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Like a Unicorn I Don't Exist
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Like a Unicorn I Don't Exist

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Like a Unicorn I Don't Exist
Like a Unicorn I Don't Exist
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My name is Augustine Anne Allen.
I know, too many As but it's my moms favorite letter so obviously she wasn't going to give up the chance to use the letter to its fullest potential. I'm a top selling novelist in my field which is the making everyone cry field as my editor says. I am as my overly dramatized bio says a writer who grips your heart rips it from your chest, sets it on a plate and makes you eat it by the handful. Gross but rather adequate.

My social life is a little lacking...okay a lot lacking but I mean you can't expect a best selling novelist who doesn't even leave her house to go grocery shopping to have a life! I mean come on! If you can't even find a decent man in the grocery store so why bother? I should also tell you I'm weary of men, I mean yes my stories are fiction and most of what I write doesn't reflect my past but I still have a problem with them and the thought of the "L" word. I feel like it's all a sham like the elusive thing called love is much like the elusive unicorn and just flat out doesn't exist.

Cynical view of the world, yes. But my heart will never be broken and scattered like poor Laura Wolf the leading lady in my latest best seller but unlike her, mine wasn't so literal.

This is me and my life as a Unicorn.

Or as a friend once said: An ugly rainbow farting narwhal with legs.

☆♡☆♡☆♡☆♡☆♡☆♡☆♡☆

Follow August in her quest to watch Star Trek, avoid the outside world like the plague and find her one true dream cookie!

Thanks for reading!

#love#hate#unicorn#cow#torture#abuse#as

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My name is Augustine Anne Allen.
I know, too many As but it's my moms favorite letter so obviously she wasn't going to give up the chance to use the letter to its fullest potential. I'm a top selling novelist in my field which is the making everyone cry field as my editor says. I am as my overly dramatized bio says a writer who grips your heart rips it from your chest, sets it on a plate and makes you eat it by the handful. Gross but rather adequate.

My social life is a little lacking...okay a lot lacking but I mean you can't expect a best selling novelist who doesn't even leave her house to go grocery shopping to have a life! I mean come on! If you can't even find a decent man in the grocery store so why bother? I should also tell you I'm weary of men, I mean yes my stories are fiction and most of what I write doesn't reflect my past but I still have a problem with them and the thought of the "L" word. I feel like it's all a sham like the elusive thing called love is much like the elusive unicorn and just flat out doesn't exist.

Cynical view of the world, yes. But my heart will never be broken and scattered like poor Laura Wolf the leading lady in my latest best seller but unlike her, mine wasn't so literal.

This is me and my life as a Unicorn.

Or as a friend once said: An ugly rainbow farting narwhal with legs.

☆♡☆♡☆♡☆♡☆♡☆♡☆♡☆

Follow August in her quest to watch Star Trek, avoid the outside world like the plague and find her one true dream cookie!

Thanks for reading!

#love#hate#unicorn#cow#torture#abuse#as

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