Dear ape-like bipedals from planet Earth,

Congratulations. You've stumbled on to special access to the God Entertainment Network, usually reserved for the gods of Universe P-24.

Since the Gods of this universe are cheapskates who never pay their monthly subscription fees, we've decided to create a comic book version, in hopes of gaining much needed coin.

So what can you expect?

Well, we (the staff of the GEA) mean this in the best way possible, but your planet is terribly mundane and a bit boring.

Yes, you have all the technology, but...where's the magic?
Where are the randomly generated magic teleporting tornadoes?
Where are all the Champions, chosen by the gods and imbued with special powers?

In universe P-24, there are planets where getting your life turned upside down is basically a daily occurrence.

If all that's not enough to get you going...

Did you know that every time you throw a 6 sided die in your world, you have a direct effect on a Champion from this world and influence one of his actions?

Yes dear reader, there are real beings living in another universe, and you can change their luck with a toss of the dice... Why bet on money when you can play with someone's life?

We are even working on a special conduit that will let us know which exact toss of dice will effect which character and which action, so you can take full responsibility for how you ruined (or made) some poor adventurers day.

We are humble folk, so we estimate 99% of the people who read this intro will be totally addicted before even reading the first page, but for that pesky 1%, here's some extra incentive:

If you don't read our comic, we will find you and send ninja sprites to get you. They will do terrible things to you.

***Terrible things include, but are not limited to: Tickling you in your sleep / rearranging your closet space / Spraying your clean clothes with too much perfume / Leaving banana peels lying around on your floor/ etc.