46 episodes
Episode 1
One: The Princess Offers Me Money
Jul 01, 20251.2k views
Episode 2
Two: The Grand Entrance
Jul 04, 2025556 views
Episode 3
Three: Lunch with the Princess
Jul 08, 2025468 views
Episode 4
Four: Assassins, a Dagger, and Garrick
Jul 11, 2025432 views
Episode 5
Five: The Letter
Jul 15, 2025425 views
Episode 6
Six: Wine with the Prince
Jul 18, 2025410 views
Episode 7
Seven: By the Skin of My Teeth
Jul 22, 2025389 views
Episode 8
Eight: What I Am Owed
Jul 25, 2025379 views
Episode 9
Nine: The Prince Drugs Me
Jul 29, 2025355 views
Episode 10
Ten: I'm Not Dead?
Aug 01, 2025365 views
Episode 11
Eleven: Exchanging One Criminal Fiance for Another
Aug 05, 2025378 views
Episode 12
Twelve: The Princess in the Tower
Aug 08, 2025355 views
Episode 13
Thirteen: The Prince Gets Scolded Like a Puppy
Aug 12, 2025343 views
Episode 14
Fourteen: I Make a Deal
Aug 15, 2025368 views
Episode 15
Fifteen: I Meet the King
Aug 19, 2025360 views
Episode 16
Sixteen: Politics - oh, How Boring
Aug 22, 2025345 views
Episode 17
Seventeen: The Prince and I Play a Fun Game!
Aug 26, 2025342 views
Episode 18
Eighteen: Another Fun Game! This One with Arrows!
Aug 29, 2025331 views
Episode 19
Nineteen: Another Shooter
Sep 02, 2025308 views
Episode 20
Twenty: The Prince Shoots Me
Sep 05, 2025347 views
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Description
Carmen is a professional asshole. That’s not an exaggeration, that’s literally his job. In a society where engagements are almost impossible to break, his role as the ‘love rival’ is integral to the happiness of youths across the country of Pansolum.
When offered the opportunity to break the engagement of one of the princesses of Pansolum, Carmen takes it, the lure of the payout too strong to ignore, despite the danger.
Everything is going well until the princess's older brother, the crown prince, shows up to chaperone and usher away any unsavory characters.
Carmen, as the unsavory character in question, very professionally continues doing his job despite the added danger and by the end, successfully breaks yet another engagement - and a royal engagement at that!
Congratulating himself on another job well done, eyes glimmering with the promise of the wealth he's about to gain, Carmen flees before the crown prince can demand he become the princess's new fiancé.
The next day, while waiting for the princess's servant to deposit his fee, he suddenly feels an odd prick in his neck, and then everything goes fuzzy.
In his last moments of consciousness, Carmen sees the crown prince coming out of the dark woods and squatting next to him, insisting that Carmen fulfill his promises to the princess.
And now the so-called ‘match breaker’ of Pansolum finds himself in the peculiar position of requiring his own services.
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Details
Carmen is a professional asshole. That’s not an exaggeration, that’s literally his job. In a society where engagements are almost impossible to break, his role as the ‘love rival’ is integral to the happiness of youths across the country of Pansolum.
When offered the opportunity to break the engagement of one of the princesses of Pansolum, Carmen takes it, the lure of the payout too strong to ignore, despite the danger.
Everything is going well until the princess's older brother, the crown prince, shows up to chaperone and usher away any unsavory characters.
Carmen, as the unsavory character in question, very professionally continues doing his job despite the added danger and by the end, successfully breaks yet another engagement - and a royal engagement at that!
Congratulating himself on another job well done, eyes glimmering with the promise of the wealth he's about to gain, Carmen flees before the crown prince can demand he become the princess's new fiancé.
The next day, while waiting for the princess's servant to deposit his fee, he suddenly feels an odd prick in his neck, and then everything goes fuzzy.
In his last moments of consciousness, Carmen sees the crown prince coming out of the dark woods and squatting next to him, insisting that Carmen fulfill his promises to the princess.
And now the so-called ‘match breaker’ of Pansolum finds himself in the peculiar position of requiring his own services.
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