Hello, passengers! Welcome aboard the Eviscerator, an old but reliable hunk of steel and wood planks.
This is your conductor, 2DLenzy, speaking. If you will kindly stay seated as the train departs from the station. And please keep your wings, legs, head and soul inside the car at all times. Please refrain from pecking, plucking and crowing while the train is in transit. And also, feel free to keep the c*ck jokes to yourselves, until this contest is over (July, I think).
Remember to keep your ticket with you and dispense all your sentimental valuables into our little donation boxes next to your seats.
As they say, "you can't take it with you", especially where you lot are going. Enjoy your travels aboard the Eviscerator.
Olah, a hen and faithful servant of The Mother Hen, is given a boarding pass and thrust onto a train towards a place she knows nothing about…except that she may be Raptured by her benevolent Providers -- human beings.
Unsure of its destination, Olah has no choice but to take the one and last train from Gainesville, GA to Tennessee, to her promised salvation. She joins Red, her new travel companion, among others as they travel down to the place of weeping and gnashing teeth, aka Gnashville, Tennessee while uncovering mysteries, conspiracy, love, faith, death, and acceptance.
The unknown is blowing its horn.
Please hand your ticket to the conductor as you board.
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