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Buddy: "Rest house spawned. Remember that there is a 1/32 chance for the Cult to be there, and then a 1/32 chance that the Leader is present."
Me: "We do not have the Cult Robes."
Buddy: "That is for stealth, and no one ever, EVER, does stealth routes."
LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFUPHdIbF9E
Me: "We do not have the Cult Robes."
Buddy: "That is for stealth, and no one ever, EVER, does stealth routes."
LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFUPHdIbF9E
Even Happier Hour at 01:20 :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fooSbF3HG1Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fooSbF3HG1Q
"Um..."
"Zyuu..?"
"H-Here are the Red Jellies. G-Good luck. Um... Please go and... um... I do not know what I should be doing!"
"Zuuyu?"
"O-Oh! Mr. Ethercat, go and bite them. Ehehehe... Just not too a-aggressively, okay? I mean... uuu... Please defeat them in combat by... biting them. Ahaaaa... Th-They are JUST Jellies, is that right, Mr. Ethercat..?"
"...Zyaauu. Zyaaaauu!"
"...Eeeek!! Th-th-there is a Blue Jelly among them as well! M-Maybe we should really just- ...No. We cannot now. Mr. Ethercat, i-innocent lives depend on the f-ferocity of your next bite!"
"Zyauau?"
"D-Do not think about me... too much. If I die here, then I-I am sure it will be worth the sacrifice for people to be able to pass undisturbed again!"
"...Zyauau..."
"I know that Jellies look cute. They do! They are um... squishy and soooo soft! Ehehehe! ...I used to own one, you know? When I was but a little girl, I caught one outside by a river. I brought it back, and... Goddess! I was such a dimwit!"
"Zaauyau..?"
"I-I liked the Red Jelly so much! I named it Goodian. It loved to slither inside my pillow, and stay there. I thought it would double as a good hiding spot too! Warm squishy pillow! I was... scared the family would simply k-k-kill it. Ehehehe..."
"Zuuya..."
"You know what? Goodian tried to suffocate me three times! Ehehe... I thought it was just unused to humans... being a monster. And... um... that I could train it. ...That was not meant to be. One day Goodian jumped out of the pillow while my father was repairing my chair... and started choking him. B-Bless the Goddess that my brother was at home, and... um... have a lot more brains than I have e-ever had! Stabbed the Red Jelly to death with a pen my mother gifted me for my Birthday."
"...Zyuu..."
"Zyuu..?"
"H-Here are the Red Jellies. G-Good luck. Um... Please go and... um... I do not know what I should be doing!"
"Zuuyu?"
"O-Oh! Mr. Ethercat, go and bite them. Ehehehe... Just not too a-aggressively, okay? I mean... uuu... Please defeat them in combat by... biting them. Ahaaaa... Th-They are JUST Jellies, is that right, Mr. Ethercat..?"
"...Zyaauu. Zyaaaauu!"
"...Eeeek!! Th-th-there is a Blue Jelly among them as well! M-Maybe we should really just- ...No. We cannot now. Mr. Ethercat, i-innocent lives depend on the f-ferocity of your next bite!"
"Zyauau?"
"D-Do not think about me... too much. If I die here, then I-I am sure it will be worth the sacrifice for people to be able to pass undisturbed again!"
"...Zyauau..."
"I know that Jellies look cute. They do! They are um... squishy and soooo soft! Ehehehe! ...I used to own one, you know? When I was but a little girl, I caught one outside by a river. I brought it back, and... Goddess! I was such a dimwit!"
"Zaauyau..?"
"I-I liked the Red Jelly so much! I named it Goodian. It loved to slither inside my pillow, and stay there. I thought it would double as a good hiding spot too! Warm squishy pillow! I was... scared the family would simply k-k-kill it. Ehehehe..."
"Zuuya..."
"You know what? Goodian tried to suffocate me three times! Ehehe... I thought it was just unused to humans... being a monster. And... um... that I could train it. ...That was not meant to be. One day Goodian jumped out of the pillow while my father was repairing my chair... and started choking him. B-Bless the Goddess that my brother was at home, and... um... have a lot more brains than I have e-ever had! Stabbed the Red Jelly to death with a pen my mother gifted me for my Birthday."
"...Zyuu..."
"I-Imagine it would have been a Blue Jelly or worse! In the end, they are monsters. Their sole purpose is to um... kill us. Perhaps one day we can, somehow, learn more about their thoughts than just studying their ways of combat. Like we can with animals and Magic Pets!"
"Zyaa-yaa!"
