Hey there! My, my, it gets a bit boring here; so glad you came by to visit. Oh, but you have to keep it a secret, got it? The nurses think I'm taking The Pill. If only they knew I was throwing it out. Shhh! I don't want to be Zombie-Like anymore. Speaking of that... I think a doctor actually noticed- hey! Where are you going?! I wasn't done talking. Bored? EH?
This story will be breaking the fourth wall from time to time. "Reader" might be involved. Story is LGBT-themed as well. If you don't like it, don't read.
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