(in the rachet h03s groupchat)

murkypi$$wahtur- 

hey beyotches<3 

anyone need some b l e a c h?

imurchupapi- 

yee fix me a cup

ilukemesumhardballz- 

i don't need none of that shi

murkypi$$wahtur- 

k brb bottom clapperz

5 minutes later

iluvmesumhardballz- 

where dafuq is murk???

not in text actual voices

screams come from imurchupapi's room

"OMG 911 MY FRIEND IS MISSING!!!"

"how long as he been missing sir?""FIVE FUCKING MINUTES WHERE IS HE!?"'this call has been forwarded to...'

"omg they hung up...on me.."

back to chat

imurchupapi- murk where are you?

murkypi$$wahtur- in the kitchen bitch

iluvmesumhardballz- 

I SWEAR TO FUCKING JAKE THE THIRD.

 WHO THE HELL PUT A CUP OF CLOROX ON THE DAMN COFFEE TABLE!?

murkypi$$wahtur- 

I PUT IT THERE BECUZ MY CHUPAPI NEEDED SOME!!

imurchupapi- 

...

imurchupapi- 

well then can i have so-

iluvmesumhardballz- 

SHUT THE FRICKKITY FRACK UP CHUPAPI

murkypi$$wahtur- annioop- barbie popped off-

me- barbie really popped off bitches alright so goodbye 

(*-*)<3

<)))

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