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Tia is basically The Management in the AC... Hmmm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Siet_duQlY0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Siet_duQlY0
"Eeeek!! Um... Hello there? Do not eat me! I am just here... really just here to pick some plants and herbs. Mmhm! That is me. Picking plants and herbs! Oh! Look! I-I have my own seeds! Ya know, take some, give some back! Um... I have not hurt a single fairy! They often deserve it though. Olela foam? Started brushing my teeth with it too! Disgusting as Upean yak milk but what can you do. Bleh! Anyway, uh... well, what else... Oh, right! I talk to customers more and less to myself. Yes, that is me. Talking more. Sometimes they reply with 'Cool.' or 'Suck a Galmoran stick.' but what can you do. You certainly do not suck those before you boil them. Ehehe... Come on! Please? I go to the temple every month or well, tried to but they revoked my membership and the temple vanished. Then again, I think I fell for a scam? Ah! That is me. Scammed dimwit! Goddess! Just some herbs! My sleeping schedule is getting better because of them too! Above-average potions from a good girl! Mmhm! That is me. Yep, yep. That is me!"
"..."
"You... are not impressed, are you?"
"..."
"Not even in the slightest? Thiiiis slightest? That is me. One step at a time!"
"..."
"I dumped an entire crate of love potions into the river. That will solve a number of problems!"
"Gu gu gu gu gu..."
"Please, I do not want to become a potion!! AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!"
"..."
"Huh!? Ouch! I am alive? But... Why are you leaving? I swear there is more! Wait! There really is more! That is me. There is always more! WAAAAAIT!!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcPj3u4Bjxo
"..."
"You... are not impressed, are you?"
"..."
"Not even in the slightest? Thiiiis slightest? That is me. One step at a time!"
"..."
"I dumped an entire crate of love potions into the river. That will solve a number of problems!"
"Gu gu gu gu gu..."
"Please, I do not want to become a potion!! AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!"
"..."
"Huh!? Ouch! I am alive? But... Why are you leaving? I swear there is more! Wait! There really is more! That is me. There is always more! WAAAAAIT!!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcPj3u4Bjxo
Mechanic: The characters have somewhat boosted stat gains in the AC and receive bonuses to compensate for the lack of grinding compared to the main game and that the monsters in the AC get more difficult faster.
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Tia levels up
HP +6
MP +10
STR +1
AGL +1
INT +2
MGR +1
Tia levels up
HP +1
MP +10
INT +4
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OF COURSE, Tia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_SUOU0LbuQ
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Tia levels up
HP +6
MP +10
STR +1
AGL +1
INT +2
MGR +1
Tia levels up
HP +1
MP +10
INT +4
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OF COURSE, Tia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_SUOU0LbuQ
"This place sure is deserted. Krrch-chr-chrr-chrr."
"... Monsters are on the low today. Works to our advantage since combat in such heat and on sand can get troublesome. Speaking of which, I gotta appreciate that you know some water magic. We might not even need the water crystals I bought!"
"Awww. Since it is you, if you dig a hole, I will even turn it into a lake with Aquablast Hydroboom! Pff-ahahaha!"
"That is such a redun-- Never mind. Let's uh, keep it to just 'thanks' and survival required amounts of water."
"There are still other methods!"
"Such... as?"
"Archmagus Zelios in his 'In My Magic Boots Across the Globe' writes that he survived the trip through the Puata Sandsea by devising magic that extracted water from subsequent saliva exchanges between him and his camel. After he misjudged his supplies."
"He... what!? I honestly understand why Her Excellency Lady Selestina started drinking. Goddess bless her."
"Drinking. Pff-krch-chr-chr-chr. Do you want to test it then?"
"Test what?"
"Saliva exchange water magic?"
"NO! I would rather have a stroke."
"You would rather stroke? Pfff-chrrr--"
"I SWEAR YOU ARE SUCH A--"
"Kyaaaa-hahahahahaha-slurp-chrrrr-krchh-ahahahahahaaa!!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUULZ-sqMIU
"... Monsters are on the low today. Works to our advantage since combat in such heat and on sand can get troublesome. Speaking of which, I gotta appreciate that you know some water magic. We might not even need the water crystals I bought!"
"Awww. Since it is you, if you dig a hole, I will even turn it into a lake with Aquablast Hydroboom! Pff-ahahaha!"
"That is such a redun-- Never mind. Let's uh, keep it to just 'thanks' and survival required amounts of water."
"There are still other methods!"
"Such... as?"
"Archmagus Zelios in his 'In My Magic Boots Across the Globe' writes that he survived the trip through the Puata Sandsea by devising magic that extracted water from subsequent saliva exchanges between him and his camel. After he misjudged his supplies."
"He... what!? I honestly understand why Her Excellency Lady Selestina started drinking. Goddess bless her."
"Drinking. Pff-krch-chr-chr-chr. Do you want to test it then?"
"Test what?"
"Saliva exchange water magic?"
"NO! I would rather have a stroke."
"You would rather stroke? Pfff-chrrr--"
"I SWEAR YOU ARE SUCH A--"
"Kyaaaa-hahahahahaha-slurp-chrrrr-krchh-ahahahahahaaa!!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUULZ-sqMIU
"Ah! Our troublemaker that one was."
"Surely you are exaggerating. She looks nothing like one. Her face is that of the late Sage Calmira if I ever saw one!"
