G'day mates, I'm Denker Fox. I'm a true-blue Aussie who spent my ankle-biter days Down Unda' but moved to the States yonks ago. You should ask me about that move sometime- it's a wacko story.
I'm never sarcastic at all. I don't lie, or cheat, or do anything those drongos you call 'jerks' do, and I'm not narcissistic, rude or self-centered. Something I -AM- is crash hot and a whole lot better than you at everything. Also my comic strip "I'm a Dillo!" is better funnier than yours.
I could go on earbashing about myself but that's what you blokes and shielas should be doing. Besides reading my comic obviously.