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It's My Job, Sir

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It's My Job, Sir

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4 episodes

Episode 1

Chapter One: Why Isn't There A Villain How-To Book?

Dec 16, 2017369 views
Episode 2

Chapter Two: When You Quit At The Bakery, Eat The Bun

Dec 17, 2017259 views
Episode 3

Chapter Three: Interviews: A Slightly Comprehensive Guide

Jan 13, 2018207 views
Episode 4

Chapter 4: What NOT To Do When Meeting Your Boss

Jul 17, 2018169 views

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"Sir, please attempt to focus on the plan-"

"No! I don't see the point! It's too complicated! Why do I have to sneak
around like a twerp? Why can't I just, I don't know, charge the jail full-on?
The police can't kill me!"

Mortimer Graves, full-time professional Private Villain Planning Consultant (PVPC),
sighed heavily. This particular client, a person (for lack of a better word) of
few logical brain cells, wanted to break his brother (who hadn't many
brain cells either) out of jail. This was a difficult plan, not made any easier
by the client's insistence of his supposed immortality and high pain
resistance.

"Mr. Kyrise, I'm just trying to do my job. Please consider my plan layout before
advancing on the police, or they'll land you in jail alongside your boss."

(Author's Note: The Latte thumbnail is only there until I create a much better, awesome thumbnail and banner for this series, ok?)