"Cast first, read scriptures later. That was her motto. Make no mistake. If you ever see her... and you recognize her now, all her talk about skill in magic is simply honest statements."
"Does she worry you?"
"I... do not really know. I am not above to say that she was ultimately a failing of our Order."
"..."
"She is not a heretic, for now, and I cannot say where she roams."
"What of her sisters?"
"Ahaha! Well, obviously not real sisters but they were that close. I thought she would strike a balance between the two but alas. One of them snoozed through her classes and her attitude can be only rivaled by Archmagus Turzo. Her talent lies in defensive and supportive magic but she found that... ahem... LAME and forced herself to pursue something else. Later packed her things and disappeared too. I believe one day she will find people or a person she wants to protect and sees the truth."
"And the other one?"
"..."
"Uh?"
"I still sometimes wake up to that infernal laugh."
"Um..??"
"Never mind. Enigma inside that head. One minute it is the orderly calm of the Astral Plane and the next one it is a storm over the Judgment Fields. She does not even think she left but she did."
"What is her area of magic?"
"!!!"
"Hm..?"
"I DO NOT EVEN KNOW! GODDESS!!"
"Y-Your Excellency! Your medicine!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wE0cb4fjPyQ
"Surely you are exaggerating. She looks nothing like one. Her face is that of the late Sage Calmira if I ever saw one!"
"Cast first, read scriptures later. That was her motto. Make no mistake. If you ever see her... and you recognize her now, all her talk about skill in magic is simply honest statements."
"Does she worry you?"
"I... do not really know. I am not above to say that she was ultimately a failing of our Order."
"..."
"She is not a heretic, for now, and I cannot say where she roams."
"What of her sisters?"
"Ahaha! Well, obviously not real sisters but they were that close. I thought she would strike a balance between the two but alas. One of them snoozed through her classes and her attitude can be only rivaled by Archmagus Turzo. Her talent lies in defensive and supportive magic but she found that... ahem... LAME and forced herself to pursue something else. Later packed her things and disappeared too. I believe one day she will find people or a person she wants to protect and sees the truth."
"And the other one?"
"..."
"Uh?"
"I still sometimes wake up to that infernal laugh."
"Um..??"
"Never mind. Enigma inside that head. One minute it is the orderly calm of the Astral Plane and the next one it is a storm over the Judgment Fields. She does not even think she left but she did."
"What is her area of magic?"
"!!!"
"Hm..?"
"I DO NOT EVEN KNOW! GODDESS!!"
"Y-Your Excellency! Your medicine!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wE0cb4fjPyQ
Actually Floor 7 wipeout... It has been a while. I WONDER WHY! Hmm!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODgRpRtaubM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODgRpRtaubM
"Rise and shine, Your Highness! Time for your bath!"
"Wha-- Dimwit!! I am not royalty! And YOU do not have the kind of gold to afford even a white unicorn!"
"Why me though? But I can catch you a black one around here!"
"Just go over THERE! I can do this! I swear, I hope something jumps at you and chomps off your--"
"Guys, are you familiar with Chaplasks?"
"Are they like big mollusks? I think."
"Close, yes. They live in ponds, lakes and swamps of various wastelands and similar places. Hidden under the mud. They eat by sticking a tentacle in your anus--"
"Go on."
*slap*
"--and turn you into soup from inside by discharging surges of extremely hot water. If you feel tickling while bathing, it could already be too late."
""Wha..!?""
"Uh-huh."
""I WANT TO GO HOME!!""
"If you two retrace our steps then you can reach Kly pretty fast and go on to do whatever you wish to do. I will continue even if my chances drop very significantly."
""...""
"You are free to do so at any time, of course. No hard feelings."
""...""
"Well now, I do not know about you guys but I am hungry so how about we catch ourselves a Chaplask and give it a taste of its own medicine? Then we are going to need a safe bath anyway."
"Gotcha! You zap the pond with Lightning when the monster surfaces and we can chop off its tentacles!"
"Only after it first shoves one up your ass. I need a conduit."
"Of course. Your EXCELLENCY."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rko15HW4Vp0
"Wha-- Dimwit!! I am not royalty! And YOU do not have the kind of gold to afford even a white unicorn!"
"Why me though? But I can catch you a black one around here!"
"Just go over THERE! I can do this! I swear, I hope something jumps at you and chomps off your--"
"Guys, are you familiar with Chaplasks?"
"Are they like big mollusks? I think."
"Close, yes. They live in ponds, lakes and swamps of various wastelands and similar places. Hidden under the mud. They eat by sticking a tentacle in your anus--"
"Go on."
*slap*
"--and turn you into soup from inside by discharging surges of extremely hot water. If you feel tickling while bathing, it could already be too late."
""Wha..!?""
"Uh-huh."
""I WANT TO GO HOME!!""
"If you two retrace our steps then you can reach Kly pretty fast and go on to do whatever you wish to do. I will continue even if my chances drop very significantly."
""...""
"You are free to do so at any time, of course. No hard feelings."
""...""
"Well now, I do not know about you guys but I am hungry so how about we catch ourselves a Chaplask and give it a taste of its own medicine? Then we are going to need a safe bath anyway."
"Gotcha! You zap the pond with Lightning when the monster surfaces and we can chop off its tentacles!"
"Only after it first shoves one up your ass. I need a conduit."
"Of course. Your EXCELLENCY."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rko15HW4Vp0
