.be/Xr2iAVlPHBY
"These as well?"
"No, Archmagus, we only use them as Ghost bait, and we look at them out of nostalgia."
"Fair enough, since that is exactly the impression I got when I arrived here."
"Mmmhm. While that remark was not funny by any means, the already quite small Inquisition Office here has its hands full as is. Those scrolls thus fell on us, and everything is Magic related."
"Brilliant! All this time everyone has been waiting for that ONE Magician you can rope into this!"
"Mmmhm. A job like any other, naturally, and simply outside our sphere. Having some work done properly, for once, will not kill that Magician. Certainly that is obvious."
"...Certainly. Indeed. Of course. I can see some of these Magic laws are quite old. When was the last time you guys aligned with Crystana?"
"I believe that was about one hundred fifty years ago. Why?"
"That is not too bad. I have seen worse."
"Mmmhm. Regardless, a signature is a signature. I am sure you can understand that much, Archmagus."
"Arch. Magus."
"I beg your pardon? I am sure I know what I say."
"Eyey... It is just that you need to train putting a pause there. It brings out contempt more. I do not feel properly addressed otherwise. ...Anyways, I technically am authorized to penalize the city for all of these documents, and I definitely do not need to, should not, sign any of them in this state. Ah well!"
"Very bold remarks, Archmagus. Your kind tends to simply... mysteriously... disappear. We do not want that, do we?"
"Eh, attempts at my life are basically my personalized version of: How do you do?"
"..."
"Do not worry about it. One of my perks is having an immunity to like-minded people. But you can always try harder!"
"Mmmhm."
"Is this a cellar, by the way? You do not need to pretend you have to be here. I saw other rooms! I know they exist!"
"...I fail to see what you are talking about. This place suits you."
"Done and done with these. Magic is nice. I can sign four at once!"
"No, Archmagus, we only use them as Ghost bait, and we look at them out of nostalgia."
"Fair enough, since that is exactly the impression I got when I arrived here."
"Mmmhm. While that remark was not funny by any means, the already quite small Inquisition Office here has its hands full as is. Those scrolls thus fell on us, and everything is Magic related."
"Brilliant! All this time everyone has been waiting for that ONE Magician you can rope into this!"
"Mmmhm. A job like any other, naturally, and simply outside our sphere. Having some work done properly, for once, will not kill that Magician. Certainly that is obvious."
"...Certainly. Indeed. Of course. I can see some of these Magic laws are quite old. When was the last time you guys aligned with Crystana?"
"I believe that was about one hundred fifty years ago. Why?"
"That is not too bad. I have seen worse."
"Mmmhm. Regardless, a signature is a signature. I am sure you can understand that much, Archmagus."
"Arch. Magus."
"I beg your pardon? I am sure I know what I say."
"Eyey... It is just that you need to train putting a pause there. It brings out contempt more. I do not feel properly addressed otherwise. ...Anyways, I technically am authorized to penalize the city for all of these documents, and I definitely do not need to, should not, sign any of them in this state. Ah well!"
"Very bold remarks, Archmagus. Your kind tends to simply... mysteriously... disappear. We do not want that, do we?"
"Eh, attempts at my life are basically my personalized version of: How do you do?"
"..."
"Do not worry about it. One of my perks is having an immunity to like-minded people. But you can always try harder!"
"Mmmhm."
"Is this a cellar, by the way? You do not need to pretend you have to be here. I saw other rooms! I know they exist!"
"...I fail to see what you are talking about. This place suits you."
"Done and done with these. Magic is nice. I can sign four at once!"
"Very nice. You can also talk four times less."
"...Is there anything to eat around here? I am hungry. Very hungry."
"No, there is not."
"Haaa... Then I will go grab something."
"Absolutely not. I will look bad."
"...Ahahahaa! Aaah... In that case, I will get something from the stalls around the plaza. When I saw all that food, I just wanted to raid the whole place!"
"Archmagus, you will not because otherwise it will seem like we did not give you anything to eat."
"And you did?"
"No, and as such you shall sit here without food."
"Mmmhm."
