Of Blood and Flowers and Fire and Ashes and Dirt and Cats and Dogs and and and
24 episodes
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Episode 1
Authors' Note
Apr 16, 2025240 views
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Episode 2
Chapter 1 - Lavender Eyes
Apr 16, 2025117 views
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Episode 3
Chapter 1 Part 2
Apr 17, 202589 views
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Episode 4
Chapter 2 - Yellow Eyes
Apr 18, 202572 views
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Episode 5
Chapter 2 Part 2
Apr 19, 202561 views
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Episode 6
Chapter 3 - Decayed Eyes
Apr 20, 202568 views
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Episode 7
Chapter 3 Part 2
Apr 21, 202574 views
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Episode 8
Chapter 3 Part 3
Apr 22, 202557 views
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Episode 9
Chapter 4 - Princely Eyes
Apr 23, 202554 views
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Episode 10
Chapter 4 Pt. 2
Apr 24, 202568 views
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Episode 11
Chapter 5 - Fuschia Eyes
May 13, 202549 views
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Episode 12
Chapter 5 Part II
May 15, 202543 views
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Episode 13
Chapter 6 - Clean Eyes
May 17, 202553 views
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Episode 14
Chapter 6 Part II
May 20, 202554 views
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Episode 15
Chapter 7 - Andromeda
May 22, 202547 views
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Episode 16
Chapter 7 Part II
May 24, 202555 views
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Episode 17
Chapter 8 - Oblegaimon's Eyes
May 27, 20252 views
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Episode 18
Chapter 9 - Prophetic Eyes
May 29, 202558 views
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Episode 19
Chapter 9 - Prophetic Eyes Part II
May 31, 202561 views
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Episode 20
Chapter 10 - Archer's Eyes
Jun 03, 202550 views
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Description
Archer Flamewheel isn’t like other girls. For starters, she was born cursed with lavender eyes that do nothing to hide her horribly smooth complexion and full lips. For seconds, if she should fall in love, prophecy foretells of a great and powerful destruction. Fortunately that won’t happen, because no man could ever love someone like her.
Archer takes comfort in her sick archery skillz, and also in math, which is logical, constant, unlike her depressing life. But when she is spirited away by a beautiful Fae prince and a shapeshifting cat boy, she fears her world—and her heart—are doomed.
Can Archer overcome all these sexy distractions and finally free herself from her family's curse? Will she be able to calculate and arch her way out of the Fae realm? Or will her internalized misogyny be the undoing of life as she knows it?
ABOUT THIS STORY
10 authors. 1 story. 0 edits.
This book is an exquisite corpse co-authored by a group chat (aka K.S. Emerald) taking turns at random.
No editing.
No discussion.
No consistency.
Only a communal Google doc and a vague understanding of Romantasy tropes.
Come along with us for the unforgettable ride that is OF BLOOD AND FLOWERS AND FIRE AND ASHES AND DIRT AND CATS AND DOGS AND AND AND Or, The Curse of the Lavender Eyes. OBAFAFAAADACADAAAOTCOTLE for short.
“”This year’s greatest romantasy hit” - Sarah J Maas”” - Ghandi
”Five out of five stars - confusing and inconsistent but somehow still works I think” -Stephen King
”Incredible!” -Oprah
”Oops, I meant to send that to someone else” -Oprah
”HOLD ME BACK” - Netflix, in a vaguely threatening way
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Archer Flamewheel isn’t like other girls. For starters, she was born cursed with lavender eyes that do nothing to hide her horribly smooth complexion and full lips. For seconds, if she should fall in love, prophecy foretells of a great and powerful destruction. Fortunately that won’t happen, because no man could ever love someone like her.
Archer takes comfort in her sick archery skillz, and also in math, which is logical, constant, unlike her depressing life. But when she is spirited away by a beautiful Fae prince and a shapeshifting cat boy, she fears her world—and her heart—are doomed.
Can Archer overcome all these sexy distractions and finally free herself from her family's curse? Will she be able to calculate and arch her way out of the Fae realm? Or will her internalized misogyny be the undoing of life as she knows it?
ABOUT THIS STORY
10 authors. 1 story. 0 edits.
This book is an exquisite corpse co-authored by a group chat (aka K.S. Emerald) taking turns at random.
No editing.
No discussion.
No consistency.
Only a communal Google doc and a vague understanding of Romantasy tropes.
Come along with us for the unforgettable ride that is OF BLOOD AND FLOWERS AND FIRE AND ASHES AND DIRT AND CATS AND DOGS AND AND AND Or, The Curse of the Lavender Eyes. OBAFAFAAADACADAAAOTCOTLE for short.
“”This year’s greatest romantasy hit” - Sarah J Maas”” - Ghandi
”Five out of five stars - confusing and inconsistent but somehow still works I think” -Stephen King
”Incredible!” -Oprah
”Oops, I meant to send that to someone else” -Oprah
”HOLD ME BACK” - Netflix, in a vaguely threatening way
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