As I look at the endless sky I gaze up at the clouds and bask in the sun. I try to make out the shapes of the clouds.a dog,no maybe a bike or an elephant?The clouds go by and here i lay peaceful.
What's that smell, fish? In the sky is a giant fish with wings flying over me.my god it's enormous, before i know it the fish is upon me i try to run but it's too late the fish crashes towards the earth crushing me.I cant breathe I need air!
My eyes fly open, everything is black i grab my face to find a giant fuzzball named Oscar on top of it.i push him off.
“Damn it oscar are u trying trying to kill me”
That little jerk.the clock reads six o’clock thirty minutes before my alarm.
I just wanna sleep. It's too early for this shit.oscar hops back onto the bed.
“Alright alright i'm going”
I slide out of the bed and Oscar follows suit.Oscar leads the way to the bathroom and hops up onto the counter. Grabbing his food out of the linen closet I scoop out the cat food from the can to his bowl.before i can get the last bits of food out he’s already face first into the bowl.
“Nom nom nom.”
Now that Oscar is happy I can get ready. Who am I kidding? I'm getting back into my bed before my alarm goes off. Turning to face my room through the hallway I bolt through the doorway and leap into my bed. Ahh yes warm blankets.
“BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!”
“Muffled screaming no i don't wanna”
This time i do get out of bed punching the alarm on my way out. Once done getting ready I grab my shit and head off to work. Sometimes I wish I could live like Oscar, free meals every day and getting to sleep whenever.
“Sometimes i wish i was Oscar”
But then again he licks his asshole... Never mind I'd rather not be Oscar.