"Mmmhm."
"Tsk. I should not have announced myself. Tsk. What a dimwit. Tsk-tss-shhh..."
"We are grateful for your presence, and that we could agree with you about helping us with this, Archmagus."
"Goddess bless! ...Do you mind me asking for your name?"
"I do not see a problem, Archmagus. My name is Fya."
"But that is a brilliant name!"
"Th-thank you..?"
"Truly! Hahaha! It suits you really well! I would have almost guessed it! That is how much it fits you!"
"...Ghh... I-I appreciate it. Yes, I do."
"All right then! Since my mission is ticking, I need to find some system here too! That is lacking."
"!!!"
"What? Did you really think I am here on a vacation? That I passed by? Felt like it?"
"...That would mean... Ghh..."
"Yes, that means there is only a handful of people who can assign me a mission, and that means the mission is somewhat a tiny bit important."
"B-But that also means we are interfering with a high ranked mission!"
"That would be the case. I am sure relevant people do not wish to hear about this city in more detail than from a tourism brochure."
"...Ha ha ha ha... Archmagus, is there a-anything we can help you with on your task? A-Are you still hungry?"
"Mmmmmhmm!"
https://youtu.be/MEqmpgtFOnU
"...Is there anything to eat around here? I am hungry. Very hungry."
"No, there is not."
"Haaa... Then I will go grab something."
"Absolutely not. I will look bad."
"...Ahahahaa! Aaah... In that case, I will get something from the stalls around the plaza. When I saw all that food, I just wanted to raid the whole place!"
"Archmagus, you will not because otherwise it will seem like we did not give you anything to eat."
"And you did?"
"No, and as such you shall sit here without food."
"Mmmhm."
"Mmmhm."
"Tsk. I should not have announced myself. Tsk. What a dimwit. Tsk-tss-shhh..."
"We are grateful for your presence, and that we could agree with you about helping us with this, Archmagus."
"Goddess bless! ...Do you mind me asking for your name?"
"I do not see a problem, Archmagus. My name is Fya."
"But that is a brilliant name!"
"Th-thank you..?"
"Truly! Hahaha! It suits you really well! I would have almost guessed it! That is how much it fits you!"
"...Ghh... I-I appreciate it. Yes, I do."
"All right then! Since my mission is ticking, I need to find some system here too! That is lacking."
"!!!"
"What? Did you really think I am here on a vacation? That I passed by? Felt like it?"
"...That would mean... Ghh..."
"Yes, that means there is only a handful of people who can assign me a mission, and that means the mission is somewhat a tiny bit important."
"B-But that also means we are interfering with a high ranked mission!"
"That would be the case. I am sure relevant people do not wish to hear about this city in more detail than from a tourism brochure."
"...Ha ha ha ha... Archmagus, is there a-anything we can help you with on your task? A-Are you still hungry?"
"Mmmmmhmm!"
https://youtu.be/MEqmpgtFOnU
DEF will not effectively improve, at all, with any equipment anyway :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6TYtJskNpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6TYtJskNpg
"Your Excellency, well, speaking honestly, since that is your preference, and I am mentioning this to make it clear that we are going by your rules, that said, I would not have it any other way, naturally, and, removing any human factor from this, something that we can agree is simple for me, most of the time, for better or worse, frankly speaking, and for simplicity's sake putting it in Merchant Guild terms: They would write it very near the top of a list of the most embarrassing trades ever performed. No one would trade with you ever again. However, there is a degree of qualitative perception. Between shouting and screaming and yelling, and a silent deeply resentful gaze. Quantitively, conflicts remain stable."
"... ...SELESHKA NA VIRI! KRENNA MORU DERNA TOR SKRAVA DRIK! TALAH DER MUSHINAI, KORE NA-MENDARA SABBUH!?"
https://youtu.be/-uFMljAUUVk
"... ...SELESHKA NA VIRI! KRENNA MORU DERNA TOR SKRAVA DRIK! TALAH DER MUSHINAI, KORE NA-MENDARA SABBUH!?"
https://youtu.be/-uFMljAUUVk
