Welcome to the Forever Alone Squad. We meet every Friday after school in Room 444.
The rules are simple:
#1: You must never have been kissed.
#2: You must never have been in a relationship.
#3: Any loves must be one-sided only, either in the sense of you liking someone one-sidedly, or someone liking you, though I mean if you came here the latter wouldn't be much of an issue....
And #4: Stay loyal to the squad.
Oh, and we have free donuts to those who come to meetings.