"Mr. Ethercat! S-Sir! Please..? Uuuu... I am already in so much hot water that not even a High Shaman would turn it cold just because I bought you! It is going to rain soon as well! I-I also need to deliver this letter to Sir Krython! He is not going to wait forever. Th-that means... ehehee... I need f-five minutes more to prepare a greeting! A-And and and... I need additional five minutes to take a deep breath before going through the lobby! One minute to knock on the door! It adds up! ...Then I still have to return this book to the library for Miss Liandra!"
"Zyaaaauuuu!!"
"Nuuu... I really cannot return empty ha- oh! M-Mr. Ethercat! Um... Good! Good job! You can proceed l-less viciously-"
"ZYAAAUUU-ZUUUUYAAAAA!!"
"...Well done, Mr. Ethercat! Now... um... I think... Go with bites, and use any Red Jelly residue to power yourself up. Then you can face the Blue Jelly afterwards. Scratch any other Jellies to keep them off your... tail. Ehehehe!"
"Zya-zya-zyauauaaa!"
"Tail whip to distract them? Clever thinking! Mr. Ethercat! Pounce the Red Jelly to your left! ...Uuuu... Well done! Well done! Ehehehe! Dodge from... the right!"
https://youtu.be/49MGvCE5c8g
"Zyaa-yaa!"
"Mr. Ethercat! S-Sir! Please..? Uuuu... I am already in so much hot water that not even a High Shaman would turn it cold just because I bought you! It is going to rain soon as well! I-I also need to deliver this letter to Sir Krython! He is not going to wait forever. Th-that means... ehehee... I need f-five minutes more to prepare a greeting! A-And and and... I need additional five minutes to take a deep breath before going through the lobby! One minute to knock on the door! It adds up! ...Then I still have to return this book to the library for Miss Liandra!"
"Zyaaaauuuu!!"
"Nuuu... I really cannot return empty ha- oh! M-Mr. Ethercat! Um... Good! Good job! You can proceed l-less viciously-"
"ZYAAAUUU-ZUUUUYAAAAA!!"
"...Well done, Mr. Ethercat! Now... um... I think... Go with bites, and use any Red Jelly residue to power yourself up. Then you can face the Blue Jelly afterwards. Scratch any other Jellies to keep them off your... tail. Ehehehe!"
"Zya-zya-zyauauaaa!"
"Tail whip to distract them? Clever thinking! Mr. Ethercat! Pounce the Red Jelly to your left! ...Uuuu... Well done! Well done! Ehehehe! Dodge from... the right!"
https://youtu.be/49MGvCE5c8g
No Dark Lords with Petrification available at the moment. Try again in... much later :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkiU0GpadvQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkiU0GpadvQ
Pleeee... uueeeee-eeee... Klll-lleee... Kl-klk-kll-kllk-kleeee... Tleee-pleeee-UUUUEEEEE-WEEEEEEE-KLEEEEEE!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI1y1kJAsIo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI1y1kJAsIo
"Hreee-reeeee-uuuu..! Gree-greee-ruuu..! Krrr... Krrr-reeee... Hreeee-ruuuu!! HREEEEE-REEEEE-GREEEEE-AAAAYREEEEEEE!! GUUU-GREEEEE!!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFh5_wNYydU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFh5_wNYydU
"Hmmm."
"Haaa... ...What is up? The Demon King says in Psychic Wave that it is dinner time?"
"Ordo Astra Selestina fights, surprisingly, defensively for a Combat Magician."
"Do I? Gee, maybe I do! Maybe it is because I have not seen much yet; from someone they call a Demon General. We Combat Magicians are kind of dimwits, you know. We lose interest in a duel when there is no real effort shown. Not even an intent to take it seriously. Haaa... If you want to get killed, better not by a perfectionist because it might never happen!"
"Is this what you call an ego talking?"
"Sarcasm. You used it before too."
"I see. A little disappointing because I will not be learning more of that. Soon enough, you either will not be able to explain it in detail, or there will be no one to listen to you anymore."
"...Frankly, Demon General Septimus has had a few too many chances for my liking already. Grrh... I would figure that a good opponent already understands that my skill in Defensive Magic is simply too low, and... tsk-kchh... it is annoyingly often that I need to disengage to catch my breath!"
"Be as it may, you are a human. In your case, you have a country to protect."
"Oh? And we should consider it granted that you Demons leave in case I win. Do you really expect me that I can take your word for it? Mmh?"
"Yes, you can."
"...Ghhh!? What is this..."
"That was the agreement, Ordo Astra Selestina."
