Read Rejected by the CEO Alpha Mafia Boss

1: Rejected by the CEO Alpha Mafia Boss

2: Accepted by the Broke Omega Police Grunt

3: Ignored by the Middle-Class Beta Assistant Manager

This is a metafictional paranormal romantic comedy series composed of prompt-based parodies.

Main Prompt

1. Two rivals discover they're the chosen heirs to a legendary weapon that will only activate if they work together.

Side Prompts

2. The first flower to bloom in spring isn't just a sign of the season changing. It's a portal. When you touch it, you're transported into a magical world you never knew existed. 3. You don't expect much excitement in your quiet garden until the day a dragon suddenly appears among the flowers. 4. You discover that the dragon everyone fears is in danger, and you are the only one who can save it from the knight sworn to slay it. 5. Every day at the exact same time your cat slips out of your home. One afternoon, curiosity gets the better of you and you follow, only to discover it's living a secret life you never imagined. 6. While researching the myths of a lost civilization, you discover a forgotten god of mischief. After exploring their ancient temple, strange coincidences and uncanny events begin to follow you. Something from the deity has touched your life and now you must figure out what it wants. 7. One morning, the ocean washes up a message. One you've been waiting your entire life to hear. 8. You wake up inside Stardew Valley with no idea how you got there and no guarantee you'll ever get back home.

Content/Trigger Warnings

My stories don’t contain profanity or explicit sexual content, but they may contain potentially triggering themes and content. I’ve compiled what I hope is a comprehensive list for this book and am happy to answer questions about it. Included within this book are depictions and/or mentions of:

- Abuse and Relationships: Abandonment, abuse (emotional, verbal), arranged marriage, orphan

- Alcohol and Drugs: Drugging, substance use (alcohol, smoking)

- Blood, Injury, and Medical: Anaphylaxis, blood, hospitalization, loss of autonomy and vision, medical treatment, needles, physical illness and injuries, starvation

- Hate, Discrimination, and Oppression: Disownment, misogyny/sexism, poverty

- Mental Health and Suicide: Amnesia, anxiety/panic attacks, intrusive thoughts, phobias

- Sex and Sexual Violence (non-explicit): Sexual references

- Violence and Crime: Abduction/kidnapping, attempted murder, captivity/confinement, explosions, fire, hostage situation, organized crime, physical assault, poisoning, stalking, violence (animal, edible, educational, fruit, gang, gun, literary, luminary, magical, physical, sword, tool, vehicle)

Credits

All graphics created by me using Canva Pro. To the best of my knowledge, there is no AI present in the source elements.

Title created by QuinceArchFortes.

Initial story idea emerged from joking and brainstorming with Quince, AprilJester, CarmenJohnson599, MDjarin17, SeraDrake, thevioletscar, and probably others. More ideas sourced from reader comments during the writing process. Thanks everybody!