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10 authors. 1 story. 0 edits.

This book is an exquisite corpse co-authored by a group of friends (aka K.S. Emerald) taking turns at random.

No editing. No discussion. No consistency. Only a communal Google doc and a vague understanding of Romantasy tropes. We are having a lot of fun and hope you will too!

Thanks for joining us for the unforgettable ride that is OF BLOOD AND FLOWERS AND FIRE AND ASHES AND DIRT AND CATS AND DOGS AND AND AND Or, The Curse of the Lavender Eyes. (OBAFAFAAADACADAAAOTCOTLE for short)

""This year's greatest romantasy hit" - Sarah J Maas"" - Ghandi

"Five out of five stars - confusing and inconsistent but somehow still works I think" -Stephen King

"Incredible!" -Oprah

"Oops, I meant to send that to someone else" -Oprah

"HOLD ME BACK" - Netflix, in a vaguely threatening way

K.S. Emerald

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#Fantasy #romantasy #romance #parody #ACOTAR

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Of Blood and Flowers and Fire and Ashes and Dirt and Cats and Dogs and and and

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Archer Flamewheel isn’t like other girls. For starters, she was born cursed with lavender eyes that do nothing to hide her horribly smooth complexion and full lips. For seconds, if she should fall in love, prophecy foretells of a great and powerful destruction. Fortunately that won’t happen, because no man could ever love someone like her.
Archer takes comfort in her sick archery skillz, and also in math, which is logical, constant, unlike her depressing life. But when she is spirited away by a beautiful Fae prince and a shapeshifting cat boy, she fears her world—and her heart—are doomed.

Can Archer overcome all these sexy distractions and finally free herself from her family's curse? Will she be able to calculate and arch her way out of the Fae realm? Or will her internalized misogyny be the undoing of life as she knows it?

ABOUT THIS STORY
10 authors. 1 story. 0 edits.

This book is an exquisite corpse co-authored by a group chat (aka K.S. Emerald) taking turns at random.
No editing.
No discussion.
No consistency.
Only a communal Google doc and a vague understanding of Romantasy tropes.

Come along with us for the unforgettable ride that is OF BLOOD AND FLOWERS AND FIRE AND ASHES AND DIRT AND CATS AND DOGS AND AND AND Or, The Curse of the Lavender Eyes. OBAFAFAAADACADAAAOTCOTLE for short.

“”This year’s greatest romantasy hit” - Sarah J Maas”” - Ghandi

”Five out of five stars - confusing and inconsistent but somehow still works I think” -Stephen King

”Incredible!” -Oprah

”Oops, I meant to send that to someone else” -Oprah

”HOLD ME BACK” - Netflix, in a vaguely threatening way

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