"...O-Okay? You are SUCH A... Hrh..."
"I informed all of my Khalal-ak with a Psychid Wave beforehand, and it resonated back from all of them."
"...Tskch. Teenage girl leaves her village and Alyahan forests, only to come back as an adult to set it all ablaze with skills she learned. Hrhh... Hahahahaaa! Come on!!"
"Mmmhm..."
"Haaa... ...What is up? The Demon King says in Psychic Wave that it is dinner time?"
"Ordo Astra Selestina fights, surprisingly, defensively for a Combat Magician."
"Do I? Gee, maybe I do! Maybe it is because I have not seen much yet; from someone they call a Demon General. We Combat Magicians are kind of dimwits, you know. We lose interest in a duel when there is no real effort shown. Not even an intent to take it seriously. Haaa... If you want to get killed, better not by a perfectionist because it might never happen!"
"Is this what you call an ego talking?"
"Sarcasm. You used it before too."
"I see. A little disappointing because I will not be learning more of that. Soon enough, you either will not be able to explain it in detail, or there will be no one to listen to you anymore."
"...Frankly, Demon General Septimus has had a few too many chances for my liking already. Grrh... I would figure that a good opponent already understands that my skill in Defensive Magic is simply too low, and... tsk-kchh... it is annoyingly often that I need to disengage to catch my breath!"
"Be as it may, you are a human. In your case, you have a country to protect."
"Oh? And we should consider it granted that you Demons leave in case I win. Do you really expect me that I can take your word for it? Mmh?"
"Yes, you can."
"...Ghhh!? What is this..."
"That was the agreement, Ordo Astra Selestina."
"...O-Okay? You are SUCH A... Hrh..."
"I informed all of my Khalal-ak with a Psychid Wave beforehand, and it resonated back from all of them."
"...Tskch. Teenage girl leaves her village and Alyahan forests, only to come back as an adult to set it all ablaze with skills she learned. Hrhh... Hahahahaaa! Come on!!"
"Mmmhm..."
"...Gaaah..! Imagine! Seriously, I should have rolled over to the other side of my bed this morning for an hour longer. Half a day ago, I had no idea I would end up in this... fight. ...But... it somehow feels all at peace. I guess I am just THAT stressed out! Dammit!! It cannot be helped!"
"Winning or losing are consequences of a good fight. If we thought the way you do, but were still us Demons, we would surely consider either outcome to be a dull void that comes afterwards."
"...I see."
"You are getting tired, Ordo Astra Selestina. I never tire. You do not have much time left. Humans are prone to errors in their judgment, and significant drops in performance when they are tired. At the same time, however, Knights also showed sudden bursts in last resort attacks at that stage. What you would call fa... fac... Mmh."
"Fascinating. ...Is that so? Then why do you take breaks in combat, Demon General? Pch!"
"...What if I simply do not wish this to be so one-sided? Would you like a glass of water too? Then again, you have your Magic for that. Ten minutes? Bathroom?"
"Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-HO-HO!! Aaaah... SOMEONE learned how to TALK!"
"Tor veshan der tala… hm. Selura na weka."
"Hrrgh... Fahra ne koren. Ta der bolir, noha?"
"Noha. Der bolir salak ne to. Veshan... eta, erghan."
"Heh. Kahlal-dem, ormu felhaza der naakti. Kon-let ashra ABZUL!!"
https://youtu.be/hLotRkiihB4
"Winning or losing are consequences of a good fight. If we thought the way you do, but were still us Demons, we would surely consider either outcome to be a dull void that comes afterwards."
"...I see."
"You are getting tired, Ordo Astra Selestina. I never tire. You do not have much time left. Humans are prone to errors in their judgment, and significant drops in performance when they are tired. At the same time, however, Knights also showed sudden bursts in last resort attacks at that stage. What you would call fa... fac... Mmh."
"Fascinating. ...Is that so? Then why do you take breaks in combat, Demon General? Pch!"
"...What if I simply do not wish this to be so one-sided? Would you like a glass of water too? Then again, you have your Magic for that. Ten minutes? Bathroom?"
"Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-HO-HO!! Aaaah... SOMEONE learned how to TALK!"
"Tor veshan der tala… hm. Selura na weka."
"Hrrgh... Fahra ne koren. Ta der bolir, noha?"
"Noha. Der bolir salak ne to. Veshan... eta, erghan."
"Heh. Kahlal-dem, ormu felhaza der naakti. Kon-let ashra ABZUL!!"
https://youtu.be/hLotRkiihB4
